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Zippy 11-05-2011 08:01 PM

Would you swap sex for a week?
 
If you had the chance to be the opposite sex for a week(complete with genitalia and all other bits) would you accept it? I don't mean in drag but a full transformation as if by magic.

I definitely would(as long as I got all my bits back afterwards). Everybody would benefit from walking in the opposite sexes shoes for a period I think. Give them a better understanding. Plus it could just be fun.

but I definitely don't want to be a woman for the week she's on her period. Im too squeemish around blood and go all faint.

LOL I bet women would still sit down to piss.

Vicky. 11-05-2011 08:02 PM

In a heartbeat.

Niall 11-05-2011 08:03 PM

I probably would just to see how different it'd be. I'd never do it permanently though. D:

GypsyGoth 11-05-2011 08:03 PM

Yes!

Stu 11-05-2011 08:17 PM

A long week of feeling up my own tits. Sign me up.

Niall 11-05-2011 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 4236329)
A long week of feeling up my own tits. Sign me up.

:laugh2:

Patrick 11-05-2011 08:32 PM

Was someone watching Waterloo Road tonight Zippy? o_O

And Yes, 110%.
I would love to, honestly - to be a Lesbian and find any random objects to put up me, would be so fun.

That's what I hate about being a dude, there's not much you can do in terms of Masturbation or anything honestly, where as girls have tons of options, bastards.

I'd also like to have the words 'Get back to the kitchen!' said to me - to see how it makes women feel when we say it LOL.

Niall 11-05-2011 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 4236379)

That's what I hate about being a dude, there's not much you can do in terms of Masturbation or anything honestly, where as girls have tons of options, bastards..

Patrick go and Google Fleshlight. You'll be amazed. :joker:

Smithy 11-05-2011 08:33 PM

:L

Niall 11-05-2011 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 4236385)
:L

http://www.greendaycommunity.org/For.../Dark/hmph.png

Zippy 11-05-2011 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 4236379)
Was someone watching Waterloo Road tonight Zippy? o_O


Nope. Never seen it in my life.

Stu 11-05-2011 08:40 PM

Grab some clothes from your wardrobe. You can stuff a rolled up pillow in each pants leg, two pillows in a tight t-shirt, and shove a pringles box stuffed with tight cotton or foam that's been heated in a microwave and then dampended up the fly of your pants. The advanced user can experiment with wigs, extras pillows rolled width rather than length for seperation and bending of tighs/calfs and more.





















You didn't hear this from me though. And I have absoloutely never enjoyed nor attempted such acts of depravity.

Vicky. 11-05-2011 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 4236379)
I'd also like to have the words 'Get back to the kitchen!' said to me - to see how it makes women feel when we say it LOL.

I dont think women actually have that said to them IRL very often :joker:

If gav ever said that to me I'd probably end up assaulting him with the frying pan or something :laugh:

Patrick 11-05-2011 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 4236434)
I dont think women actually have that said to them IRL very often :joker:

If gav ever said that to me I'd probably end up assaulting him with the frying pan or something :laugh:

I think it should be said more tbh, just for the sheer fun of it to see how each girl reacts. :joker:

Oh my God lol; I have a little image in my head now...

'What the ****** is this bollocks Vicky? I asked for steak, Get back to the Kitchen - Silly woman!'

'Okay..'

-Comes out of the kitchen with a frying pan staring at Gav-

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Originally Posted by Stu (Post 4236404)
Grab some clothes from your wardrobe. You can stuff a rolled up pillow in each pants leg, two pillows in a tight t-shirt, and shove a pringles box stuffed with tight cotton or foam that's been heated in a microwave and then dampended up the fly of your pants. The advanced user can experiment with wigs, extras pillows rolled width rather than length for seperation and bending of tighs/calfs and more.





















You didn't hear this from me though. And I have absoloutely never enjoyed nor attempted such acts of depravity.

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

That actually sounds like something from WikiHow or something.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zippy (Post 4236395)
Nope. Never seen it in my life.

