The silly psychiatric ward.
 

Take a seat... here is where the treatment begins....


For crazy problem people only!! I need to employ some staff...


applications please??

The ward is open to all customers..smile and you will MAYBE get free treatment! :thumbs:

Does this count.:laugh:
Do i get a discount card.
:wink:

everyone but you :bigsmile:.... £50.00 an hour please for therapeutic treatment.

:shocked:

I can get better treatment off my back window for free.:wink:

You do know I don't come cheap :nono::elephant:

so your max charge is £50 then an hour :shocked:
Shockingly expensive.

Arctic Monkies - When the sun goes down (2006)

£50 per hour well thats a bargain - do you give a gaurantee to fix us for that fee?????

£80.00 an hour for your cheek! *down boy, do 50 press ups while you're at it*

49...............................50

Done miss. :wink:

No please don't do just one press up... 50!!!!!!! NOW!!!!:mad:


(ps I can be corporel Steph)

ok.

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:thumbs:
YAY

****ing hell you actuallly wasted time doing that... !


:bigsmile:okay corporel steph is smiling.. Make me a cup of tea.

:conf::conf:

scooby, this is just a place where I lose my head... you may join us all lol!

Is that one or two sugars

Nelly - Over&Over

TWELVE!!

Bloody hell.

ooooooooo ive made 2500 posts.:thumbs:

i don't take 12 sugars but I'm on a high because hoodie is making me laugh alot!

congrats!

I think you all need psychotherapy to be quite honest

well........ DUH!!!!! I do at least. :hugesmile:

No, you all do :spin2:

you too! :dance:

I probably do :joker:

I need help im a craaaay lady i have an imaginary friend called bob

oh bob i remember bob (remember on msn)

Talking of silly psychiatric :bouncy::dance:

You have a U2U but I have edited this post after a chat via U2U with someone (No I wasn't abusive, apart from the bit about your hat :wink: )

I got the U2U thanks. I don't want ya to go! We all get annoyed with some people on the forum (I am always annoyed with practically the same drama queens and gits on the forum) but none of us can get away from it! STAY!!!!!!!!:bawling:


hehe U2U with someone (not abusive?! tut tut) ? My hat?? :wink: ahhhh help! ahh why you edited my post? Darn I'm confused :bawling:

I chatted with a Mod and I'll stay :wink:

The thing about your hat ,was you had the Kinga pic, and I was just being abusive about your hat :joker:

And i didn't edit your post :puzzled:

yay you're back!!!!! I remember the whole kinga hat hehe straight after the comment I left before!

Well can't stay tonight, just wanted to U2U back. Got some reports to do tonight, this way I get to have a day off tomorrow :wink:

oh i took the day off from school today... "forgot" to set my clock... Least I missed my exam results and sports!

Oh well, I'll keep looking out for members who need help!:dance:

"forgot" :joker:

I need help. It's true, that those of us in the profession, need more help than those we try and help ourselves :joker:

oh no!!!

Well I am Dr Steph... discuss your problems here?

depression? Weight problems? Lack of hair? (don't suffer in silence!:joker:)

ps: imagine having me as a doctor :blush:

Lack of hair is maybe my problem :hugesmile: Although I do choose to have it off :tongue:

:tongue: <<<<< is this a new smillie?

The only Help I can give you for your hair problem is a wig.... or I shall make some herbal remedies if you really want to grow your hair back as soon as possible!

hehe yeah new smilies!!!! :joker: :tongue::blush2:

I was hoping for some Mr Sheen :dazzler:

no need for mr sheen its far too expensive.. just use some cheap butter for your head instead!

Butter?

Best not to do it on a hot day :hugesmile:

The hotter the day, the better... you don't want big lumps of butter sitting on your head :tongue::thumbs::joker:

You're right, I don't. So I wouldn't put any on there to start with :bawling: