worst facebook groups.
 

i know there is like 200 threads on this but i cba to find one

"VERRY SAD STORIIIIII!!!!!
boi: y r u crying?!?!!??
grl: i fink im pregnunt :(
boi: ok I pull ow willy stp u get pregnunt
BOI PULL HIZ WILLY OFF 2 STP HIZ BRD GETTIN PREGGURZ
girl: I LUV U /333333333333333333333333333
DIS IS TRU LUV!"

Today, I was shopping with my daughter. I am 17, she is 2. A woman came up and said;; "its a shame to see young girls having kids. Poor thing, she will never have a good life." I had no idea what to say. She was wrong, and I could not believe some stranger said that. Then my daughter Charlie goes: "I love my mommy" The woman was stunned and walked away.

I'm sorry I'm not skinny enough so you can see my ribs.
I'm sorry my boobs aren't big enough.
I'm sorry I'm not fake.
I'm sorry I'm not pretty.
But most of all, I'm sorry you can't accept me for who I am.

I actually want to be...

kissed in the rain.
held when i cry.
his first text message.
grabbed around the waist and kissed on the cheek.
my hand held by his hand.
told he loves me when he really means it.
this first thing he thinks of when he wakes up,
and the last thing on his mind when he goes to sleep.
IM NOT ASKING FOR MUCH, BUT YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, SO IT WOULDN'T HURT.




those types make me ashamed to have a facebook account

They are awful :bored: And once someone likes one of them it sets off a chain reaction so it rapes the feed with people liking the same thing

Has anyone else heard of this australian craze 'planking'. The boys at my school think they are so cool for doing it and its the lamest thing I think I've ever seen.

^ never heard of it, what is it?

When idiots take a picture of themselves lying down on objects.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...k_1896293c.jpg

oh my god. yes I have seen people doing that. its so annoying its like oh wow, you is badman
no, **** off!

Nah that Extreme Lying Down thing is amazing :D

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._4045207_n.jpg

The "Save Big Brother" ones were awful last year.

the first one is a joke taking the piss out of ones like it I think. but the baby one is so baaaaad

I think its a piss take too but I have seen groups like it in the past

twitter >

You don't even have Facebook. Kmt.

tumblr>

:worship:

I don't have Aids either, doesn't mean I don't know its **** to have

:laugh2:

get out!!!!1

*leaves thread*

:p

and stay out

I generally use Tumblr and Twitter more nowadays but I don't think either of them are any good at keeping in touch with friends / even socialising at all.

:sad:

*Goes and cries in a corner* :bawling:

Planking is so 2 years ago. Do people still do that?

I've never heard of it :conf2:

I didnt know it was called planking, this is the page where I first heard about it - http://www.facebook.com/pages/Extrem...n/130116024972

Yeah that's how I first knew it, then last year people were calling it planking. They need to get a life and/or a proper hobby. :bored:

oh I wish we still had karma purely for this. for some reason I read this and actually lold, me and my bf are in the middle of am argument and he gave me THE dirtiest look. obj caty I've missed you and your crazy ways

aww thank you, i've missed you too, even though i find you kinda scary

why?!

i dont actually know, im sure it will change within a few days. I used to be scared of Shaun too, but thats probably because he told me to go die. :sad:
i dont blame him though, i was a total troll

I never told you to die or anything of the sort though!

thats true, I thought you used to hate me though, i think thats it

nope. you're silly

woo

go die caitlin :bored:

-feels genuinely awful for ever saying that-

Shaun you are horrid. you used to be nasty to me and accused me of having red eye the other day. you're an yndtppabjr (that's how I just typed unstoppable and my phone didn't even TRY to correct it) NONSTER (monster)

hahahahahaha I've just realised how offensive nonster is if you say it aloud! -scurries off to drunk thread-

pmsl, aww i'll take that as an apology. but I deserved it, it was a nice wake up call

The awkward moment one's

inappropriat'e apostrophe o'n'e's'''''''''''''

and nonsensical sentence alpaca