The Blunt Thread.
 

Post things that are quite blunt, about yourself and your experiences. This is essentially a thread for the unashamed.

I'll start off.
I can't watch porn unless the storyline is feasible. FOR EXAMPLE - I saw one that was called "naughty student gets punished for plagiarism" and not only did they have awful southern-US accents, but the conversation went something like this:

Teacher: You do know you can expelled for plagiarism?
Student: Oh my god, no, please, I'll do anything!
Teacher: I might have to call your mother.
Student: Not that, she's so strict!

...and they suddenly make out.

THIS IS NOT CONVINCING AT ALL.

Talking of porn I hate it when I go to watch one and it looks really good but they're talking in a foreign language

I like a scenario in porn. When its just straight to a bed scene or by a pool...Zzzz

I know the thread isnt about porn but...

:laugh:

is that a toilet roll? D:

I dont watch porn anymore.. lol..

And no thats a blunt unrolled.

Should rename this 'the porn thread' D:

^ This is what I thought this thread was about :hugesmile:

I thought it was gonna be about James Blunt. No, really.

one of us has a warped mind.

yeah i was just in a hurry to get it in before anyone else did so picked the first picture lol

Back to the subject of porn I HATE when it has that shitty music in the background. It's like they have hired some 80's disco tribute band to play while 'the fridge is being fixed'
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Such a turn off :bored:

Yes!!!

:love:

:shocked:

I feel the :love: too. I got my green gold in my hand :hugesmile:

Nothing like a bit of Babestation to get you in the mood.

I quite like the smell of weed, I would never smoke it or anything though. D:

Okkkk then

There are many things I could post in this thread. :(

:shocked:

My EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SMUT!

:bawling:

watch it its hilarious
its a prank

Where do I know this girl from?!

:laugh3: I was wondering why you stopped replying to me zozo..

OMG HAHAHA That video is brilliant, and WTF Jessica, I just told you that I speak Serbian!

Where do I know this girl from? Oh yea, I know

:bawling: I said that before I saw you said that.

What the hell is that mess?

Does she still do babe shows? Hahaha.

Going on an air-plane and sticking my fingers up my bum.

Is that a top-tip for stopping your ears from popping?

:laugh2:

:joker:

Try it!

No, seriously, I had severe wind.

People will probably think I'm making that up, but when an emergency requires action an emergency requires action.

:laugh3:

Goldfish lip syncs gets rid of ear popping.

That or suck a sweet.

I hope you washed your hands after, Thomas. D:

It actually isn't Claymores. Dafty Ian!

It does something to your bladder though because I couldn't control myself when doing it. :(