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Shaun 18-04-2011 07:11 PM
Has anyone ever walked in to find you, erm...
 
masturbating

Locke. 18-04-2011 07:13 PM
No, I've had two very close calls though

Niall 18-04-2011 07:13 PM
Nope hehe. :angel:

Shaun 18-04-2011 07:13 PM
inspired by

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj...cv7no1_500.png

KG. 18-04-2011 07:14 PM
Yes. :joker:

I shall say no more.

Z 18-04-2011 07:14 PM
No.

-cringes over times I've walked in on other people-

Ramsay 18-04-2011 07:16 PM
it was very very very close
my arse was hanging out cus i only had time to close the tab and put something over my dick
my mum knew well but she didnt catch me
so i picked i am a truck:joker:

Mr XcX 18-04-2011 07:16 PM
No!!!

Locke. 18-04-2011 07:16 PM
"55% of men masturbate at least once a week"

Surely it is much higher than that :joker:

Stacey. 18-04-2011 07:17 PM
No D:

BringItOn 18-04-2011 07:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 4204275)
:O I got that last one in my mind now lmao

Doogle 18-04-2011 07:19 PM
Very nearly.

Tom4784 18-04-2011 07:21 PM
Not masturbating, no.

Marsh. 18-04-2011 07:24 PM
Quote:
Female porcupines have been witnessed using wooden sticks as dildos.
:joker:

ILoveTRW 18-04-2011 07:26 PM
Loads of times.
Dad, Mum, Brother, the 80 people in the block of flats across the road.

ILoveTRW 18-04-2011 07:29 PM
add the window cleaner to that list too.
god i really need to start being more careful.

Shaun 18-04-2011 07:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dezzy (Post 4204298)
Not masturbating, no.
baking cookies doesn't count :nono:

Niall 18-04-2011 07:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 4204324)
baking cookies doesn't count :nono:
:laugh3:

Tom4784 18-04-2011 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 4204324)
baking cookies doesn't count :nono:
Oh. *Starts to bake freely*

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 18-04-2011 07:34 PM
no but when my mum was out the other week this guy came to my house for ya know then as he was leaving my mum was at the front door D:

i locked the door and left the key in though so i was just like OFHUIOWFHIE get upstairs quick so he hid in my room then i opened the door and my mum came in and i was like bitch say anything embarrassing and i will cut you but she only came back to drop freezer stuff off then went straight back out again so it was k :amazed:

truck 18-04-2011 07:38 PM
:/

Stacey. 18-04-2011 07:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by truck (Post 4204339)
:/
:joker:

Doogle 18-04-2011 07:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott (Post 4204331)
no but when my mum was out the other week this guy came to my house for ya know then as he was leaving my mum was at the front door D:

i locked the door and left the key in though so i was just like OFHUIOWFHIE get upstairs quick so he hid in my room then i opened the door and my mum came in and i was like bitch say anything embarrassing and i will cut you but she only came back to drop freezer stuff off then went straight back out again so it was k :amazed:
:laugh3:

Niall 18-04-2011 07:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott (Post 4204331)
no but when my mum was out the other week this guy came to my house for ya know then as he was leaving my mum was at the front door D:

i locked the door and left the key in though so i was just like OFHUIOWFHIE get upstairs quick so he hid in my room then i opened the door and my mum came in and i was like bitch say anything embarrassing and i will cut you but she only came back to drop freezer stuff off then went straight back out again so it was k :amazed:
I thought you were celibate now. http://i.imgur.com/Iu8a5.png

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 18-04-2011 07:43 PM
i am now this was like 2 weeks ago this friday

Niall 18-04-2011 07:44 PM
Oh :joker: *Thought your Mum didn't know about you having guys round like that*

Locke. 18-04-2011 07:47 PM
So that's were Novo was 2 fridays ago

ILoveTRW 18-04-2011 07:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott (Post 4204346)
i am now this was like 2 weeks ago this friday
You haven't cum in 2 weeks? :shocked:
I can't last 2 hours!

Marsh. 18-04-2011 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott (Post 4204331)
no but when my mum was out the other week this guy came to my house for ya know then as he was leaving my mum was at the front door D:

i locked the door and left the key in though so i was just like OFHUIOWFHIE get upstairs quick so he hid in my room then i opened the door and my mum came in and i was like bitch say anything embarrassing and i will cut you but she only came back to drop freezer stuff off then went straight back out again so it was k :amazed:
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...1&d=1303156011

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 18-04-2011 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niall (Post 4204351)
Oh :joker: *Thought your Mum didn't know about you having guys round like that*
she doesnt thats why i was like OFNIGBEIORBGIUERGIUEG when i saw her at the door

Marsh. 18-04-2011 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ILoveTRW (Post 4204358)
You haven't cum in 2 weeks? :shocked:
I can't last 2 hours!

Why does that not surprise me?

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 18-04-2011 07:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ILoveTRW (Post 4204358)
You haven't cum in 2 weeks? :shocked:
I can't last 2 hours!
i have fapped D:

i fap like 3 times a day

i think i have issues

ILoveTRW 18-04-2011 07:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott (Post 4204364)
i have fapped D:

i fap like 3 times a day

i think i have issues
well i haven't done anything all day so ive had about 5 today

ILoveTRW 18-04-2011 07:53 PM
make that 6

Smithy 18-04-2011 07:54 PM
omg trw u so funneh hehe

Niall 18-04-2011 07:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott (Post 4204360)
she doesnt thats why i was like OFNIGBEIORBGIUERGIUEG when i saw her at the door
Oh right lmao. :laugh:

Quote:
Originally Posted by ILoveTRW (Post 4204371)
make that 6
:laugh3:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 18-04-2011 07:54 PM
its awful when like by the 4th one nothing comes out and your like oh ma lawd im broke

ILoveTRW 18-04-2011 07:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott (Post 4204374)
its awful when like by the 4th one nothing comes out and your like oh ma lawd im broke
pmsl, i wasn't going to say, but yeah.

ILoveTRW 18-04-2011 08:02 PM
I need a good ****

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 18-04-2011 08:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke. (Post 4204356)
So that's were Novo was 2 fridays ago
i wish :amazed:


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