You know you've watched too much Big Brother when.....
 

...... bit of fun for today, eviction day for 4 housemates - regardless of our opinions on them you'll have to agree this series has kept (most) of us highly entertained !

So i'll start ...

You know you've watched too much Big Brother when.....

1. the downstairs loo is used as a Diary Room ....
2. Whenyou start to accuse everyone around you of being 'fake'
3. When your reaction to anything out of the ordinary is " Oh my god, can you believe it?"

You can't watch too much Big Brother.

I think the only reason I started watching BB this year was because it is the last series on Ch4.

Even if it gets resurrected some day on some other channel, I suspect it will not be in the same format.

When I went out to buy rolling baccy because it looked good.:hugesmile:

When I decided to look for a black hair piece :hugesmile:

When i tried to get my bloke to try the guyliner :hugesmile:

When my friends are now called muckers! :hugesmile:

When I am started to get depressed because its nearly the end.:bawling:

love it!! my fella would look like a fat emo with that on haha

when you're doing pranks at home even though you live by yourself and know you have to clean up after yourself.

when you're in your bathtub anbd think it's a giant whirlpool.

When I start declaring to everyone who'll listen that it's only a gameshow while screaming at the TV:joker:

Im gonna get him when he is asleep after the pub tonight :hugesmile:

You have watched too much Big Brother when you tell the kids their tea is in the storeroom:blush:
You have watched too much Big Brother when you start whispering under the duvet with your hubby(in case BB can hear you):joker:

I could go on but it would be far too embarassing.:hugesmile:

psml!

When you are constantly stuffing your face with Crunchy Nut cornflakes.

....when you kick your way out of your house.

when you declare you're an adult and say that you're running away.

Ooops! :(

When you live on the other side of the globe and still search the internet for live feeds and highlight shows to watch online and then post on message boards about the show.:wavey:

When you do your shopping list on a blackboard.

:hugesmile:

Oh do go on!!! :hugesmile:

when you start wearing your bathers in the shower / bath

when you hope there's a flood in your living room and you'll be evacuated.

when you walk around your apartment hoping to hear a camera sound in order to validate your existence.

when you check out your sofa thinking Steve will be sitting there.

When I've starting using phrases that the housemates use in everyday life :laugh:

When I'm feeling sad and feel like crying because it's nearly the end of BB altogether :(

When you feel like crying when your fav housemate is about to leave the house.

When you tape the episodes of BB every night :laugh:

You have watched too much Big Brother when you start to make cheese toast at 3am in the morning

You have watched too much Big Brother when you start to use your bread-bin as a hatch to collect old batteries in there

when you get banned from Digital Spy...then go back after the ban, get loads of their WHATM'rs banned ..then get banned again...

When you see an actual mole walking around outside and wonder if it's makings sexual advances towards you.

When you want to spend 3 hrs drawing on your make up so that yo always look good and ready.

When you're always "BUZZIN'!"

When you feel "the glory" spontaneously throughout the day.

When you randomly start yelling about people because... we'll it's your personality and you must speak the ultimate Truth.

When you start using HMs catchphrases...
At a party, me and friends were speaking like Corin... "I'm proper buzzing I am, are you buzzing?"

When you start playing pranks to members of your family, hiding under beds, everything really.

When you randomly dress up in ridiculous costumes hoping that someone will toss you a can of alcohol.

:joker:

You are a guy and suddenly start thinking you would look good wearing guy-liner and a cap

You start showering while wearing a baseball-cap

When you go and sit in the garden in the rain to smoke.

When you accuse your mother of she's "playing a game" after she ask you if you want a cup of tea on Tuesday morning.

When you lurk outside of showers listening to see if someone is inside slagging you off.

When you get dressed up on Fridays just to sit on the sofa and just to hold your friends' hands.

When you make your girlfrend breakfast on Monday so she won't nominate you.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

Go and watch BB5, 6, 7, 9 and 10 and try and call this series highly entertaining.

Paddy i've watched them all from BB1 so you have quite an invalid point... why are you here if it doesnt interest you then?

I have just called my workmates............ housemates.:hugesmile:

When you walk round holding your phone attached to its charger like the personal microphones. Try it. It feels like your in the house

....when you find yourself hoping that Channel 5 buys it.

when i said i was going to the diary room instead of the office.

:blush: