If a Clown is not enough... Book Ben for your Birthday party
 

Lol...

According to Corin, you can now book Ben and her for your Birthday Partys

... to do what exactly?
:laugh3:

Corins Tweet:

Ben is there to do stand up and Corin is there to give the person whos birthday it is a special prize later once everyone has gone

That's my 15th Birthday sorted.

Come on 'Bennites' as much as you love Ben would you seriously pay for him to come to your party? Or know anyone that would?

I'd pay him to spend the night with me anytime :blush2:

God yes!!!
If I still had birthday parties I would most definately love to spend it in the company of Ben and Corin..................why not, I cant think of anything nicer.:blush::blush::blush:

Birthday party entertainers.....hhhmmmm........not exactly A-List type stuff

I've always thought the idea of paying people to come to your party is tragic, doubly so when it's such nonentities.

Ben is so charming I bet he'd make a great guest at ANY party. He'll happily talk to anyone.

Join the queue:joker:

I wonder how much he costs :/

so what exactly does he do at these parties then?

He tells his amazing Mobile Home jokes I believe

oh wow........think I'd pass on that, infact I don't think I'd book him if he were paying me:joker:

Probably bumbles around like usual acting uncomfortable, then does some stupid speech.

Tbh I think it most likely that Ben is helping out Corin on this little venture, Corin is a lovely lady with not a bad bone in her body but other than going back to shop work there is not much else for her, I know she adores Ben and has said what a true friend he is being to her, so maybe it kills two birds with one stone....so to speak, I do know that they had a fabulous time in Glasgow just being themselves, if people want it then the people should have it, its all good as far as I can see, and if you dont want it for yourself then you dont have to indulge.Simples.:dance::dance::dance:

:laugh2: you keep telling yourself that.......

Ben seems to have 'projects' that amount to nothing.

I dont have to tell myself it, its just a feeling given the comments Corin has made, and there is no shame working for a living, entertainers have to do all manner of gigs, some better than others.........its just a job after all and if people want to have Ben and Corin entertain them, well so what.Everyone is happy.

How would you know, since he doesn't feel the need to haunt twitter and facebook like the other desperadoes - probably because he's too busy WORKING rather than "networking"?

A great example of how to look effortlessly and uniquely stylish without the need to plaster pix of oneself all over the internet like a lot of the other ex HMs who turn up to the opening of an envelope!

I actually would InOne,8 of my cousins would too,especially Ben and Corin together and to get that hilarious Shirley Bassey,Goldfinger spot they did on BB, I said on here then after they did that, they would make a great double act and so yes, I would book them for a party certainly.

Maybe in your eyes, and his 'fans'. But to normal people he is dressed like a twat

lmao, I have to agree, mmmm pink pants........lovely:joker:

What is normal though? I like the fact that Ben is not a sheep and doesn't follow the crowd.

I think casually cool is better than what he is wearing. It's not cool, it just odd. But it's typical of those types of people so......

Mmm, more importantly what's in them:wink:

ew sorry angus not my type at all, each to their own though!:hugesmile:

As much as I like Corin and I don't dislike Ben. I would still prefer to see Mario at a PA as a higher placed contestant

I haven't read a single post in this thread and have no intentions of doing so :D but just seen the thread title, and wondered why only Ben is mentioned and not Corin? :conf: Oh silly me :blush2: scrub that now. I see why. I'm outta this thread then :xyxwave:

Would just like to say good on Ben and Corin though, they are obviously still in demand by their fans no matter for birthday parties or other events :)

I think the quote on Ben tat best suits (stolen from the Rutles spoof):

"He always wears trunks while in the bath as firmly believes you should never look down on the unemployed"

I have removed everything off topic from this thread.

Now seems to be a good time to remind people that deliberately taking a thread offtopic is a rulebreak, and can be punished with an infraction/ban. :)

What Ben's been up to in his own words:

:conf::conf::conf: some of the vile stuff that's posted on here, yet A JOKE - directly corresponding to another post is enough for a ban threat?
As I said :conf::conf::conf:

Awhh....Ben looks lovely there!! :blush: He clearly dotes on Corin, hold her in incredibly high esteem - nice that she's obviously reciprocating it by her wanting to do PA's together.

You need to stop pretending Ben is doing Corin some sort of favour. They're in it together!

Of course they are! If both of them get on well..... good for them ! Better than all the sniping from other areas, surely!

Ohhhh I love that clip he is so CUTE!!!!! I watched it the other day. Bless him he is such a love! Once again he's mentioned his adoration of Bianca Gascoigne. Methinks Ben has a crush ;) Bet that makes Mario jealous like Ben's crush on Rachael White did:joker:

This wasnt directed at anyone in particular. Just a warning, since every thread in bb11 goes offtopic these days.

I deleted over 50 posts from here, all of which were offtopic. There is no reason for me to have to do this.