BB Should Scrap Evictions Alltogether
 

I see lots of complaining from fans of the show who are pleading with the (moronic) voters by asking them not to vote out entertaining housemates.

This is futile.

It aint gonna happen.

It's like asking a Great White NOT to chew you in half when you go diving in shark infested waters.

It's in the (moronic) voters nature to vote on impulse and irrationality, so pleading with them to not vote out good housemates is a waste of time.

There's only one answer (yes, BB production team, I'm talking to you):

Scrap evictions.

Replace them with punishment-themed tasks: the loser doesn't get evicted, they merely get punished for the whole weekend, or is rewarded whilst the rest of the house gets punished.. it doesn't matter, anything to spark conflict will work.

Anyway, my way displays the public can still waste their money by voting, and BB get their cash votes.

And, more importantly, real fans (like yours truly) get to enjoy BB with great housemates.

I'm expecting only sensible people to agree with this btw. The rest can kiss my arse. :joker:

Agreed. But the reason you haven't had any replies (other than this) is because others are too stupid to even understand what you're saying.

Yeah, we need diagrams to fully understand.

agreed and then it will be even more like the real world

It'd go down the drain, you gotta give the public the choice of who they want to leave or else they will not feel involved in the show and feel distant from it.

I kind of take exception to these threads where someone rocks up and calls everyone who doesn't agree with them "moronic" and other silly names. Grow up. This is Big Brother. It's how it works... it's how it ALWAYS worked. People vote, and whoever gets the most votes is out. Just because they don't agree with you doesn't make them all wrong.

Sorry, but you are actually very wrong with this post. BB should have been altered to fit the viewing audience. The fact BB goes stale is the fault of both the moronic voters AND the BB production team. Period.

Frogwash! I already explained how the viewers would engage with the show, or weren't you paying attention?

........And the distinct lack of diagrams.

Speedster, you can't think of a valid reason as to why this proposal is unworkable. Your only reply revolves around infantile ramblings. Pitiful.

Enlighten us.:spin:

they earn money from eviction night

I've already explained a workaround for how they'd keep their income numbnuts

yeah i was thinking how much better it'd be if there was no evictions.

Yep, it would. Though don't expect these ingrates to understand that. So far, hardly anyone has come to the sensible conclusion I have.

evictions are exciting and generate tension in the house
also the voters have voted out the boring ones so far this year:dance:

how would they get voted out then?

You'd just vote to save in the final 2 weeks. Simple.

Lol I didn't need to, everyone else has. My philosophy is "if it aint broke don't fix it", the system they have now seems to be working for most people so there's no point messing with it simply because one or two people thing that there is.

And anyway, I was just messing. Sorry.

Evictions are not exciting, they are depressing. Well, for REAL fans anyway. The reason they're depressing is because REAL fans know their favourite housemate will go whilst the resident dullard(s) will stay. I can tell you're not a real fan btw.

It IS broke though! :joker:

IF you can prove that the vast majority agree with you, and IF you can prove to the makers of the show that you're way is best, then good luck, otherwise get used to not being taken seriously.

So you're saying Science was less entertaining than Orlaith? They went head to head in 2005 and she stayed (but walked on her own accord) and he was evicted. And yet.. he was at the centre of a lot of drama and entertainment.

Btw, an analysis of what you require isn't necessary:

You don't need a proffessor of anal-ology to tell you that s h i t stinks.

I agree I've thought the same before as well
too late now though seeing as it's the last series and it's already underway :(

Some people don't like arguments all the time.We all watch BB for different reasons,even Nathan has fans!

This 'no eviction' idea is based on your 'idea' that the majority of people want to see conflict. Whilst you might want to see conflict, you have to accept the fact that the public decided to vote against those who cause it. What you want to get out of BB, differs to what the majority wants.

Spoken like a true NON real fan of the show.

No, my way is best. I want BB to be entertaining and find assertions to the contrary absurd. If you want to be bored go to your local cofee shop and listen to the elderly moan about their vericose vains. Leave the entertainment to those who actually understand how shows should be made.

Yep,i've only watched it for ten years.:xyxwave:

THREAD CLOSED.:joker:

You might have watched it for ten years (so have I for the record) but you know nothing of how it should be constructed.

The regular way of BB isn't working. It's been cancelled because it's not working too.

Whilst you are happy with your ten years I'd like to see it continue for generations to come.

No1curs

The reason for evictions is simple, money - from phone calls, how would you replace that source of revenue? Premium quiz lines?


Ah a motion and secondment from the brains trust!


Like you do? Obviously you work in TV production then? No? Thought not.

The show has run out of steam commercially, it needs a rest. This may be due to the decisions to select more outlandish contestants to appear to a wider audience, both appealing to minorities but also giving hate figures to the more contemporary viewers.

I love the way you think you know better than people who actually in the business of making and airing TV programs.

I'm happy with how it is constructed.I'll enjoy BB the way i want to,not the way you claim i should!

Guys...BillyBob1 and Patty178 are clearly the same person, meaning we've now found a troll that reaches a whole new level of idiocy.

Both use the word "frogwash." Both call everything and everyone "shameful." Both have good grammar and punctuation (no webspeak). Both have less than 60 posts as of now. Both joined within the past 48 hours. They both even sound the same in posts! (And add that to the fact that no one replied to Patty178's OP in this thread for 2 hours...so the same guy posted form his other account, BillyBob1, just to get a response. :joker:)

Also, if you go back and look at BillyBob1's old threads, like the one about Caoimhe's name being pretentious, he's started editing all his posts to commas so no one can go back and quote his inanities. :laugh:

What a joke.

Best post in this thread.

Part of the process of evicting housemates on a regular basis, gives other housemates an opportunity to step forward and take the centre stage. OK that doesn't always work, but in most cases I have seen this, I have enjoyed the house more so as the weeks go by.

In the early stages the house can be quite manic, and trying to keep up with who's who, & who said what to who, can become a little confusing.

I tend to enjoy the house the most from around 4 weeks onwards.

I disagree with your idea, maybe you should watch America Survivor, it's similar to what you're after.

And for your information I am very sensible.

They should upgrade the carousel.

if you say so