Short Questionnaire
 

I'm a big fan of Inside the Actors Studio and one of the most interesting parts of the programme is when James Lipton concludes his interview with this questionnaire. So yeah, would like some of the members here to have a crack at it.

1.What is your favorite word?
2.What is your least favorite word?
3.What turns you on?
4.What turns you off?
5.What sound or noise do you love?
6.What sound or noise do you hate?
7.What is your favorite curse word?
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9.What profession would you not like to do?
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

1.What is your favorite word? Bohemian
2.What is your least favorite word? Inevitable
3.What turns you on? Cute smile
4.What turns you off? Aggression
5.What sound or noise do you love? Bass
6.What sound or noise do you hate? Hoover :@
7.What is your favorite curse word? Fiddle Sticks
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Artist
9.What profession would you not like to do? Office work
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Allah Akbar! Nah only kidding, come on in :laugh:

1.What is your favorite word? Aperture
2.What is your least favorite word? Fun
3.What turns you on? Enid
4.What turns you off? Enid
5.What sound or noise do you love? Ambient factory noise.
6.What sound or noise do you hate? Children playing.
7.What is your favorite curse word? Scheiße
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Architecture
9.What profession would you not like to do? Service
10.This was a dumb question.

1. Serendipity
2. *****
3. Long, lazy summer days with my family
4. Selfish arrogant people
5. A baby chuckling
6. Other people's crap music blaring out of car windows
7. ***** and all its derivatives
8. Archaeologist
9. Dentist
10. "What took you so long, I've been waiting here a 100 years".

1.What is your favorite word? quite - it's...so British and me.
2.What is your least favorite word? anything that ends in an ump sound. particularly jump - for what it means it's unnecessarily heavy to say.
3.What turns you on? sexually or perking me up? former, treasure trails. the latter, music.
4.What turns you off? dishes...I'll gladly do any chore as long as it isn't that. I am NOT cleaning someone else's mess.
5.What sound or noise do you love? alarms, church bells in the distance, birdsong, the second David Bowie opens his mouth.
6.What sound or noise do you hate? drills. magpies. white noise.
7.What is your favorite curse word? prick or twat.
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I have none, so journalism. Would actually like to try my hand at a few though - teaching, writing, maybe even music.
9.What profession would you not like to do? oh...anything out at sea. I'm not a fan, even if there are certain stereotypes some sailors might follow
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "I'm sorry."

Loved this show!!

1.What is your favorite word? Rigamortis
2.What is your least favorite word? Widge
3.What turns you on? Women
4.What turns you off? Bitches
5.What sound or noise do you love? Plane taking off
6.What sound or noise do you hate? Knife on a plate
7.What is your favorite curse word? ****
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Gambler
9.What profession would you not like to do? Toilet Cleaner
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Bars to the left, coke is on the table.

Rigamortis is a good one Joseph. How can a word that sounds so cool mean something so horrid?

1.What is your favorite word? Harsh
2.What is your least favorite word?Dork
3.What turns you on?Nice arms
4.What turns you off?really skinny men
5.What sound or noise do you love?the sound of the ocean
6.What sound or noise do you hate?Drills/nails on a black board
7.What is your favorite curse word?Sh1t Bag
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?Estate Agent
9.What profession would you not like to do?Fisherman/woman
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Let me bring you to your friends and family

isn't Rigor Mortis two words?

Nope

Edit: Might be lol

I know, just love the way it rolls off your tongue lol

Actually, it might be but I'll let Joseph away with it because, you have to admit yourself, it sounds brilliant.

1.What is your favorite word? Glitter.
2.What is your least favorite word? Sausage.
3.What turns you on? Blue eyes.
4.What turns you off? Too skinny.
5.What sound or noise do you love? Jared Leto's accent.
6.What sound or noise do you hate? Beeping.
7.What is your favorite curse word? Cunt.
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Photographer.
9.What profession would you not like to do? Dentist.
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? 'Hai.'

