Can Dave please put a shirt on?
 

Who else is sick of seeing his morbidly obese flab and erect nipples hang all over our TVs and monitors?

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LOL! :joker: Indeed, stomach churning...

Speak for yourself - nothing wrong with Dave's body - and it's his mind that makes him attractive!

I just described what's wrong with his dangerously FATTENING, heart stoppingly obese body.

Hardly - he is a bit overweight and out of shape - as is quite common in people of nearly 40 - so what! Sexy is in the mind - but if you don't get that yet - you will!

School holidays isn't it. Place is full of perfectly proportioned, drop-dead gorgeous teenage FMs. Obviously...

well it's a bit hypocritical of him to have given out about Caoimhe and he's been exposing his body far more!!! Or does that rule only apply to women cos he thought it was hilarious when mario got his bits out!!!

Hopefully after Friday his flab won't be hanging over our screens anymore. :D

I would maybe say the same if Dave were walking around in tight underpants or something - but topless for a man - is nothing really! It is pretty hot!

Still flabby after claiming he's lost 1 ½ stone since he started working out in the house doing his 200 press-ups a day etc. huh :joker:

Not really, Dave has bigger tits than Quaver... :joker:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...80_970419a.jpg

Posing in his Monk Suit for the Sun!

He looks rather shifty in that one!

i said what what in the butt

Amazing... Say that Josie's fat and the whole forum descends upon your thread all howling about how mean you are. And she's MUCH more chunky than Dave. Double standards...

well, he was exposing himself when he was getting that fake tan on plus he didn't have a problem with mario running around naked either, but he made caoimhe out to be the Devil for her boobs showing once.

Wouldn't this be closed by now if this was about Josie, and everyone contributing it would be deemed pathetic?

Ugh

Her's one of him in his Renta Costume Monk's suit Before he regained the ability to walk and enter the BB House (Doors kindly opened by God himself!)

Hey Fingers... you just got up?

yeah same here and he bitched when keeva was in the bath where see through tits.i Rather see keeva tits then wack dave who soo shady

Huh?

I would imagine his penis is the size of a standard size marble

OMG - not again! Predicatable or what!

Strange thing to focus on... but hey, we all have different interests.

and guess what

he has not been able to "heal" it into a 10" whopper


twat

I still cannot fully work out if those twats are simply taking the piss or if they actually are mentally ill... :conf:

They want to think they know something that others do not. It is the basic human need to have status. These are low status underachievers who will not have that need sated in the workplace or socially and a s such gravitate down the pecking order in a search for status to silly things like this.

Others join community councils or drama clubs.

I think it's a bit of both tbh.

It is just a publicity stunt - to share their beliefs with a wider audience! They are not taking the piss - and no way is Dave mentally ill! No reason to suppose the others are - but who knows!

Hate these 'quirky' Christians. Doesn't make the idea of God any less ridiculous. They look like twats.

Why was Dave in a wheelchair then???? :conf:

Of course it is taking the piss, did you even watch the video?? I would beg to differ about him not being mentally ill as well, probably long term damage to his brain from years of drug abuse...

at least its not Josie and her morbidly obese flab we seein

imagine Josie goin around in small top and panties like Rachael use to do

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Oh come on - as if anyone, and Dave is clearly not a stupid man, would risk destroying their credibilty by publicly ridiculing the disabled - not exactly a popular thing to do is it - it would be 'professional' suicide!

Maybe he was tired, or had sore foot or something - I don't know, maybe it simply didn't occur to them that that was how some would perceive it - but from what I have seen and heard of Dave in the house, I do not believe he is the sort of man to do that! We don't know the full story or the reasons why Dave was in a wheelchair! Just wild assumptions!

Erm, what?

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

For all we know he had been on his feet all day - and needed a rest - could be as simple and innocent as that!

But some want to see more sinister motives - doesn't mean they are right!

My point being - we don't know why he was in wheelchair - could have been all manner of reasons - not the most sinister ones that his haters choose to believe!

He does like his Wheelchairs! well he bought 4 on Ebay no sense letting them go to waste, or even, perish the thought, donating them to those who REALLY need them!

Here's the longer version where he laughs at the end and promotes to his little religious group that they should all buy wheelchairs off ebay since "there's a lot of glory in a wheelchair"

If i said this about josie people would be going ****ing mad at me.

At least she isnt unhealthy and skinny and least she isnt size zero, its not about physical appearance etc..

But with dave he can be ripped to shreds?


Ridiculous..

Just so you all know, josie has one massive ass!

Oh come on, you're really looking for excuses now. He was only in a town centre.