Revenge is sweet
 

Have you ever taken revenge upon someone? If so how and why? :devil:

Or do you leave it to Karma? :angel:

OMGZ thomas had that in his sig before he left

i wonder what he had planned

Not that I can remember,which means I probably havn't.

Dunno, can't see sigs

My sister put shampoo in my trainers and I got my revenge by cutting the plugs off of her straightners and hairdryer.

Yeah but I forget.

But once I pretended to stab someone because he said I wasn't right in the head during the school assembly, it wouldn't of bothered me only he said it when it was dead quiet and everyone heard.

So I was at a party one night and he turned up and I just got a kitchen knife and ran at him, infront of everyone and he screamed like a girl and literally begged for mercy.

Like he was literally shaking with fear.

I wasn't going to use it obviously but it was quite funny seeing the ***** cry considering he prances around the school thinking he owns the place.


But other than that I literally can't remember any :(

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:joker:

is that the same kid who you beat up in school D:

At school, there was this one bitch who hated me for no reason whatsoever. She was really awful. She used to constantly say I had done things when I hadnt just to get me in trouble. One day she slipped her bracelet into my bag and then told the head of year it had been stolen and basically blamed me...I got called into the head of years office and me, thinking I had nothing to hide emptied my bag and there it was. Obviously he didnt believe me when i said it wasnt me :bored:

So I got expelled for 3 days, my parents didnt really believe me either when I said I did nothing so I got grounded too.

The monday I went back, I got my mate to hit me a few times, not enough to do much damage, but enough to make me bleed, then went and told my tutor that it was her. And my mate backed me up saying she saw (:D). She got detention for a week. I was so happy about that. But a bit gutted that she wasnt expelled for it too :bored:



Another from later on in my life, when I had grown up a bit (apparently :laugh:)...

I was working by then, in burger king...and me and the supervisor had a thing going on, nothing official as such, we just hooked up whenever we were wrecked or bored. Anyways, he totally ditched me for this girl called kristina, didnt tell me, just started kissing her infront of me on a night out. And it really got to me, it shouldnt have, but it did. Guess I felt more for him that he did for me, but nevermind. Well..I had gone to school with this kristina, and knew she was bi. I then kinda made it my mission to get to know her. All this time she was seeing my 'ex' and she didnt know about this. We got to be very good friends. My plan was to show him how it felt... We all went out together, and were quite drunk, so I started dancing with her then kissed her. In front of him. I was never into girls or anything, just did it to piss him off. It worked, he stormed out and finished her the next day. I realise now that it was a bad plan really, as it could have backfired badly, as most guys tend to be into girl on girl ****...but nevermind, it did work. To this day she remains one of my best friends, and to this day I have never told her why I randomly started talking to her after being at school with her for yars and never bothering :laugh2:

OMG :laugh3:

Patricks story jus reminded me of another.

At school, I was proper in love with this guy. And then this new girl joined and started seeing him...my mates were friendly with her, I was not, obviously as she was with the guy I wanted. Anyways, my friend danielle had a sleepover and invited her. And I had been told she had a really bad phobia of scream. So me, being the twat I was back then, took my scream mask with me. I persuaded danielle to flip the trip switch so everything went dark...and put my mask on and got a knife and when the lights came back on I was right infront of this girl with a mask and a knife, and she actually pissed herself and ran home. I felt so bad about it...

Thats not really revenge though, thats just being a **** because I was jealous, as she never did anything to me :/

IK. I like to think i am a better person now than then. I was ********* when i was younger, seriously D:

Hello and this is Patrick's review on:
Vicky's Stories!

You should of ran away, If my parents grounded me and didn't believe me I'd of been out the door with a bag full of money to last me about 3 days, a few selection boxes from Christmas and a packet of Custard Creams.

That way they would of been like 'umgz where is vicky we shouldn't of grounded her' and then you could of came back and be like 'Dolts! You should of believed me x'


The part where you emptied your back and stuff, sounded like an American TV Show on Disney Channel or something, It's so cool that that happens in the UK too now :love:


I was yelling at the screen when I got to the 'I got my mate to hit me' part.

Why didn't you just cut yourself with a knife or get a stapler and staple your face?
That usually makes you bleed.

I can't believe the bitch didn't get suspended for that but you did for 'stealing' her mofo bracelet!


That guy was clearly not right in the head seriously, He missed an opertunity.
He should of invited you both back for a threesome, bet he's kicking himself now.


And finally,
The first line of the second story reminds me of Andy on X Factor 2005 singing Mrs Jones :love:

i love you

:joker::joker::joker:

******ing Legend :joker::joker:


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Have you?

Trying to think now. As with most of my threads they're sparked by the bollocks I watch on TV and I just randomly post stuff :laugh:

PMSL. I didnt get asked to. I was kinda yelling and tipped it out on my own, after turning my own pockets out. Not sure if they actually ask you to empty your bag or anything D:

Funnily enough, i used to do that to get out of wearing school shoes...cut my ankles with pencil sharpener blades...ut theres a big difference between bruises and cuts, I could hardly say 'oh she came at me with scissors on the way to school' or something :laugh:

And our school had too many fights to exclude people for that...if they had done that then half the school would be off at all times :D

I actually love your random threads like this though :love:
Gives us something to read and think about.

the only revengy sort of thing i have ever done is broke my siters phone (hardcore IK)

she was banging on the back door because she forgot her key and she thought i could hear her but i actually couldnt and when i opened it she said something like you might have heard if your werent so busy with your gay porn and i was like

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so i waited 'til she fell asleep then stole her phone, dropped it in the sink, dried it and put it back it was on contract but wasnt insured so she had 9 months left and couldnt get a new one lulz

:)

I was pissing myself laughing at that GIF and then literally laughed so hard at the ending :joker:

i punched this asian kid in the nuts after he beat the **** out of me at school recently.

