What astrological sign are you?
 

What star sign are you?
I am Pisces the bull.

I'm king of the zodiac.

Bow.

Gemini The Twins II

Sagittarius

Cancerian here.

Cancerians look like crabs. They have a tough exterior & a soft interior. They are snappy and they walk sideways.

Libra - Indecesive or am I?

Sagitarrians are horsefaced. They have strange equine walks & they love archery. They have horsey laughs and they love munching on apples & sugar cubes.

Librans are indecisive. They see both sides of any question. All Librans are bisexual. Libra is an air sign - all librans love flying.

Eh, no, yes, yes, sometimes and no. Don't think astrology is your thing darling. Thank God I didn't pay for this sitting.

lol, cheers Karezza, your knowledge is endless!

All Geminis are multiple personalities. They lie at every opportunity and they cannot be trusted. All Siamese twins are Geminis. Gemini is an air sign - all pilots are Geminis.

That's true. Very indecisive and allow others to influence them too much sometimes.

Wheres my reading lol.

And mine? :(

Leo.

Leo the lion :p

Pisces the fish!

This astrological stuff is crap, but then again us Scorpios are cynics.


Scorpio: The best shag in the Zodiac

utter fact.

All Leos look like lions. They roar with laughter. They have large manes & they love raw meat. They are proud and violent. They are represented by the tarot trump Strength.

Never mess with a Leo.

Aquarius.

...bit slippery? I don't know/care.

Leo's are pussies.

Scorpios are dark & deadly. They are a water sign and love swimming. They can be violent and always have a stink in the tale. They are represented by the tarot trump Death. A

:cat:

I couldn't wait to see how you'd troll this one :hugesmile:

Pisces is the 12th & final sign of the Zodiac. It is well known that Pisces is the most attractive & intelligent sign - Einstein was a pisces. They make the best swimmers and they always refuse to eat fish. Pisces is the sign of Christianity - Jesus was a Piscean. Pisces is the most evolved sign.

aquarius the water jug.

Pisces :)
and my brother is a gemini! :hug:

Aquarius is the sign of the water carrier - most firemen are Aquarians. We have left the age of Pisces & have entered the age of Aquarius - therefore Aquarians will rule the next 2,000 years. Aquarians are sexually promiscuous and are represented by the tarot trump The Star.

Do they fly white military jumbos to Elgin International Airport?

Useless!

Gemini!

Pisceans & Geminis never get on - fact.

Thought you said just lurking these days

Air and Water signs generally rub one another up the wrong way, right?

and the occasional post.

My hubby is Taurus, tell me more...........

Taureans are big & bulky. They have large noses and they grunt a lot. They spend most of their time running around in fields and have bad tempers. They have large thighs & big lips. Taurus is ruled by Venus therefore Taureans fall in love easily. Taurus is represented by the tarot trump The Hieropant.

Virgo the virgin................diss me please karezza

wow, he does spend an unusual amount of time running through feilds...........:shocked:

Virgo is represented by the tarot trump The Hermit - therefore all Virgos spend most of their time alone. All Virgos are virgins - they are unable to have sex or procreate. Virgo is a earth sign - Virgos love spending time in meadows or gardens. Virgos are very thin and are very fastidious.

Dont think you have read up on gemini :(