I think my parents are hiding food from me
 

I'm really hungry, and there is literally no food anywhere. I think my parents are hiding it from me, I don't know what to do because I'm really hungry and I have no money. Do you think I am going to okay?
Serious answers only, please.

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soylent green.

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:o Go forage for nuts and berries in the garden!

We don't have a garden, remember. We only have a balcony. Stef, NGL, wouldn't pass up Soylent Green ATM. :'(

Hunt a boar

Erm.. eat some cat food? or your cat?

Coming out in sympathy. Read this and bit my mouth. Bloody hurt! :bawling:

I don't even know where they keep the cat food! I think they hate me and they're trying to kill me off or something.

:shocked: That's actually horrid if they really are hiding food, hunger is so vile.

I noticed it when I was looking for sugar for sugar toast, and then I noticed there wasn't any bread. WTF?!

Whats sugar toast?

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You could eat paper with dirt sprinkled on it.

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It is sugar on toast, boo. :pat:

Never heard of sugar toast either

Sounds like something a tramp would eat

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Oh, that sounds horrible, no wonder i'd never heard of it :hmph:

Ty David http://www.greendaycommunity.org/For.../Dark/hmph.png

Buy/steal from them a cache of crisps and choc bars, hide under the bed for future munchies!!! You need to plan ahead zotler!

I like your idea, Claymores. I also like Claudia's idea, I have paper, I could eat that, and if it gets bland I could sprinkle some dirt on it. TY everyone, looks like I won't starve. :')

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Go with the parents to the supermarket and put an extra multi-pak of crisps 'accidentally' into the trolley. They'll never notice and costs you 0 - then nick some of them for munchies - see, I'm full of good ideas zotler as old and done that sort of thing when young!!!!!!

... in the 18th century

zoe, you've already eaten my arm, how are you still hungry? :(

I have an insatiable appetite. For food, that is.

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i'm not willing to give up another, or a leg. jsyk.

did they have supermarkets and shopping trolleys then? I'm guessing your GCSE History was not a big success.

Burn!

Did they even have crisps then? -Genuine question-

i dropped history in year 9

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In preference for? Let me guess - was it Moral Philosophy?

Forage for insects. Excellent source of protein.

Or you could try insect farming, obtain a favoured food source of one type of insect and grow and harvest your own. (Trust me in a few years time everyone will be doing).

You are sounding scarily like LT oot in da Highlands there Terry!

Yeah I know, scare myself sometimes. Maybe I just need a little R&R back in civilisation.

Saying that though maybe we should eat crap ten million flies cant be wrong

If you were a minor I'd say call social services. Since you're not, just go and get a job then you can buy your own food since your parents are actually no longer responsible for feeding you. (Well you did ask for serious answers only!).