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Beastie 11-05-2010 09:46 PM

Dirty David
 
David Cameron will be "getting some" tonight I bet.. by his pregnant wife Samantha Cameron ;)

Don't ya think?

Niamh. 11-05-2010 09:47 PM

sideways sex

Smithy 11-05-2010 09:47 PM

lmao

They look like Bond Villians

Beastie 11-05-2010 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 3224203)
lmao

They look like Bond Villians

Ey in one pic David gave his wife a dirty sexual look.... I bet they are at it like rabbits now! well like slow rabbits because Samantha is pregnant.

GypsyGoth 11-05-2010 09:49 PM

:laugh2:

I wonder if Gordon will join in on the first night, kinda a going away gift.

Shasown 11-05-2010 09:51 PM

Nah David will be in Sam, no holes barred, its a very special night.

Patrick 11-05-2010 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 3224209)
:laugh2:

I wonder if Gordon will join in on the first night, kinda a going away gift.

:joker:

Beastie 11-05-2010 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 3224209)
:laugh2:

I wonder if Gordon will join in on the first night, kinda a going away gift.

:hugesmile:

Nah doubt it... but I do think Clegg will join in with David and Samantha.. there is always sex inuendo involved within the politicians.. they just know how to keep it more discreet.... ;)

Beastie 11-05-2010 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 3224212)
Nah David will be in Sam, no holes barred, its a very special night.

Yeah I am sure pregnant women enjoy a lot of bum sex.

Shaun 11-05-2010 09:55 PM

Let's hope Nick Clegg is involved somehow.

Shasown 11-05-2010 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by thebeast (Post 3224218)
Yeah I am sure pregnant women enjoy a lot of bum sex.

So do lots of non pregnant women.

Its good for them.

Niamh. 11-05-2010 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 3224232)
So do lots of non pregnant women.

Its good for them.

You keep telling yourself that!

Shasown 11-05-2010 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Niamhxo (Post 3224243)
You keep telling yourself that!



Nope its scientific fact

Women have more pleasure nerves in and around the anus, than the vagina.

Absorption of the feel good chemicals in ejaculate is quicker and more effective in the lower colon than in the tissues of the vaginal walls.

Beastie 11-05-2010 10:06 PM

When politicians get sexy.......

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/davidcameronstyle.jpg

Shasown 11-05-2010 10:07 PM

Bet he is up to his nuts in guts even as we debate this!

Beastie 11-05-2010 10:08 PM

http://radiantlibrary.files.wordpres...1/cam_sexy.jpg

Beastie 11-05-2010 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 3224282)
Bet he is up to his nuts in guts even as we debate this!

Haha yes I know..... lucky bastard. Well actually Samantha is a lucky bitch.

Niamh. 11-05-2010 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 3224272)
Nope its scientific fact

Women have more pleasure nerves in and around the anus, than the vagina.

Absorption of the feel good chemicals in ejaculate is quicker and more effective in the lower colon than in the tissues of the vaginal walls.

spoken like a true man! You enjoy it too then?

Shasown 11-05-2010 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by thebeast (Post 3224283)

You really are one sick individual aint ya?

Shasown 11-05-2010 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Niamhxo (Post 3224289)
spoken like a true man! You enjoy it too then?

I enjoy all acts with a mutually consenting partner. And it was a woman who highlighted those facts to me.

Beastie 11-05-2010 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 3224290)
You really are one sick individual aint ya?

;)

Ya mean google is!! Well I did want Cameron to become PM but if he balls the country up.. then what is wrong with a bit light heartedness sexual references to keep the UK on it's toes.. and feeling horny!!

Niamh. 11-05-2010 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 3224292)
I enjoy all acts with a mutually consenting partner. And it was a woman who highlighted those facts to me.

maybe so but I would say more woman dont enjoy it then do!

Beastie 11-05-2010 10:13 PM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nk-hBiZZFM...ion-policy.jpg

Shasown 11-05-2010 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebeast (Post 3224301)
;)

Ya mean google is!! Well I did want Cameron to become PM but if he balls the country up.. then what is wrong with a bit light heartedness sexual references to keep the UK on it's toes.. and feeling horny!!

Cant disagree with that.

Get onto the sun they may print his face to be worn as a mask for all those people to whom power is an aphrodisiac.

Beastie 11-05-2010 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Niamhxo (Post 3224306)
maybe so but I would say more woman dont enjoy it then do!

I bet maybe most just like a little poking up there but not a full on cock ramming up their arse!

Beastie 11-05-2010 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 3224310)
Cant disagree with that.

Get onto the sun they may print his face to be worn as a mask for all those people to whom power is an aphrodisiac.

Omg a mask.. I bet he has a gimp mask on now.. as like you said.. as we are.. "debating". lol

Ahh dear love it when this forum turns into a SEX FEST! :hugesmile:

Shasown 11-05-2010 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by thebeast (Post 3224311)
I bet maybe most just like a little poking up there but not a full on cock ramming up their arse!

First off forget the porn films, no need to go ramming.

Not unless she can take a fist.

Beastie 11-05-2010 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 3224319)
First off forget the porn films, no need to go ramming.

Not unless she can take a fist.

Depends how big the woman's sh!t is..

Niamh. 11-05-2010 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebeast (Post 3224311)
I bet maybe most just like a little poking up there but not a full on cock ramming up their arse!

Beast by name Beast my nature:joker: you're so funny hahaha

Beastie 11-05-2010 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Niamhxo (Post 3224328)
Beast by name Beast my nature:joker: you're so funny hahaha

Lol thanks :) well probs a bit more funny when it comes to the "sexual references" :laugh:


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