Never been so scared in my life.
 

Ok im 16 and a guy and straight but I dont care, a massive spider just crawled along the floor, im not exaggerating! I feel like there is things crawling all over me. I've never shook so much before. I just cant stand them, had a terrible dream once I was sleeping and they were crawling all ove rme and in my mouth, been scared ever since. Im now in my mums bed, wont sleep atall.

Whats your biggest fear?

Did you know that the average person, in their lifetime, eats up to 8 spiders during their sleep.

my biggest fear is my girlfriend when she's on her period.

I know how you feel, I was taking a piss the other day and a massive, MASSIVE spider (Probably the same size as yours) was right beside my head just chilling on the wall.

I was like '******!' and tried to hit it with sh*t to squash it but it was too big and kept running.

Then my mum came up and ******ing locked me in the bathroom with the spider incase it got out, The bitch.

In the end I ended up killing it with a Rubber Duck that said 'Happy Holidays 2006' so it was all good.

Yeah I heard it was like 7 a night or something?

LMFAO

dont be silly..7 a night!:joker:

not even in the effing jungle, luv!

We would all be 1/2 Arachnid if that was the case Patrick, rofl.

i think its 7 a year...not a night

Oh, 8 in a life., Nevermind :laugh:

LOL i know how you feel.

There was a huge one on my wall a months ago now and i went to hit it and missed and it ran off somewhere. It ended up above me on the ceiling and dropped off onto my bed :L

I killed it in the end :dance:

Lol, very good. You know that they can't do you the slightest bit of harm, right?

my sister is like that, shes terrified of spiders and she's 23!

Yeah, I always feel guilty after killing it though lol

It's just you panic and don't want to touch them or step on them accidentaly which I've came close to doing alot of times lol

I get that feeling when it's like things are crawling all over you when i'm watching I'm A Celeb and they are doing a task when all the insects etc. are poured over them.

The stories have been funny thanks but im still camping out in my mother rooms, think i'll wait till she comes from work at 7am:P

:joker:

Its going to be worse in morning when you have to go back to your room because you wont know where it went :p

But they're about a million times more scared than you are Patrick.

And you shouldn't kill them... don't forget they rid your house of those flies, which are far worse than a few spiders. And far more unhealthy for humans.

If we eat spiders in our lifetime, how do we not feel them crawling into our mouth?

I cleared out my entire room the toher day so the floors are bare, theres like 2 things under my bed and thats where it went, my dad will kill it when he comes in tomorrow morning!

Just got a terrible image, :bawling:

I certainly do not eat spiders! :o

And I absolutely hate them too, I cant even squash them because Im worried it'll jump on my face when I go near it D:

I got a google image...



:o :o :o

:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawl ing::bawling::bawling::bawling:

Sleeping.

They're small though.

Pfft, I saw Sam Fox and Gina De'Campio do that so it's all good.

I hope you wake up and just see a spider like chilling on your chin PMSL

Nah I don't hope that happens actually, that's cruel.

I'll have to remember that for next time actually lol

Lol. If it weren 't for them you'd have more blue bottles and fruit flies buzzing around your home. They're great.

Most UK spiders species are harmless, their fangs wont penetrate human skin. 80% of accidrntal spider bites dont have venom injected anyway. Spider bites are no more painful than bee stings to most people, they sting and then itch over a couple of days.

While its true some more dangerous spiders do come in from overseas with shipments of bananas etc, these cases are very rare. Scorpions also find their way to the uk via this same route, rule of thumb with scorpions is the smaller the pincers the more dangerous the sting.

Use a glass to capture your spider and a piece of paper or card to slide under the glass to move the spider out of the house if you want to. Fly spray will kill them in the same way it does with flies.

you're too butch for that carry on Terry: you either stub them with the toe of your army boots or you eat them for energy while on a mission behind enemy lines. Don't play dumb with me baby. :hugesmile:

I like spiders in my room.

Really? :hugesmile:

I hate them, even the tiny ones.

Why thank you, LOL!
And I know right, I could never do that trial. :shocked:

Are you not worried it will go on you whilst you sleep?

Nah never kill spiders, I like them, my eldest daughter used to have a couple of tarantulas as pets, brought back (accidentally, of course a scorpion from Central America a few years ago, son kept that as a pet) try not to kill flies, wasps or bees either, becoming a pansy in my old age.

Yep, they don't bother me at all. I hate flies, like really hate them, so I find spiders being about sorta comforting.

Doubt it!

But yeah, I love all god's creatures in the choir, some sing low and some sing higher. We're just the conducter at this stage. Unfortunately most of us think we're the Terminator.

I cant stand them, if I see a spider in my bedroom I cant even get to sleep unless someone catches it for me.

I must admit though, that if one of them crawls on me I get the creeps.

Ok, so I've avoided my room all night, got about an hours sleep. Mum and dad just came home and my dad cleaned out my whole room looking for this spider, he didnt find it. So my mum began walking upstair and i turned to her and went, very seriously, 'watch oot, theres a spider aboot.' Im in bed now, terrified.