1.What is your favorite word? Cadaver
2.What is your least favorite word? Placenta
3.What turns you on? Skinny men
4.What turns you off? Fat men
5.What sound or noise do you love? Loud engines and sirens
6.What sound or noise do you hate? Alarms
7.What is your favorite curse word? Cvnt
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Pornography
9.What profession would you not like to do? Security
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? It doesn't.

hi
 

1.What is your favorite word? Fat Arse
2.What is your least favorite word? K
3.What turns you on? size of his wallet lol
4.What turns you off? his teeth
5.What sound or noise do you love? a waterfall
6.What sound or noise do you hate? a fart and someone crunching
7.What is your favorite curse word? ****
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9.What profession would you not like to do?saving
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? come in babe its free

Then use your imagination for feck sake. I think it's a very interesting question actually if you eliminate the religious aspect of it.

Then the question should have read "If Heaven existed.."

You missed out there.

1.What is your favorite word? - cakey-custard
2.What is your least favorite word? - any swear word
3.What turns you on? - hangovers, newsreaders, girls in Emmerdale
4.What turns you off? - my off switch has fallen off
5.What sound or noise do you love? - blackbirds at dusk
6.What sound or noise do you hate? - blenders
7.What is your favorite curse word? - bother
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - vicar
9.What profession would you not like to do? - vicar
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - That God does not exist and never has.

Still an if baby.

1.What is your favorite word? supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
2.What is your least favorite word? K
3.What turns you on? my boyfriend, chocolate, sex talk
4.What turns you off? pressure
5.What sound or noise do you love? water flowing, birds tweeting
6.What sound or noise do you hate? alarms
7.What is your favorite curse word? twat
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? children's tv presenter
9.What profession would you not like to do? doctor
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Which cloud would you like to sleep on?

awesome is another word I hate

1.What is your favorite word?
Sex

2.What is your least favorite word?
Egg

3.What turns you on?
Fit Girls

4.What turns you off?
Smoking and Farting

5.What sound or noise do you love?
Bus Doors Opening

6.What sound or noise do you hate?
Babies crying

7.What is your favorite curse word?
Fucker or Bellend.

8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Dont know.

9.What profession would you not like to do?
Dont know.


10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
'Patrick you've been an amazing person, heres you best bits...'

great No. 10 Paddy

1.What is your favorite word? fabulous
2.What is your least favorite word? ******
3.What turns you on? style, mavericks
4.What turns you off? Needy types, followers
5.What sound or noise do you love? rain when in bed
6.What sound or noise do you hate? fire alarm in my house!
7.What is your favorite curse word? cu nt
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Porn
9.What profession would you not like to do? traffic warden
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? **** off you're not nice enough to come in!

1.What is your favorite word? humbug
2.What is your least favorite word? k
3.What turns you on? money
4.What turns you off? kirsts ppl
5.What sound or noise do you love? wwe tune
6.What sound or noise do you hate? kirst voice
7.What is your favorite curse word? ****ing
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? ruler of the world
9.What profession would you not like to do? a tramp
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? no

1.What is your favorite word? Flabbergasted
2.What is your least favorite word? Earwig
3.What turns you on? Nice Legs/Blonde and Dark Brunette Hair/Intelligence
4.What turns you off? Seeing Bones Through People's Skin/Inflated Egos
5.What sound or noise do you love? Birds Tweeting In The Morning/Dogs Howling At Night/Fun Fair Sounds/Ellie's Voice
6.What sound or noise do you hate? High Pitched Screeching
7.What is your favorite curse word? Sh!t
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Teaching
9.What profession would you not like to do? Pole-dancing
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? ''I've Been Expecting You.''

Edit: Just did appearance-wise for 3&4.

