Best ways to wake yourself up?
 

I keep feeling tired and don't wanna be falling alseep while the footy is on :nono:

I've tried, shower, dipping head in water, power nap and fizzy drinks. Nothing seems to work :bored:

Then again I did go to sleep at 7am and get up at one. I guess i'm not as much of a nightowl as I used to be :bawling:

Slap yourself. :amazed:

Put a Table on top of your head, then get a alarm clock!

Walk the shop

stick your finger up your arse

Are you turning into Beastie now or something :nono:

Play loud music, go outside for some fresh air with a cup of coffee..


Its a nightmare getting up in the morning :(

god no D:

Get one of those slowly wake up lamp. They actually work so its like natural waking up rather than dire shock waking up. The sound of the alarm on my clock actually is the sound of the devil.

Even if I'm totally awake and have been for like 10 hours and it goes of I automatically get scared and feel ****, the noise is evil.

Masturbate?

:nono:

That does the opposite.

Red Bull or preferably any of it's cheaper knock offs.

If that doesn't do something you aren't human.

A few 'just getting a buzz' lagers are always good too.

Think of Messi banging 3 or 4 past United the night then you'll know you can't miss it incase this is the outcome :D

Yeah watching the scum get their arse handed to them should be a natural stimulant for the foward thinking male brain, surely.

The thought of watching Valencia smash one in from 30 yards is keeping me going

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hgK6Uk14Hr...o+Valencia.jpg

Think of this happening again tonight

It's got that magic feel of 99 about it tonight

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Think you edited that wrong :joker:

Masturbating makes you sleepy? Are you doing it right?

Masturbating is commonly known to induce relaxation especially prior to sleep.

It's like ... everywhere in popular culture. Common knowledge. That sort of thing.

You just didn't know about it. It's okay.

I think the question is, are YOU doing it right? :laugh:

A lack of water is what is making you sleepy. Drink 2 big glasses of water and you will be buzzing. Going to sleep at 7 is silly.

Have a coffee

With an alarm.

Pet a badger

Smack a bitch up.

Coke >>>>

Blow job from the girlfriend :wink:

What kind?! :suspect:

Go buy one of these:

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And drink it. They wake you up really quick and last for a good while. :amazed:

Well I stayed up and Barca won. :bouncy:

have someone else do it for you :evilgrin:

That type :evilgrin:

Keep active. Get bored and you've had it