Who will go to Church this Easter?
 

Maybe you could go to church this Easter and see what you think?:spin:

no I'm going to the local synagogue.

The Easter Bunny?

I am

what is the easter bunny?

If they will give out free easter eggs, I may consider it.

The Easter bunny died on the cross to save us from turning into bad eggs (that's where they got the eating eggs at Easter bit from)

:laugh2:

Your such a dufus Niamh, everyone knows the Easter bunny was born sometime in march/april but no-one knows exactly when. So the men in the church throw darts at the calender and the one the dart hits is the day.
And we eat eggs because he was born by a chicken in an egg, underneath the Christmas tree

no, no, you are mistaken young Smithacat, he was definitely crucified or was that a dream I had..............:conf:

I would advise you to get down on your knees for that comment but I know that the joints there are most likely very worn..

He wasnt crucified you silly, he only died around 20 years ago. He tried to blow up the houses of parliament, but got caught, so everyone killed him by throwing him on the bonfire.
Thats why we dont have melted chocolate either, because its like taking the mick out of the poor bunn :P

What would you be implying LT???? hhhmmmmm?????:nono:

do you mean infer?

yes, that would be blasphemus, I tolerate no mick taking of the all knowing, all powerful Bunny

All Church Grounds
should be closed down.


That is the way forward.

are you really correcting me on this? really? you are perfectly aware of what I meant.

I might make a point of passing church, and tipping my hat, as a mark of respect. ;)

forward to where?

It isn't whether or not someone goes to church that defines their integrity!

are you debating this with yourself?:conf:

It does come across - that you are implying some sort of 'goodness/decency' in people that go to church, that's all!

no, no he only infers!:joker:

M a y b e - M a y b e N o t !:hugesmile:

it is not just me who thinks it neither..

A better Life without
Fake Gods.

Is your life not good now?:bawling:

Oh yeah - eloborate on that one please! :hugesmile:

He's only trying to make you paranoid now I'd say!

me and all the others

LMAO

Who still goes to church?

The Easter Bunny.

millions upon millions of people all over the world. it sounds like you should too (that and study a bit harder at school)

:thumbs: He is a devious little bu**er!

1. Its obvious hardly anyone goes to church anymore, which is why you made a thread asking people.

2. Who the **** do you think you are to tell me what to do?
You dont even ****ing know me you turd, I dont belive in god as people who do are going to die and realise they wasted their lifes praising some made up character.

3. I do very well in school, better than most people in my year so dont attempt to tell me to study harder, again you dont know me at all.

and a quick refresher course in manners would not go amiss either. :nono:

:laugh2:

ironically to do what he suggests would in fact positively support life after death

so its a lol i am afraid

You should just learn to mind your own, and stop trying to act like you know everything.

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/rude/1/angry.gif

What you dont think I dont belive in Life after death?

Of course there is, I have every reason to belive in that.

Weither Heaven is true or not, thats another question.
I know Spirits are real, I know when you die theres an afterlife, Im very happy to be certain of that, which also brings me to the fact that theres no god.

Theres no proof what so ever there is a god.

When I die and if there is a god then I'll be like...

'Yah mate sorry for not beliving in you and that but whatever'

If there isnt a god then who cares?
At least theres an afterlife and a after party.