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Locke. 24-06-2011 01:59 AM

Only a very small amount of things are better than this
 
Right.

You walk into your back kitchen, you head over to the unit that is behind the door, and you pick out some of these very nice miniature muffins:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O5dsawG9bx...aidaonline.jpg

You pick up the mini muffins and throw them into a bowl then lash the packet in the bin. Then you head over to the cupboard and root through about 50 tins of horrible crap until you reach the good stuff - The custard:

http://www.british-emporium.com/orig...siacustard.jpg

After reaching the custard you pull out another bowl - NOT THE SAME ONE THE MUFFINS ARE IN - and pour the custard into it. Then lash that into the microwave for however long it says on the back of the tin.

Once that is done (and once you've stirred it) you should pour the custard into the same bowl and over the top of the mini muffins. Then you have got the greatest snack of all time.

I can't find a picture on google of it so just picture it in your head.

Now a mission for you all:

Do this and take a photo of your own, and post it in this thread.

I'd do the same but I haven't got any custard, just the mini muffins :(

Niall 24-06-2011 02:00 AM

Ew.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 24-06-2011 02:01 AM

im gonna do this tomorrow :amazed:

Benjamin 24-06-2011 02:01 AM

I haven't got either. :sad:


But that does sound good.

GypsyGoth 24-06-2011 02:02 AM

One of those muffins with a coffee will do me :amazed:

Niall 24-06-2011 02:03 AM

I'd rather warm up the muffins and have them with vanilla ice cream instead. :love:

Kerry 24-06-2011 02:04 AM

Warm mini muffins. Choc chip. Nice

Locke. 24-06-2011 02:05 AM

You people are not listening :bored:

It is either with custard or you're not having any at all.

Niall 24-06-2011 02:05 AM

Custard makes me feel ill. I had an um episode with it once. :bawling:

GypsyGoth 24-06-2011 02:06 AM

:laugh:

Kerry 24-06-2011 02:07 AM

Fresh cream might be nice.......

Locke. 24-06-2011 02:09 AM

Oh yeah whip cream works well too

Patrick 24-06-2011 02:10 AM

I have like 8 Muffins down there that I made the other day in H.E and there's custard too.

Hmmm...

Locke. 24-06-2011 02:11 AM

Get on it Patrick

It doesn't matter if everyone else is asleep, get banging them bowls together and making this delicious treat

Patrick 24-06-2011 02:13 AM

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.c...414_clip07.jpg

Cooking With Locke!

Today's episode sees our chef teach the children of Big Brother forum TiBB, his personal favourite way to get the very best out of your miniature muffins.
Plus a live performance by R.Kelly.

Locke. 24-06-2011 02:13 AM

:joker: :joker:

Kerry 24-06-2011 02:14 AM

Lol!

Benjamin 24-06-2011 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4325827)
One of those muffins with a coffee will do me :amazed:

I just bought this amazing Brazilian coffee today. :love:

Benjamin 24-06-2011 02:19 AM

PMSL Paddy. :laugh:

Locke. 24-06-2011 02:28 AM

With me not having any custard or whip cream, I'm willing to settle for a cup of tea and some shortbread biscuits to dip in it

http://i51.tinypic.com/5slm9.jpg

Kerry 24-06-2011 02:31 AM

Ooooh another Tesco shopper

Locke. 24-06-2011 02:32 AM

Asda is much better to be honest

Benjamin 24-06-2011 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~ (Post 4325864)
Ooooh another Tesco shopper

Waitrose, Marks & Spencers >>>>>>>>

Kerry 24-06-2011 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Locke. (Post 4325865)
Asda is much better to be honest

Like both :D

Although Tesco currently have Aunt Bessies new Onion Rings on offer which are soooooooo nice

Kerry 24-06-2011 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 4325866)
Waitrose, Marks & Spencers >>>>>>>>

I ain't rich :D

Locke. 24-06-2011 02:36 AM

My mate works in marks and spencers and he is the biggest mong you would ever meet, which makes it a lot worse than asda and tesco

Kerry 24-06-2011 02:39 AM

I know M&S food comes from the same place as other stuff. For instance their sweets are made at Cadbury Bassetts

Benjamin 24-06-2011 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Locke. (Post 4325869)
My mate works in marks and spencers and he is the biggest mong you would ever meet, which makes it a lot worse than asda and tesco

I don 't go to Marks & Spencers to buy mongs. :tongue:

Locke. 24-06-2011 02:45 AM

Are you sure he is tall and blonde, would probably make a good christmas present for Scott

Benjamin 24-06-2011 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Locke. (Post 4325875)
Are you sure he is tall and blonde, would probably make a good christmas present for Scott

I wouldn't subject the poor mong to a xmas wurkit with Scott.

Locke. 24-06-2011 02:47 AM

It is just aswell he is straight anyway

Benjamin 24-06-2011 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Locke. (Post 4325878)
It is just aswell he is straight anyway

As if that would stop Scott. :laugh:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 24-06-2011 11:14 AM

morrisons >>>

and :amazed:

BOOSH 24-06-2011 11:21 AM

I want a muffin now...

Harry! 24-06-2011 06:08 PM

You can't see pictures of my muffins!

Locke. 24-06-2011 06:09 PM

Good timing of the bump Harry

I've just been on the phone to my mum 5 minutes ago telling her to buy a tin of custard on her way home from work

Patrick 24-06-2011 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Locke. (Post 4327011)
Good timing of the bump Harry

I've just been on the phone to my mum 5 minutes ago telling her to buy a tin of custard on her way home from work

:joker::joker:

I don't know why that's funny - but it is.

I can just imagine you ringing her and her panicking:

'David - what is it? I'm busy, are you okay? Is the house okay?'

'Mum, It's bad, ******ing bad.'

'Speak to me Son!'

'We need some Devon Custard, and we need it today, Do you accept this task?'


Novo 24-06-2011 06:25 PM

You don't get Devon custard in Liverpool only Tesco's own

Locke. 24-06-2011 06:33 PM

My devons custard has just arrived

Patrick 24-06-2011 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Locke. (Post 4327145)
My devons custard has just arrived

Excellent.

-Anticipates a Picture-


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