Woah lol - 'Cus tonight's episode was basically about an Emo student who was showing Gay traits but in the end it was revealed he was a Girl in a Boy's body and stuff, and he wanted a sex change.

It's funny how this thread was made after that airing lol.

Patrick 11-05-2011 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niall (Post 4236384)
Patrick go and Google Fleshlight. You'll be amazed. :joker:

:amazed:
Oh I've seen it in alot of pop ups and adverts on PornHub.

I'm so ordering one when I'm 18, honestly - it'll probably be sh*t but still. :laugh:

Niall 11-05-2011 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 4236466)
:amazed:
Oh I've seen it in alot of pop ups and adverts on PornHub.

I'm so ordering one when I'm 18, honestly - it'll probably be sh*t but still. :laugh:

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Zippy 11-05-2011 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 4236466)
I'm so ordering one when I'm 18, honestly - it'll probably be sh*t but still. :laugh:

http://www.gifanatics.com/files/happy.gif

Ross 11-05-2011 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 4236379)
I'd also like to have the words 'Get back to the kitchen!' said to me - to see how it makes women feel when we say it LOL.

Patrick wants to be dominated by a man, go figure.

Smithy 11-05-2011 09:23 PM

:laugh2:

Jords 11-05-2011 09:25 PM

Yepp it would be great fun :L

Vicky. 11-05-2011 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 4236538)
Patrick wants to be dominated by a man, go figure.

:laugh3:

Marsh. 11-05-2011 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 4236466)
:amazed:
Oh I've seen it in alot of pop ups and adverts on PornHub.

I'm so ordering one when I'm 18, honestly - it'll probably be sh*t but still. :laugh:

Why? Will you not have the real thing by then?

Patrick 11-05-2011 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 08marsh (Post 4236555)
Why? Will you not have the real thing by then?

LOL That's like saying all women who use Dildos have never got ******ed. :bored:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 4236538)
Patrick wants to be dominated by a man, go figure.

http://www.bitvertiser.com/emos/fing...e-finger-3.gif

ILoveTRW 11-05-2011 10:27 PM

id love a pair of tats

Ninastar 11-05-2011 10:27 PM

yes. I would love to be sexist to a girl (just to see how it feels)

Vicky. 11-05-2011 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILoveTRW (Post 4236650)
id love a pair of tats

Go eat a load of pies.

Worked for my brother in law :tongue:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 11-05-2011 10:36 PM

ive wanted to get a fleshlight for ages but whenever i buy anything online my dad always opens it coz i only get up hours after the postman has been :bored:

Patrick 11-05-2011 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott (Post 4236659)
ive wanted to get a fleshlight for ages but whenever i buy anything online my dad always opens it coz i only get up hours after the postman has been :bored:

LOL :joker:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninastar (Post 4236651)
yes. I would love to be sexist to a girl (just to see how it feels)

Pretty good tbh.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILoveTRW (Post 4236650)
id love a pair of tats

This.

CharlieO 11-05-2011 11:01 PM

I would.

joeysteele 11-05-2011 11:20 PM

No, I am happy being as I am.

InOne 12-05-2011 12:59 AM

Nope, love being a guy. We get the best of everything. Could not picture it any other way

Niamh. 12-05-2011 09:30 AM

Yeah, definitely!

InOne 12-05-2011 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 4236887)
Yeah, definitely!

Erm, you can stay exatcly as you are :nono:

Niamh. 12-05-2011 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InOne (Post 4236952)
Erm, you can stay exatcly as you are :nono:

lol, It'd just be for a week:joker:

Zippy 12-05-2011 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joeysteele (Post 4236698)
No, I am happy being as I am.

Quote:

Originally Posted by InOne (Post 4236788)
Nope, love being a guy. We get the best of everything. Could not picture it any other way

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 4236974)
lol, It'd just be for a week:joker:

It's a try before you buy one week special offer


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