So, what's YOUR talent?
 

If, for some reason, you were told you HAD to perform something infront of an audience and judges, what would you do?

rub my stomach and pat my head

a handstand

Rap "you can't touch this"

I am a very good singer

Prove it.

Stand up comedy.

But I'd like fail.

Dancing

Just after you rap can't touch this

Burlesque.

Hahaha.. there is a video on somebody's phone if me doing it. I'll post it if you let us hear you sing.

I would crawl on the fall and purr like a cat with a man in drag looking like Rula Lenska to stroke my head.

I dont have a talent :sad:

I want one :sad:

I'd recite a Doctor Who script.

Maybe you could train your tortoises to climb ladders in time for next year?

Starts that and it might still be climbing it next year

:joker::joker:

Tortoises are actually quite fast when they want to be!

I could beat any one and any judge in a Big Brother Trivia Quiz. x

What happened on day 27 in BB6?

I can see it now. Jortoise the Incredible

You with a tortoise in either hand as you do them dramatic shots

LOL, and I end up being crap and the tortoises just stay in their shells :L

A friend has a tortoise and she doesn't half shift, like you say Jords, when she wants to. Good escape artists too!

Craig and Anthony wrestled in the pool and Maxwell said the next few days with Saskia are going to be off the hook.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m...f?t=1286185809

I can stand on my head unaided


Not very erm..... enthralling....


Got me thinking though earlier when I saw the pianist, I wish I could play an instrument. The piano, guitar or sax :(

Ill go with that :hugesmile:


Id love to play the sax Kerry.

Sing and reduce everyone to tears with my angelic voice obviously.
































But seriously I've got no talent.

deepthroat

Bit dangerous what if they buzz and you bit because of the shock :shocked:

porn :evilgrin:

I knew this thread would end up in filth :laugh:

Yall so dirty.

Sing.

How boring :laugh2:

I could also hulahoop I guess.

the trick is to wrap you lips over your teeth so even if i did bite no damage would be done

:p:p

Oh you randy old goat.

eeemmm i am not old :wink:

Go to The X Factor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111


No but seriously, would you ever audition? :D

I bet the Queen would love it


*make up your own jokes - it'll run and run*

No. Probably not.

Was actually considering going for a laugh...and then decided that I couldnt be arsed with the travelling...so decided I would upload videos(on the application form you can skip a few rounds of auditions if they like your video) but then my webcam broke, so it didnt happen :laugh2:

/lazy