Josie Quotes
 

On John-James - 'When he's in a foot ball kit I really fancy him.

On depression - 'When I'm feeling low I always think of that woman who got her face ripped off by a Chimpanzee'

LOL

She's cracking me up. Post your fave Josie quote.

I loved the chimpanzee on......priceless

To JJ 'You are like pastry, you roll and roll until you are to thin to use as a pie crust' :D

"I'm the most layback person.. I'm so layback I might be horizontal"

"I've been living in a false sense of brain!"

:D

Can't think of any right now but there's been quite a few which have made me laugh over the last couple of days.

“Oh great, I can just feel my fanny flaps flashing out of my knickers to the whole world"

Josie just before going to bed

:laugh2:

"My claim to fame is that Ian McCaskill once gave me an award for designing a recycling bin"

Josie competes with Ben and Mario's celebrity friends

:joker:

"I wonder if the outside world know that we're smoking dog-ends?"

Josie wonders if the tobacco shortage has been shown on TV

:laugh:

That's the one that caught my attention too:joker:

"I'm cool as a cucumber and you've just made me look like a complete turnip"

Josie to John James after he "humiliates" her while playfighting

When she was nominatign she said " dave because he always asks nathan when his dinneerrrrrrrrrr will be done, if he wants dineerrrrr he should cook his own dinnerrrrr!

loved the way she said dinneeeeeerrrrrr

"I can't believe that your toes are actually attached to your feet. They look like they should be on their own"

Josie comments on Caoimhe's flexible joints

"I know this sounds really cheesy but I feel like riding a horse on a beach"

Josie, not understanding the restrictions of the Big Brother house


PMSL:laugh2:.

"My breath smells like a portaloo"

Josie charms Ben and John James


LOL:D

"I'm gonna bust more moves than Shakira"

Josie gets ready for her 'Day of Heaven' wake-up call

I love Josie!!
She's brilliant!
Love the chimpanzee one :D
Some great quotes in this thread :)
Can't think of any of the top of my head myself though

"OO do yew think yew arrrrr"

I know she allways says it but it cracks me up everytime

"I can't wait to see you in something other than your Peter Pan shorts"

Josie looks forward to seeing John James not wearing his ripped jeans

"I've got a thing about blokes in a football kit"

Josie jokes with Nathan, Ben and John James ahead of the football task

"You look like the Man from Delmonte"

Josie comments on Govan's outfit

:laugh2:

“I had one black eye once and it looked really nice”
Josie

I love the way she says "cheeky bugger" haha
And when she said something along the lines of "I'm such a randy mare" :D

"Hey Big Bro, I'm up the duffer" :joker:

"I didn't realise you had a John Travolta chin, Nath"

Josie comments on Nathan's features

:joker:

:laugh: I love it too just hearing it, but I couldn't put up with that accent for too long.

What is wrong with me, I don't give a toss about this!"


Josie doesn't see the problem with Ben's nomination of Sunshine


:hugesmile:

"You see! Up there for thinking, down there for dancing. Well done, my love!"

Josie congratulates Govan's puzzle skills

:D

"I didn't want to live to an old age anyway"

Josie reveals that she is hoping to pass away before her 65th birthday

Dont ever move to Bristol. They all taaaalk funny in them paaarts.

'' I failed my driving lessons 72 times''

Im sure she actually said she had taken 72 driving lessons not tests

Correction:blush: *goes to edit*.

Nominating Sunshine 'For the sheer fact that she's tighter than a duck's ass, she gets my vote.'

I loved that:).

Loving the Josie quotes, everything she comes out with is hilarious :joker:

On wanting to ring John James neck - 'Thats baaad innit'

OMG she's lush. I love this girl.

i know this has already been put in here but it was a bit longer than that.

"you're like a bit of pastry John. you just roll it and roll it and roll it until it's too thin to put on your ****ing pie"

On the incident with Sunshine - '"John, all the way from Australia, the BB beaver spotter"

I might be paraphrasing slightly here but it was something like this...

"You know what the most dangerous animal is? - Shetland pony, no kidding"

"You've got about as much energy as a roasted chicken"

Josie on her fellow housemates' stamina levels