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The Crap Joke Thread
Share your crappy jokes here.
I'll start: What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved! :laugh: |
Why did the chicken cross the road.......to get to the other side. :love:
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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
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What's brown and Sticky?
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What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
Douglas! :laugh3: |
oh.. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff! |
Lol! These are good, keep 'em coming! :D
Why did the 2 penguins jump when they first met? Spoiler: |
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
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How do you make a sausage roll?
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Two Aerials meet on a roof, fell in love, got married The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant. :laugh: |
I don't even get half these jokes in here :(
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How do you make anti-freeze?
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Really lol? They are all just puns usually. |
lmao, I love crap jokes
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Horse walks into a bar.. Barman goes "what's with the long face?!
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whats hairy on the outside and wet on the inside? it begins with c and ends with t
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Oh right. It still confuses me though. D: |
What Do You Call A Woman With One Leg Shorter Than The Other?
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what did one tampon say to the other?
nothing they are both stuck up twats |
What's the useless piece of skin at the end of a dick called?
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Yo Mama's so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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:nono: Mean but funny I guess.. |
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed? " "No, because he's really heavy" :joker: |
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Penguin biscuit jokes are always the best crap jokes <3
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I went to the Zoo yesterday but there was only one dog in it. It was a shih-tzu.
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So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang
up,and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road. |
Two cannibals eating a clown.
One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you? :laugh3: |
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
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Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it
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