A SERIOUS Analysis of John James
 

The official GETT JJ out thread!

Have we ever had a more immature, vicious, argumentative woman hating housemate?

Many would argue he's real! I see a forced tears, empty threats and his tactic to lure other housemates (mainly strong women) into conflicts so he can play the victim and get them voted out!

He is responsible for 90% of the arguements in the house. Hes lazy, bitchy, disloyal.

His betrayal of Ben has has completely been overlooked!

He completely destroyed poor Rachael simply because she was a beautiful looking girl. Hes the most negative person in the entire house.

Just goes to show how cynical this country is when the most negative person in the house is the most 'real' and the most positive is the most 'fake'

His treatment of Josie is dispicable. And even when she stands up to him his cult decide shes a bitch. Its becoming really depressing!

Josie only forgives him because shes an average looking girl being persude by a good looking male! She flattered and enjoys his advances!

Any woman that comes into conflict with him or he doesnt like he vilified.

He has WAAAAAAY to much influence!

WE NEED TO GET HIM OUT

i agree

I agree too, but wait for his lovers to come in here & get personal & nasty... :nono:

Oh really someone has got it bad if you ask me:sleep:

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And here they start... :joker: :xyxwave:

Haha well this is all my 'REASONABLE' thoughts out on paper. If people want to have an adult debate on any of these points and try to prove me wrong thats fine. Any one word answers or posts with no substance will be ignored

JJ = WIN

Josie = EPIC FAIL

But he is Not Up This week?

Do we really need another one of these threads....:sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sle ep::sleep::sleep:

Hes gunning for Ife now lol! He just can't keep his nose out of other hms moans. We all moan he needs to get over it she was just venting but he wants to turn it into 'were you talking about me moan, moan, moan' as only he can.

I want compensation from TIBB for it wasting 15 seconds of my life - the "read" bit was misleading as if it wasn't going to be the 3 billionth same belly rant.

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Fixed that for ya :D

What a good post! Got him down to a tee. :thumbs:

Rachael was arrogant bitch. +10 for JJ telling her a few home truths. :xyxwave: Rachael

Josie treats JJ a lot worse than he treats her. You saying it's ok for her to call him names, but not him?

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God these threads are getting old, cant you just all make one thread and keep posting there instead of making new ones saying the same old same old stuff :sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep:: sleep::sleep::sleep:

LMAO you said it right there!

She can take it. He cant!

Got to love JJ

The public love him (well, 89% of them did last week)

Josie loves him

He's watched all the BBs to learn the 'game' but is still falling apart emotionally.

Bless :angel:

:joker: nice spin :joker:

are you alistair or peter?

I can't post what I really think of him,but I agree he is a sorry excuse for a man,a complete control freak,but some women like getting bossed around,I see most of his fans as the brash and brawling ladetts showing themselves up on a Friday and Saturday night,He reminds me of a Sarcophagus looks good on the outside but totally rotten on the inside.If JJ wins BB it will be a sorry end to what was a good program,and if that is the best they can do,it's best this is the last one.

bump

You love him xxx

i loathe him....

He's not perfect...

He's not as bad as you've made out in the OP.

Bigger fish to fry this week.

OP I love you...you've got him down to a tee

Great, lets see what you've got!

Of course we have, he is far far far away from being the most immature

And many would probably be right in their assesment that he is real, he is too real for some people, he struggles with his emotions but he doesn't suffer fools and for some people that tends to be a problem.

John James is very Loyal, if this is an official get JJ out thread I take it that 90% statistic is an accurate statistic from the official website?

Ben is the most lazy infurating disloyal member of the house, which for me is great, but for someone to complain that someone isn't showing him loyalty is laughable

Rachael thought she was God's gift, she turned her nose up at everyone and it bit her on the bum, she was taught a harsh lesson in the house, maybe she will grow from it, learn that you should treat people the way you liked to be treated.

John James is the most real person in the house, he is young guy who is struggling with his emotions, he is real though, God knows who you consider real, not the cattle market Katie Price, thats for sure.

What treatment exactly? he has fallen for her big time and hasn't got a clue how to deal with his feelings, shes doing the exact same thing, they are two people who are just struggling to deal with there emotions, dispicable???? sensationalist claptrap

There in lies the problem, John James unlike you doesn't judge someone on their looks alone, thats why your on here sticking up for Rachael and laughing at Josie for forgiving him, Josie knows she isn't a Rachael and thats why she doesn't want to admit her feelings for JJ, she thinks people will laugh at her, thats why JJ is liked, he likes people for who they are not what they appear to be

Corin is awful, I felt sorry for Rachael to an extent as he didn't need to take a stand, Sunshine was simply a silly little girl who wanted the spotlight on her

Vile personality???? more sensationalist claptrap

No doubt about it, you obviously want to watch a show where no one does anything but sit around and smoke, you should just buy the Royal Family DVDs

I want to get a rain cloud out!!

...Oh yeah Josie took it really well...

Tells him she will never talk to him again...
Decides to ignore him cos she knows that will hurt him...
Tells him a full blown lie to really wind him up when he was clearly upset....

Yeah....as you said 'she can take it'!!!:conf:

JJ's fans are soooo predictable, it is sooooo funny... :joker: :xyxwave:

I swear if he bit the head off a kitten they would think he was so awesome!! :sleep:

I'm not arguing for or against JJ but surely to get him out would lose some of the dynamics of the house would it not? Sure he can be quite a piece of work at times but so can every other housemate. Josie, in my humble opinion, is as bad, or worse then JJ, surely you can see that after recent events. The hordes of people that agree can not all be wrong. I just feel that the whole idea of the show is to force us, the public, into hating and loving HM's to keep us watching, and they do a good job. Wouldn't it make more sense to cast aside the less interesting HM's as opposed to the interesting ones, liked or not? I do sense in alot of your post a strong feminist slant though so I doubt you'll agree with me.

You see, what I find interesting about JJ is the very fact that he is flawed and makes no attempt to hide it from the viewer. I would rather see that then a plethora of false housemates float around for the entire series, attempting to disguise various elements of their personality in order to win our favour. JJ is JJ and whether you find him distasteful or not, at least he's consistent.

ugh stop making all these threads.

I get it, you don't like John James! Shocker! GET OVER IT.

I'd like to come on the forums and see something other than the same-old repetitive crap about JJ.

As they say, 'Change the record'.

Exactly, your life REVOLVES around JJ... I think your obsessed with him!! You may hate him but you must admit he is an entertaining housemate, and certainly not a woman hater, c'mon please...

Stop throwing names about to make him look bad, it's pathetic. (to Ellie OP)

These threads are getting old.

I agree.

Agreed, Let's hope the OP stops making 285,465 threads a day on JJ.

This is the definitive thread. Try ****ing reading
Kore you chav!

haha whenever im right Ellie you retort to name-calling. Is that the best you got?

You know i'm right. Your obsessed with JJ, if he leaves you won't have anything left to say!!! You'll secretly be gutted!

He completely destroyed poor Rachael simply because she was a beautiful looking girl. Hes the most negative person in the entire house.
What an utter load of crap. So we are meant to keep someone in the house because she was good looking. You are more shallow then you claim JJ to be. How shallow was Rachael, proclaiming that I really like you John and then promptly declaring that she really liked Nathan as soon as he got kicked out. Its got agent written all over it. Why do people think that JJ got Rachael kicked off the show. They nominated and the public voted her out - simple as that. Get over it and move on.