Are you a sexist pig????
 

Are you a sexist pig????

OWN UP!

No. Now get back in the kitchen where you belong.

Oink.

Women know their place in my world. They get out of line. BOOOOOM

Would you like some Oinkment? :hugesmile:

LOL, one post in and the kitchen jokes are out.

Sexist jokes are always a laugh, but no I'm not sexist.

i don't get the sexist jokes and kitchen thing

That's 'cause you're a woman.

(did I really just say that?)

What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

Ya see the biggest mistake we made was givin' women the vote

Yes beastie I am. Now get off that computer and get your ass in the kitchen and get me a beer.

Wheres my tea woman!

Shoved up your arse!

Why do women get married in white?

Coz thats the colour of most domestic appliances

I hope you cleaned that funnel properly girl.


Whats wife stand for

Washing Ironing Fucking Etc

How many men does it take to open a beer?

-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.

Q: A man runs over his wife, whose fault is it?

A: The man's, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Yes. Vagina's are gross.

No
if she wants On Top of Me
No Problem.



Life In The Fast Lane.

Ohh you Like it Hard.

No they are not.

LOL!!!!i

On that we agree, Tin man.


Whilst not all are totally pleasing to everyones eye, they do hold a certain attraction for me.

PMSL! x

Women are gross and I will vomit on their gross vagina's. I don't even want them in my kitchen with all their grossness.

I wish Facebook would tone down on the number of woman-kitchen jokes...I mean some can be really funny, but they're usually lost in a sea of repetitive sh1te.

All these kitchen jokes are beyond boring! Can't people think of anything original! Shows a definite lack of inventiveness!

vaginas are disgusting they look like a hippo yawning

My wife left me yesterday. I feel so angry, confused and frustrated. I just don't know what to do anymore.

Do I butter both the slices of bread or just one?

What do you get really?

:joker::joker::joker:

LOL I read that with excitment thinking it was a joke waiting for a punch line.. :(

I was wondering if anyone could tell me which channel I could find the Womens FA Cup Final on?

I've already checked cooking and comedy...

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

You just know when a relationship is about to end.

My girlfriend rang me at work this morning and asked how to change a lightbulb in the bathroom.

"It's very simple", I said, "First fill the bath with water....."

I knew you would post in here Wombai! Love you <3

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

Why do women not offer sex all the time?
Because there's no pay involved.

Whats does your wife and a condom have in common?
They both spend 99% of their time in your wallet