If you were Prime Minister, what would you legislate first?
 

[this is a fantasy thread and as such all issues of Parliamentary procedure, bills drafts, etc. are wiped :p]

Paint the country red.

give ulster back to ireland

First, I'd cut the costs of how much of the government's money is going towards the NHS. Anybody truly ill will receive all the medication they need, but obese people would be put on a program to lose weight. Anybody homeless will receive shelter or attend rehab. I will have no junkies and bums on my streets. Anybody unemployed and without qualifications or skills will learn and get a job, even if it is just as a cleaner. Everybody has the potential to learn a skill and use it. You pay very little attention to the milkman, or rubbish men but someone's gotta do these god awful jobs, and if you don't have a job, you're doing it.

Finally, I'd legalise marijuana, but it would be under heavy moderation, just like cigarettes and alcohol.

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

Anyway, I'd legalise gay marriage. :)

I would ban public schools.

Free boob jobs for all ladies.

That's already legal.

I would Withdraw from Iraq and Afghan areas
leaving it for the Yanks.

No clothes rofl.

Legalise weed

If you were Prime Minister of YOUR OWN COUNTRY tyra/

:p

YES! :D
No it's not. Only civil partnership.

I like the sound of this. Enid would be great working in politics!

Bring back the death penalty.
Longer sentencing for criminals.
Under age criminals sentenced longer.

I would make it so that, if you have to go to hospital because of Alcohol, Cigarettes or drugs you have to pay for your treatment, it isnt covered by NHS, same with like enid said about obease people.

No, I wouldn't - lol. It would be totalitarian Britain.

Lol well what you said was very good and is the main thing that needs to be done in a nutshell.

Also criminals who are in prison who sit on their arse and watch TV need to come outside and give community service. They need to help clean the streets or clean off graffiti from walls.. etc..

We don't have a prime Minister though!

im sure you said on another thread that you find fake boobs unattractive

Hmmmmm

hmmmmm

I thought you did :S President / Taiosech then :p

tard :p

What does legislate mean?

I do but that doesn't mean they can't get any. :D

Ya I suppose An Taoiseach is the closest thing to a prime minister!

I'd do lots of things rofl.

Nudity
Make public sex legal rofl

Make everyone bow down to Godney.

please.

like you know what sex is.

rofl it was a joke.

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Legalise euthanasia + cannabis. Pull troups out of iraq. Sort immigration problem. Sort out the police force. Bring back death penalty for murderers/paedos. make penalty for rape having bits cut off.

I'll have a think and get back to you...loads I would change.

anyways

id make watching the real world compulsory for every member of the public

Even more reason for euthanasia to be legal...people would appreciate that...

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It's not already legal?
Uhoh... ;)

Well in Ireland I'd make gay marriage legal and I'd make Irish an optional subject rather than a compulsory one.

I wouldn't.

No matter what, I still view marriage as a religious commitment and religion does not take into consideration homosexuality.

I'm all for civil partnerships though. It's what more straight people should be doing - particularly those who have no religious views.

Uhh, I THINK God would be happy for two people who love each other to get married.

I think God would be happy if Jeffree Star gave him a BJ.

i don't think i'd ever marry a man (i could end up someday) but i think the option should be there for those that want it.