:laugh2:

I've had *Karma* treat me well (if you believe in all that stuff but it's the only thing I can think to call it) but have I taken active revenge.....

I will have as I'm too impulsive not to but I don't think there was anything worth documenting

Only once springs to mind, it had quite dire consequences though so I've felt quite guilty about it to this day although it all worked out for the best in the end.

Essentially when I was in school there was this horrible chap who pretty much everyone hated, he was violent and ignorant and treated everyone like crap. He then decided to try and make me his new target one day but I turned the other cheek really until he started to say things about my grandad, who was quite prominent in community before he became ill with Dementia among other things. That's when I lost it, I didn't let him know that though as I was planning on biding my time and waiting for an opportunity which soon came in the form of one of his best friends who had had enough of him. She sent me a bunch of files of their MSN chats she had saved in which he divulged a very big secret. He was gay.

So I decided to print out a copy of that particular conversation and posted it through his letterbox to his parents and then I made a new email address and sent a chain letter around our year with the convo as an attachment. I feel quite guilty about it now as I really shouldn't have used his insecurities as a weapon but he did actually become better for it. He pretty much turned a new leaf by the end of the year, I'm guessing after the initial fallout subsided he might have just been relieved it was all out.

I also smashed my exs ipod when we split up because he refused to give me back my housekeys. That ipod was his most treasured posession at that time, he had won it in some singing competition that he had to go to london for :D

Then I found out he had cheated on me with a GUY(who was about 60 too :yuk:), so I outed him infront of a whole bar full of people.

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Aww, so it turned out you did him a favor D:

Outing people in dramatic fashion seems to be a mod specialty these days :joker:

ROFL.

I dont feel the slightest bit guilty though. Not at all. Its bad enough that he cheated(a few times), but it made it worse that there was a guy too.

He is now married, to some idiot who didnt take warning, he has a child, and is still sleeping with the same guy :bored:

Oh I once got revenge on my mum's ex Boyfriend.

It was like 2006 [so hot that year, wasn't it?] and I basically wanted Bad Boys for the Playstation 2.
My mum said she wouldn't get me it until my birthday in August, even though it was a month away I was pissed.
But she got me it anyway and didn't tell me until I went upstairs that night and she had it sitting on my bed and I was like :amazed: and played it, It was pretty hard actually the only fun I had was shooting the Ketchup Bottles over in the diner but anyways...

My mum's boyfriend asked me for a lend of it and I was like, k then.

He didn't give me it back and I kept asking him, and not only did he have Bad Boys II but he also had borrowed my Warriors Game a few weeks back too.

I eventually outed him as a cheat to my mum in the kitchen one day after digging up proof that he was sleeping with his ex girlfriend.

Well what had happened was, I read his texts because I used his phone to call someone one time and he was sending messages to this girl saying 'I'm going to ram that cucumber up your ass etc etc' which I find quite funny now, if he was really a man he would of used his cock rather than a vegetable lesbians use.


But the more important thing was, My mum chased him out of the house like proper hitting him and he drove off.
But he left his Playstation 2 Collection in the shed :love:

About a month later he texted my mum and was like 'Could you send me down that box of Playstation games please?'

My mum asked me to bring them down to him on my way to my friend's house, but I was clever ;)


I kept them under my bed, where they are to this day.
:love:

I got myself like literally 30 odd top notch PS2 Games, Big PS2 Games at the time aswell.
I kind of felt bad about it though in hindsight but now that I think about it, he still has my ******ing Bad Boys, The Knob.

i did that too :amazed:

well not that exact thing but similar

i hacked my mates msn and loads of guys came up asking to cam again i was like say wuuut :shocked:

what made me feel guilty is i hacked it through the secret question which was best childhood friend and the answer was me :laugh3:

i didnt tell anybody about it though i still havent not even him :angel:

:joker::joker::joker::joker: :joker::joker::joker::joker:

Let's just say I have sometimes given Karma a helping hand:wink: A well placed telephone call, email, letter or simple "innocent" comment designed to be overheard have done the trick perfectly. My motto is "don't get mad, get even". Those that want to go around treating people like crap can expect to get the same treatment back, just a gentle nudging of karma in the right direction is all it takes.

Some of these stories :joker:

But I seriously wouldn't get on the wrong side of Paddy or Vicky D:

Only one that I can really think of, it's no where near as exciting as Vicky, Paddy or Dezzys stories though!

Well basically I had my first boyfriend when I was 16, I adored him but he finished with me after a couple of months, I was upset but I got over it, then around 6 months after we broke up I met him at a party and we started chatting and he apologised to me and told me he had cheated on me when we were together. He asked me if we could get back together so I said yes, I stayed with him for a couple of weeks just so I could cheat on him and then dump him.

All the time lol!

Most stupidest case was when I was working at a shop and trying to sort out a big pile of books. This little girl was bouncing a rubber ball up and down and when her mother asked her to stop in case she broke something her reply was "Oh but Mummy I just don't care!"
I saw red, pushed the pile of books so they hit the ground. The Mum turned round and shouted the girls name and asked if she'd knocked them over to which I simply nodded and said "Yeah, she did it."

I threw a chemical onto a friends bag in the middle of a chemistry lesson (after he set my desk on fire :bored:) as he rubbed it off, it sort of turned into a weird white color and went all bubbly, like washing up liquid, so he washed it off and his black bag had a massive white patch from where he'd rubbed it in and washed it off :joker: