Close your windows at night in summer when the lights are on!
 

Seriously... a huge bloody wasp thing came into my room D: It came straight through the window, hit the wall and I just I casually walked out. :laugh: My brother was coming up the stairs so it told him about it, we saw it, zig-zagg down, hitting the back of the sideboard and wall, and it just stayed there. I was then later laying on my bed and saw it on the floor so I chucked a towel on it and stepped on it. I proper heard and felt the disgusting gooey crunch of it. :yuk: Then I had a slightly closer look as I held it to chuck it away with a tissue... I was kinda shaking... it was huge. :(

Take my warning... never leave your window open in summer with the lights on. :bawling:

I usually get loads of greenfly in.

Lol. I don't think anybody needs to be told this!

We have all experienced such. But thanks.

its the moths that i hate

Then keep your wallet closed of an evening.

Ugh i hate wasps, i had a dream the other day early morning that there was a wasp in my bedroom and when i woke up there actually was so i must have heard it in my sleep and dreamt about it :joker:

That was a queen wasp. WELL DONE.

We get loads of moths around here. :(

Moths are nice.

:nono: :bawling: :( :mad:

They are like tiny fairies or angels.

Or big ****ing swallows.

I swear my room has a moth nest in it.

They are scary and horrible! :bawling:

:laugh: You could change your sig to "Beso isn't innocent anymore."

It would be a lie, I don't lie.

A wasp got in my room the other morning. I can't rest until they are gone. I hate them

Moths are fine. I catch them (or the cat does)

Wasps are good and have important jobs to do. She was looking for a nest site. I have Queens trying to make nests in my sheds around about now. I usually catch them at the golfball stage before they climb in and am able to move them on before the army arrives.

I work in the summer with the door and window open in my office and bees always come in, have a snoop around and leave - they are clever and soon realise there are no flowers to drink from so i just ignore them. I am talking about 20 visits a day.

Never kill wasps, just move them on.

I love bees. So docile and bumbly. I love taking photographs of them

But they are evil! They can think twice about eating my clothes!

Sell Fiberglass Insect Screen helps....

http://www.busytrade.com/common/imag...200&y=200&jpg=

i hate most flying insects. they're so annoying.

That's *******ing horrible, trumpet.

Shut all windows and have a electric fan on during the night, That way you wil be bug free and cool at the same time.

welcome back!

:eek: You kidding me?!

We get these huge beasty things round here, that fly at your face. Actually hurts if they hit you.

Thanks. You missed me, I can tell.

I missed you!! :hugesmile:

Awww, Niam. That's the way to my heart. Or at least to where it should be. I missed you too, and even Trumpet Trousers.

Where have you been?

Yeahh you better do that, if you don't, i'll come rape you in the night ;D

I'll joke about what i want.

I've been working on my novel and a couple of short stories, plus I've been writing a few articles for a certain magazine. Busy busy busy. I promised myself I wouldn't terrorize the internet while there was work to be done, and I stuck to it, which was surprising lol. I've still not finished all of it, but I'm way ahead of schedule so I'm giving myself a break this week to chill out. Like a mini holiday :)

rather than fake bravado

just dont joke about that again

why dont you ask people to send you pictures of themselves and then sketch out a short story about them?

Why not? i joke about stuff like that was my friends, so i'm not going to stop because of you.

would you joke about rape with your mother or perhaps someone who has been raped?

Oh that's good, how's your novel coming along, are you happy with it?