1.What is your favorite word?
Six

2.What is your least favorite word?
Boo

3.What turns you on?
ginger hairr xD and a nice personality

4.What turns you off?
Being boring and finding farting funny

5.What sound or noise do you love?
My cats meowing and the sound of a Acoustic guitar

6.What sound or noise do you hate?
Babies crying, and the sound that cars make

7.What is your favorite curse word?
Cunt and ****ing

8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I don't know

9.What profession would you not like to do?
I don't know


10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Ermm What patrick said^^

Thanks :D

I often do things and think 'Oh god I wish I had a best bits and that was in it' LOL

Would be awesome to get a song played in heaven and stuff with your best bits :D

1.What is your favorite word? Penis
2.What is your least favorite word? Pamphlet
3.What turns you on? Chest hair
4.What turns you off? Too skinny
5.What sound or noise do you love? Rain when i'm lying in bed
6.What sound or noise do you hate? My alarm
7.What is your favorite curse word? c unt
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Politician
9.What profession would you not like to do? Cleaner
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I wont answer because i'm very sure he doesn't exist.

Good one! I like listening to storms aswell.

1.What is your favorite word? Schadenfreude
2.What is your least favorite word? Bog
3.What turns you on? Sexy voices
4.What turns you off? Sleazy people
5.What sound or noise do you love? My cat's meow
6.What sound or noise do you hate? Sharpening knives against other knives
7.What is your favorite curse word? The c word
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Actor
9.What profession would you not like to do? Doctor.
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You deserve this.

1.What is your favorite word? Lover.
2.What is your least favorite word? I don't have one.
3.What turns you on? Hands, shoulders, eyes, lips, hair, sense of humour, intelligence.
4.What turns you off? Cheaters.
5.What sound or noise do you love? Laughter.
6.What sound or noise do you hate? Sirens they hurt my ears.
7.What is your favorite curse word? F u c k e r.
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I'd like to be a Writer, I don't have a profession at the moment.
9.What profession would you not like to do? Anything that deals with the public.
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Now what would you like to do?

1.What is your favorite word? Cheesecake
2.What is your least favorite word? Anal
3.What turns you on? Gorgeous smile
4.What turns you off? Smellyness
5.What sound or noise do you love? Acoustic guitar
6.What sound or noise do you hate? The sound of a magnum ice cream crunching... Ow thinking about it hurts...
7.What is your favorite curse word? Knob 'ead
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Acting
9.What profession would you not like to do? Binman
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "You get 10 more lives, use them well"

By the way, turn you on doesn't have to mean what you find attractive in others. It means what gets your heart pumping in life. What you're passionate about.

1.What is your favorite word? Bollocks
2.What is your least favorite word? No
3.What turns you on? Life itself
4.What turns you off? Stupidity, Ignorance and neglect
5.What sound or noise do you love? Cork being removed from a bottle of wine.
6.What sound or noise do you hate? The whistling sound of incoming mortar rounds.
7.What is your favorite curse word? Twat/fuck
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Gynaecologist
9.What profession would you not like to do? Sanitory Bin cleaner
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Come in I kept your seat warm

1.What is your favorite word? Slag
2.What is your least favorite word? Nom
3.What turns you on? Big builds, big/muscly thighs
4.What turns you off? Queens, long fingernails, bad breath/body odour
5.What sound or noise do you love? Intimacy, waves crashing
6.What sound or noise do you hate? Children/babies crying, Mopeds
7.What is your favorite curse word? Shit, Slag, Fuck, Twat
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Film Director
9.What profession would you not like to do? Toilet Attendant
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome to he.. LOL jk, you were right, I'm not real you silly bastard.

I'd need a ready supply of Pampers if I was in a situation like that.

i'm sorry Setanta

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that's you done with.


[sorry for the off-topicness]

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1.What is your favorite word? Jet
2.What is your least favorite word? Off
3.What turns you on? Vanity wise, Deep brown eyes, In Life, a really cool chord sequence
4.What turns you off? Vanity wise, Poor sense of style, In Life, Ignorance
5.What sound or noise do you love? Suspensions in music
6.What sound or noise do you hate? A chord that's dissonant but not in a good way
7.What is your favorite curse word? Poppycock
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Composer
9.What profession would you not like to do? Something really corporate
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? omnomnom cheesecake nomnom