Rachel wants to be Baptised by our favourite Charlatan
 

She wants it done in the outside pool!:hugesmile:

Is it that easy then?

Do us a favour...if I run a bath, will you slip a monk's robe on and come and do me? I fear I'm on me way downstairs otherwise...:devil:

She is such a gullible fool, lets just hope he gets over-excited and accidental drowns her

Channel 4 gives Emerge Wales FREE publicity!

up until this very moment i have never considered Satanism as an option but if that high on the lord person takes that duracell bunny out to the pool in the name of the Jesus then I am going to start recruiting for Lucifier for real. can i get an amen!

:sleep::sleep: so much hypocritical hate :sleep::sleep:

No need to read, no need to comment!:dance:

I was just looking in to see if you were back to some more of your favourite homophobia fingers:xyxwave:

or even better to see if you had changed the record:spin:

BB have a spare Monk's Costume they took off the charlatan during a task!! lol

Welcome to the wonderful worl of ignore! lol:dance::xyxwave:

:joker: He loves to hear himself speak that much he might leave her under the water too long...making her lose her voice, oh if only.

I would would like to ize her baps too


get mi?

smashin.

you cant win an argument or not be homophibic so your better off puting me on ignore anyway.

it wont stop me commenting on your hypocrasy tho:xyxwave:

I dont mind Dave...I am keeping a very open mind to all that 'charlatan' stuff until it's proven...I like to be that way about all the housemates, otherwise we'd have them all written off as psychos and sex cases and never an objective word would be written...

Having said all that...I think it's pretty much solid certainty that Rachel is a pain in the arse.

You have never watched St. Dave in full flow on his sloshfest Videos?

To tell the truth, no. I like to judge the housemates by how they are in the house, because that's what it's about for me.

I have heard alot about the wheelchair stuff though..have disabled friends who hit the roof about it... I have learned over the years (and it might be a simplistic attitude, but it works for me) to just try and take BB for what it is and chill out, otherwise I'll have an embalism:hugesmile:

Basically, I just want it to entertain me, not wind me the **** up :)

teasing / joking or not I wouldnt let this loon anywhere near any of the HMs for his 'god stuff'

..keep watching this he starts spouting his rubbish at the end...

that is a load of rubbish

these people are at best deluded

the more I read about emerge wales and Dave's reliigion..cult etc.. whatever it is it freaks me out that there are some seriously messed up people out there...

If Channel 4 permit this Charade to go ahead on Live television then they deserve any censure they get from OFCOM.:conf:

trust this man?
http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp357/ange7/dave.gif

Correct

What is worse is that he does not believe it

He's taking the p!ss out of the viewers, right, same wheezing he uses in the house when he's spouting rubbish!

Its scarey some of the replies on an emerge wales page..replies from fellow..'members of whatever type religion/cult/etc it is..people saying Dave may not be welcomed back.. people saying how nice a bloke Dave is and how he is 'rising up the ranks' ...people accusing Dave of being part of a satanic cult.. allsorts...

I find it very hard to understand anyone that would follow such a thing ...and not run a mile at the first sign of the 'drunk on the lord' antics...

I really really want Dave to leave the BB house sooner rather than later & I shall await the news reports of his 'cult being critacised' then I want it all to vanish into oblivion...

Just like Jehovas that always knock my door in teams of 3.. one to get foot in my door.. one to pass me a leaflet and one to talk jibberish whilst I make my apologies/excuses and promptly close the door...

Its true ive found lots of these Video's where his 'actions ie drunk on the lord' are the same as in these video's .. I think it is all an act...a stupid act...that in my humble opinion he is a freak of nature partied out brain damaged test monkey....dropped on his head at birth? oh yes.. more than once I think :joker:

when he isnt doing all his preaching or god BS he has his moments where he can be fun.. but not often...

When he forgets his Emerge Wales crap he can come across as fairly normal, pity that's all that the HL viewers get to see!

There is NO difference between a cult and a religion.
 

The thing is we don't know the half of the crap that they fill those poor gullible people with.
He is so good at manipulating people, just look at him tonight, he mirrors peoples body language and facial expressions, and repeats back what is said to him, albeit worded slightly differently.
These are typical brainwashing(well hypnosis anyway) techniques. The man has skills Darren Brown would envy.
Laughter is infectious, just look at Steve and Rachel a few weeks ago. It also releases small amounts of endorphins into your system(which give you a nice tinglingly feeling). Now if your a vulnerable ex-druggie or alcoholic, and your sitting across from someone who is telling you that the tinglingly feeling is god(:joker:) entering your body, 9 out of 10 times our hypothetical ex-druggie or alcoholic, is going to buy it, and as they already have an addictive personality, they are going to want more more more.

Well some people are going to say, so what he's making them feel better and whats wrong with that.

Nothing....untill he starts asking for large donations, and trys to replace your family with gods(:joker:) family, i.e. god is your father, mary is your mother, the priests are brothers and nuns are sisters. (also a recognized brainwashing technique, used a lot by various religions and military establishments).


Give it ten years and he will have amassed a large following and will have convinced alot of people to give up there life savings sell there houses and donate the proceeds to this cult/religion, so they can purchase some land far far away from all of us "Haters". People will think he is a prophet (I mean ffs people already think he can predict whats going to happen next in the house).
His ego will be hugely inflated........next thing you know, here comes the kool-aid.
Who is to blame?

agreed buried deep under all the BS is prob a really great fun filled guy.. but TBH his brainwashed 'ideals' have taken him over ..

You really ought to invite the Jehovah's Witnesses in for a beer and a Gin and Tonic and watch them bugger off at high speed!

Coffee and Tea works too! lol:dance:

LMAO I should invite them in Im obsessed with skulls & rock music .. pop on some rammstein/metallica krank it up load .. heh:devil:

scarey stuff eh...I will never understand how people get sucked in.. but agree that when your down as far as life will take you if someone comes along and offers you a better place you will grab at it with both hands...

Yes very.
Slightly off topic now but still relevant. There is a Scientology center close to where i live in Dublin. I went in with a mate just purely out of curiosity....they wouldn't talk to us unless we first gave them 600euro to enter their "first level of enlightenment".
Second level cost 2,000, 3rd costs 10,000. It was at this point when i burst out laughing and was asked to leave

DAMN! .. insane.. thankfully 'normal' church is free :joker:

(not that I am a church goer)

John Travolta can afford it! :devil::joker:

Scientology "invented" by L. Ron Hubbard as a "nice little earner".

Does that ring any bells? Emerge Wales, anyone?

How many Scientologist's dose it take to change a light bulb.



2, one to change the bulb and one to tell Tom Cruise they cost 5grand each

lmao

Ditto!

It wont be cheap ,he charges £30 for a "help me conquer my cancer" prayer