Bastard crisps!
 

I love crisps but I just sliced the top of my mouth open on one. :sad:

It is so panful and now my mouth is full of blood. Stupid things.

be grateful they arent salt and vinegar gurl

They're ready salted. :bawling:

i thought the title said battered crisps, i was so confused reading the op :joker:

well it's your own bloody fault for being so lame - who willingly eats ready salted crisps!? they're like the runt of the litter. and that's how you'll be remembered. RUNT.



(but I feel your pain, that's happened to me before, SO PAINFUL!)

Sea salt and cracked black pepper to be precise. :tongue:


And ready salted are much better than the lame flavours such as Prawn Cocktail.

you did not just say that

prawn cocktail >>>

Salt & Vinegar >

:shocked:!!! SLUT! Prawn Cocktail is my favourite flavour! Although I hate actual prawns with a passion, so I've no idea what I'm playing at in all honesty.

Crisps > any other snack

Ready salted> everything else.

boring bitch

Prawn Cocktail is a lame flavour for lame people.

/truefact

^So true.

Cheese & Onion >>

McCoys Flamed Grilled Stake > all other crisps.

Steak McCoys and Beef Hula Hoops :love:

Ready Salted is a boring flavour for boring people.

/truefact

Yes! Meat crisps :love:

No, it's a normal flavour for people who don't need their huge personality represented by a crisp. ;)

Dont be dissing the ready salted Zee :nono:

Ready salted frisps :love:

Good choices. :hugesmile:

(much better than Scott and Zee's lame crisp flavour)

wtf is a frisp

:laugh2:

But Ready Salted > Other flavours

But Hula Hoops > All other potato snacks
(plus hula hoops wont injure you and you can put them on you're fingers.)

Agreed :)

A brand of crisp. :tongue:

Frisps are amazon!

IM SO CONFUSED :bawling:

That's a lie! I remember as I kid I put them on my fingers and would often bite the crisp too hard and sink my fangs into my digits. :sad:

You on crack again?

:D... I agree with Boothy, any Meat crisps will do me

Yeah or for people who don't have a personality and express that through their boring choice of crisp flavour! Pff!


Prawn Cocktail on the other hand is for fabulous people such as Scott and myself!

Or perverts who need to fulfill their fish intake. ;)

we have them here but, they're called crisps

Well thats your fault then not the crisps.
Only a bad workman blames his tools.

As opposed to creeps who love the taste of salt? ;)



-starts an anti-ready salted crisps gang-

They are called Frisps over here too! :tongue:

I like being a creep with a penchant for salty goods in my mouth. ;)

Frazzles>>>>>


And they arent dangerous either :laugh: