What have you learnt from BB this year so far?
 

I have learnt that women are incapable of rational thought when confronted with a conventionally goodlooking male. Our opinions on anything are worthless because 'we think with our privates'

I have also learnt that it is still unacceptable for a female to dislike another female, who is considered 'hot, as the only possible reason for this is because they are jealous of said HM.

Also that everyone has the same tastes. Noone could possibly find girls like josie or sunshine attractive...because they are ugly and there is no denying it.

Learnt a lot this year so far, keep it coming :D

I have learnt that the correct way to bitch is to speak at an incomprehensible speed and forcibly eject your eyes from your head.

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- I have learnt that this earth has an uncrowned king.

- That BB11 can bring out a feisty feminism streak in moderators prone to starting topics.

- That I found someone even more fundamentally loathsome than Beyonce herself.

- That guys looking attractive in mole suits is possible.

- That I have one more reason to hate Australia.

- That all the female housemates look like they are on some strange sunlight rationing system with some getting far too much and some getting far too little.

- That your eyeballs CAN leave your eyesockets. You just gotta be a cunt first.

- That getting drunk off Jesus can cause accute brain damage.

I've learned that anyone who dares to speak their mind is actually a gameplayer and should be removed from the gameshow :hugesmile:

That i agree :xyxwave:

I don't think Josies ugly,but I do think JJ is playing a game with her.Let's just wait for sunday and for his kiss and tells to come out;we'll see then if the girls he goes with are Josie lookalikes,'I don't like stunners'yeah right,Mr Ken doll!

Aw...you arent playing right :(

i dont think JJ likes josie at all, but whats he supposed to do? i think he's letting her down quite gently really so that she doesn't get hurt.

I have learned that choosing a good looking male HM as your favorite guarantees you getting "you only like him cos you fancy him" said to you atleast 7439 times

I have learned that being a goodlooking HM and fancying a goodlooking female HM makes you shallow and fancying a not so goodlooking HM makes you a user

I have learned that if you are a goodlooking HM and share the same opinion as another goodlooking HM makes you a sheep

New lesson - You are not intelligent if you think it may be possible for a guy who is 'hotter' than a girl, to like that girl.

But you do.

7440.

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of course I do:tongue:

The Real World is 10 times better than BB

I know people wont believe me when I say it, but I really dont fancy JJ. Hes good looking, but I hate the pretty boy type generally.

If I started a thread about that...I would likely also learn that I am a liar and in denial... :p

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you would also learn that people on this forum know you far better than you know yourself :laugh:

I do fancy him I won't lie but that is not the reason I like him as a housemate, I have found past HMs far more attractive but they've never been my favorite HMs (Stuart BB5 is my best example, nice to look at but boring as sh1t) which I have learned counts for nothing, I am still a shallow bitch!

Ah yes, forgot that one.

Only others know what you think. You dont know yourself.

What have I learnt from Big Brother this year?

Bitching about people behind their back is being honest, while telling them to their face is 'game playing'.

The following lies in your audition will get you on the show:
- I'm wacky!
- I'm bi-sexual!
- I always speak my mind and take s**t from no one!

Cooking meals for everyone guarantees you a place in the final week, regardless of how dull you are.

Govan is code-word for Bug-eyed gob-****e.

I have learnt that 2010 is the right year for BB to go as the standard of the show is gradually getting worse (in my opinion)

I've learned it's too good a TV concept to throw away and do Emmerdale type village Reality TV show.

Which is what Channel 4 are planning.

- That i'm sexist.

- That i'm also gay.

- And that i'm racist.

Wow you learn so much about your self from BB :)

I have learnt that there is someone that ca rival Charley's speaking speed.

I have learnt that curvy women are apparently seen as "overweight" by certain people.

I have learnt that being called an actress is posisbly the worst insult one can ever recieve in their life.

I suspect that you may also be a sheep :joker:

OH Oh OH I learned an a new term "Emotional Rape"

Oh yeah that aswell, how could i forget.

I have learnt that Niamh and Vicky are incredibly shallow :hugesmile:

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I have learned that Smithy is incredibly deep, he loves Rachael eventhough he hates Beyonce....................oh no wait............

I have also learned that putting "literally" in front of a statement makes people sit up and take notice!

What's that about? that's a shame, I've always looked at Brits as my long distance cousins.

Maybe that was too general,but 'Tall Poppy syndrome' chippy,women controlling'male chauvinist pig'Ausssie bloke sterotype he is living up to-;yes.

Of course he only represents himself,not all of Australia,but he's the only Australian in the house;so yeah he does become something of an ambassador for you guys sadly.

Good girl, thats right, now get back in that kitchen and make me a sandwich!

I've learnt that I am so happy to be male

I have also learnt that many people on this forum have the ability to read minds :eek:

Be it mine or housemates minds, and from so far away too...what a skill!

Surely you remember it being the same way last year? Every Vash hater was able to read his mind and knew his every motive/next move ;)

Ah yes..I had actually forgotten that :laugh:

you need to step away from time to time

I've learnt that you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover (Ben, Sunshine and Govan)

I've also learned that according to bb fans every housemate is either:

A: Bitch
B: Fake

and doesn't have any other personality traits whatsoever apart from the ones above