Snooki Shocks The World
 

Snookimania is runnin' WILD

:o wow. Never knew she had it in her.

http://i53.tinypic.com/t6fle9.jpg

They need to book her as a diva right now. She showed shades of technical excellence. I can smell Hall Of Fame in her future.

PUMP YO' FISTS.

Stu robbed that Gif hope ya dont mind,

Why didn't she do that to the guy that punched her

serious mark out :joker:

She Could Have Me In Her

No bother. I don't plan on using any of them.

She was pretty amazing, I only watched Wrestlemania for her and the Undertaker match and she took me totally by surprise. I kinda hope she does more work with the WWE, I bet the fans are less hostile towards her after that.

-will watch bits of it later-

I was more bothered about Michelle McCool pushing poor Layla about :nono:

i was hoping for something like this :joker:

She earned my respect, I did not see that coming at all, a bit of training from Trish and she could go far

you do know this is all staged, right?

just asking because watching wrestling makes me cringe with its total fakeness. Whats impressive about moves that are rehearsed? She does two handsprings and then the blonde bint bumps her in a farcical way. If it were in any way real she could have moved out the way before she'd finished the first handspring.

LOL. Ill leave you boys to it.

edit : image wont work
but it was a captain obvious picture :laugh:

:L

oh damn zippy I thought this was all real :( well done for proving us all wrong.

"What's impressive about moves that are rehearsed?" - you could ask the same of Madonna. You could ask the same of any performer. The fact of the matter is that everyone thought Snooki was some dumb airhead with no real grasp of professional - the key word here being professional, as in as a job, not a real fight - wrestling - and probably didn't expect to see her doing this. I'd like to see you pull off the same move.

well I know its obviously fake(Lord knows its ******ing screamingly obvious) but reading how incredibly impressed y'all are I have serious doubts about whether others do.

Im impressed she can do back handsprings but then again she has the ideal body for such gymanstics.

its not fake
its predetermined

and why watch a "fight" where the winner is pre-determined?

never mind, Im not really interested. Enjoy it if you please but to me its ridiculous nonsense. Thankfully easy to avoid.

did you guys not watched the first few eps of jersey shore, she did that same move in a club and showed everyone her growler.

Why watch a movie? That's scripted, right?

If I get bored enough I may come back and start a fight with all you wrestling fans. Not quite there yet.

I reckon you would have our numbers. After all we are still marvelling at your revelations on how the blonde bint could have just moved out of the way in a real fight. Your 'oh I'm not wasting my time with this lol' argument would have gone down a real treat had you never wasted time on the thread in the first place and had we not had prior knowledge to what a pretentious knobgoblin you are. Your just throwing in the towel because your up against people who know what they are talking about and can defend their chosen interest.

If you are going to say wrestling is fake at least have the human decency to put it in spoiler tags you absoloute monster.

Know what you're talking about?

pmsl.

nothing pretentious about me. I admit to liking tons of dumb lowbrow stuff round here because there's absolutely NOBODY here I care about impressing with my taste in anything. Not a soul.

I just think wrestling is a load of juvenille, farcical nonsense. Thats all. If thats being pretentious then so be it!

I'd be more convinced of you being pretentious because of stuff like the first two lines of that post. I do know what I'm talking about. After all I've watched 'rasslin for eleven years and have invested a stupid amount of money into it.

Thinking it's farcical or whatever is fine. I think it's farcical. That's why it's so brilliant. It's like Jersey Shore or something. Difference being wherther you want to admit it or not it takes an extraordinary amount of talent to pull off. The lifetyles the lads have to lead on the road is very rough on their bodies and it takes genuine talent to put together an exciting match full of tension and flow. Wrestling fans can tell the difference between a crap fake fight and a great one and they'll let you know about it.

I just don't see the need to strut into the thread grandstanding and pointing out the obvious, then trying to get out of it with your tail between your legs when your 'it's fake' argument didn't work as well as you had initially hoped. We watch it because of all the so called negatives you are pointing out.

I suppose you'd have to be a fan to realize how hysterical pointing out to people the fallacies of how certain wrestling moves wouldn't work in a real fight but it doesn't do you any favours.

Hate on Die Hard all you want. But it gets a bit much when you feel the need to point out to people that it sucks because Bruce Willis isin't really a police officer.

Who the hell is snooki? :conf:

Jersey Shore bird.

PUMP YO' FISTS.

get out of what?

dear me, you really take threads round here way too seriously. I posted on this thread because theres not much else going on and I find wrestling(and Snooki for that matter) particularly absurd.

tail between my legs? now thats funny! You're seriously overestimating how much I give a fck. :joker:

can see why youre a wrestling fan now though.

Oh TRW D:

My interest in wrestling pretty much stops at perving on Orton and Cena :laugh2:

can we please stop pretending we "don't care". If you didn't you wouldn't reply. :bored:

Take threads seriously? Nah, brah. It's just plain to see. You make it painfully obvious given how you are bored tonight in just the right way and in just the right amount to enable yourself a free pass to continue responding to the thread but not actually defend any of your arguments or retort anything that I've posted.

That's not me taking things too seriously. It's just you absoloutely blowing at being able to keep pace. It's the same routine I have dealt with dozens of times before. Oh I don't need to back things up anymore. I don't care about any of this. You're obviously just taking it seriously.

Excuse me for thinking I could entertain your opinion on wrestling or possibly change them through a discussion. I guess you just wanted to stop by to take a massive shit and then be on your way.

Job done, holmes.

If that was aimed at me too (and if not then am just paranoid :laugh: ) then I only ask about wrestling so I know what gavins waffling on about when he goes into one of his rants about it xD

Can be quite entertaining sometimes though. Especially when Ortons fighting :love:

Oh yeah. I bet you just love all that gear he wears.

ROFL. The tiny shorts look ridiculous, as does all the oil.

But I just cant help it :laugh:

I dont need to defend my dislike for wrestling!

jesus christ this place is full of...

well anyways. Ive just had a warning so Ill just leave you to your usual twisty wordy nonsense that you spout when making a meal out of nothing.

You made a mistake, Zippy. It's cool.

There's an inside joke with wrestling fans in that his the only guy who is always in wrestling gear. It's like he doesn't own a suit. Wrestling? Wrestling gear. Interview? Wrestling gear. Contract signing? Wrestling gear.

He lives in his fucking speedos.

I didn't mean you :p

Good :tongue:

/paranoia

yes I did. Thinking you were capable of keeping things in perspective. And a certain mod capable of reading a flippant remark in the jokey way it was intended.

oh well. Life@TiBB.