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MarkWaldorf 15-03-2010 02:55 PM
Joe McElderry is the new face of Next Models!
 
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-contract.html

He looks amazing!

King Gizzard 15-03-2010 02:55 PM
lol

MeMyselfAndI 15-03-2010 02:57 PM
Oh my God :lovedup:
Why was he not like that on the X-Factor??

Stu 15-03-2010 02:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by the scum
the boss of the firm added: "not only does joe have those classic james dean-type looks but he also photographs fantastically and has great potential.
roflgazm.

MarkWaldorf 15-03-2010 02:58 PM
he's very photogenic. they would easily be compared.

ILoveTRW 15-03-2010 02:59 PM
who?

Stu 15-03-2010 03:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkWaldorf (Post 3089166)
he's very photogenic. they would easily be compared.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y23...james-dean.jpg

My tits. Lifestyle, aesthetic appearance, everything - the two are complete opposites. They both just happen to be in photographs.

Beastie 15-03-2010 03:01 PM
I work at Next so I will have to stand that face everytime I am there? Lol Joe is allright.. but will he be modelling the child's or men's range?

MarkWaldorf 15-03-2010 03:04 PM
it isn't next the retail chain, lol. next models is one of the world's leading model agencies. provides models for magazines such as vogue etc. it's one of the biggest in fashion, so joe's done well!

xDramatick 15-03-2010 03:22 PM
Joe is nothing compared to James Dean, who was ****ing beautiful.

Good for him anyway, I'd have thought Lloyd would have been scouted by a modelling agency.
Then again he's gone all ugly recently.

Beastie 15-03-2010 03:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkWaldorf (Post 3089193)
it isn't next the retail chain, lol. next models is one of the world's leading model agencies. provides models for magazines such as vogue etc. it's one of the biggest in fashion, so joe's done well!
Oh.. lol :joker:

CaraRawr 15-03-2010 05:37 PM
he looks gorgeous! so proud<333

Shaun 15-03-2010 05:40 PM
glad to see I wasn't the only one who roffled at the James Dean ref when Mark showed me this yesterday :p

Damaris 15-03-2010 05:40 PM
lol Next

Smithy 15-03-2010 05:41 PM
at least he'll have something to fall back on when his singing flops

Captain.Remy 15-03-2010 05:44 PM
That's where ex-singers end. Good to know for the next X Factor winners.

Patrick 15-03-2010 05:46 PM
:joker:

MrGaryy 15-03-2010 05:46 PM
unattractive.

Captain.Remy 15-03-2010 05:50 PM
I feel sorry for him to be honest. Everything he does is a flop.

No I actually don't. Olly should have won.

Smithy 15-03-2010 05:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain.Remy (Post 3089838)
I feel sorry for him to be honest. Everything he does is a flop.

No I actually don't. Olly should have won.
ew.

Olly will also be a flop

Captain.Remy 15-03-2010 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 3089840)
ew.

Olly will also be a flop
No because all 14 y-o Hello Kitty fans would have bought his album. :joker: Joe is only attractive to gays I guess.

MrGaryy 15-03-2010 05:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain.Remy (Post 3089849)
No because all 14 y-o Hello Kitty fans would have bought his album. :joker: Joe is only attractive to gays I guess.
exactly tbh. Most girls don't find Joe attractive. Olly has more mass appeal imo.

Smithy 15-03-2010 05:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain.Remy (Post 3089849)
No because all 14 y-o Hello Kitty fans would have bought his album. :joker: Joe is only attractive to gays I guess.
Not even the 14 year old will buy it, when they realise his dodgy dad dancing cant be seen on a CD/Download

Captain.Remy 15-03-2010 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 3089857)
Not even the 14 year old will buy it, when they realise his dodgy dad dancing cant be seen on a CD/Download
No they will because when you play the CD a certain amount of times, an Olly hologram comes out of the CD and dances live in your bedroom. Great. :hugesmile:

Smithy 15-03-2010 05:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain.Remy (Post 3089863)
No they will because when you play the CD a certain amount of times, an Olly hologram comes out of the CD and dances live in your bedroom. Great. :hugesmile:
Hmm :/

That myt just be in France, we dont have that yet, so until we do, he'll flop :)

WOMBAI 15-03-2010 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by MarkWaldorf (Post 3089147)
He is a lovely looking guy! The only thing he lacks perhaps is height - but that doesn't have to matter!

Captain.Remy 15-03-2010 05:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 3089869)
Hmm :/

That myt just be in France, we dont have that yet, so until we do, he'll flop :)
Nobody buys CDs in France. Illegal downloading is the new jeez. French people love to do what the government tells them not to do. :laugh:

For real.

WOMBAI 15-03-2010 05:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain.Remy (Post 3089849)
No because all 14 y-o Hello Kitty fans would have bought his album. :joker: Joe is only attractive to gays I guess.
In a world where talent counts for nothing - the guy can sing!

Captain.Remy 15-03-2010 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WOMBAI (Post 3089883)
In a world where talent counts for nothing - the guy can sing!
He may not have had the best voice but he had the complete package, best entertainer and a great performer.

Anyway, Rhydian owns all of the X Factor contestants. :hugesmile:

WOMBAI 15-03-2010 06:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain.Remy (Post 3089889)
He may not have had the best voice but he had the complete package, best entertainer and a great performer.

Anyway, Rhydian owns all of the X Factor contestants. :hugesmile:
I like Rhydian - have one of his albums!

Stacey. 15-03-2010 06:22 PM
Joe looks great! :)

Sophii3x 15-03-2010 06:24 PM
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this guy is unattractive. Don't know him but I see his face on twitter-thanks to Mark for making me follow his fansite! LOL at the James Dean comparison.. now that man was perfect looking!

Stephanie 15-03-2010 06:27 PM
joe.. a model.. :s

M X 15-03-2010 06:32 PM
*cough*airbrush*cough*

he looks amazing!

MarkWaldorf 15-03-2010 07:24 PM
have you seen the official forums? most of JLS fans are Joe fans. he has huge appeal to the female market.

Tom 15-03-2010 08:01 PM
this will materialise into nothing anyway, you can't get anywhere as a male model if you're under 6ft, Joe is significantly under that!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain.Remy (Post 3089889)
He may not have had the best voice but he had the complete package, best entertainer and a great performer.

Anyway, Rhydian owns all of the X Factor contestants. :hugesmile:
Ruth Lorenzo and her boobs = better than anything X Factor has ever seen

MrGaryy 15-03-2010 08:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkWaldorf (Post 3090303)
have you seen the official forums? most of JLS fans are Joe fans. he has huge appeal to the female market.
yeah but JLS are studs, they're toned to perfection and that's their market. Joe can't do that ****. Plus anyone can tell he's gay.

Stu 15-03-2010 08:14 PM
No groupies for Joe. His got some Living TV to catch up on, damnit.

DrOhNoNoNo 15-03-2010 08:19 PM
Heh, surprised Colagate adverts and Clearisil Spot Control wouldn't have him. :P

Captain.Remy 16-03-2010 04:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom (Post 3090468)
this will materialise into nothing anyway, you can't get anywhere as a male model if you're under 6ft, Joe is significantly under that!



Ruth Lorenzo and her boobs = better than anything X Factor has ever seen
I was talking about the voice lol Ruth had a big pair of...lungs. :D


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