Likes that you actually like
 

I know most are annoying but some are quite good lol


"Going to the toilet and coming out with a new best mate"

"Going out for a quiet one and coming home with a ruined life"

"Going out for a quiet butterbeer and ending up in Azkabam"

Faking dead in the pool to see if anyone cares

Having no purpose in life after seeing the last Harry Potter.

- "I wasn't that drunk" Dude, u were QWOPing
- I Used To Harass "SmarterChild"
- Realizing you borrowed the pen you're sticking in your mouth
- I CAN'T BELIEVE MADDIE MCCANN LOOKED LIKE THIS IN HIGH SCHOOL

Making bad chemistry jokes cus all the good ones argon

3 of my friends just joined that, and none of them are from here :suspect:

Crying over your keyboard as you 'like' all the Harry Potter pages

:suspect:

"I wasn't drunk" DUDE you threw my hampster and shouted Go Pikachu!

I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to ****ing please you.

Reading a status and thinking "God, you're full of ****!".

One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you. In the face.

If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar instead!

17 years later and I'm still pissed that Mufasa died. Screw you Scar!

facebook is ****

Because you have no friends :( :joker:

-reports-

and i had 69 friends when i had fb tyvm and i knew them all irl :hmph:

:laugh3:

+1

ty harry -links and struts out of thread-

Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard

Going out for a butterbeer and getting absolutely philosopher stoned

'Masturbating in the toilets of KFC whilst crying about how fat you are'

i dun get that one

oh i read that wrong

My newest find...

Putting self raising flour on orphans

:laugh2:

'Washing your best tracksuit for your big moment on Jeremy Kyle'

'Getting a cat because no one else will love you'

OMG :laugh3:

'Covering Orphans in self raising flour because you're a caring *****.'

Trust Scott to have the most sexual number of friends.

I love the Facebook pages I come across, genuinely think I'm so funny when it comes to Facebook page likes haha.

Facebook Pages are hilarious, it's just the ones that use the same old 'That Awkward Moment When...'

Bollocks.

Half the time it isn't even awkward, the delusional bastards just can't think of another word to use to describe the situation at all. :bored:

The nan jokes were hilarious though, honest to god.

'STOP ROLLING ON THE FLOOR *****! Nan, Please! He's having a fit.'

How do you actually find the good ones yourself? i only ever click like when it comes up that someone else has

/sheep

I'll have moments where a word/phrase pops into my head that I think "that'll probably have good pages with that in the title" so I'll type it into search then filter it to page results and have a browse for a while... I'm the best kind of sad :hugesmile:

'Rhyming swagger with jagger because you're a lyrical genius'

'Calling your vagina KFC because it's finger lickin' good'

A really hot girl liked that one and now I can't stop thinking of her :amazed:

I find it a little frustrating how quickly repetitive some groups get. I'm glad the "taking off your ______ after a long day of ______" ones and "I wasn't that drunk, DUDE _______________" ones are dying now.

my favourite nan Joke was

"ROLLING IN THE DEEEEPP", Nan get your wheelchair out of the bath."

Cheese alert

I'm tic your tac together we're mint

Sex, just another reason for women to moan

:laugh3:

The awkward moment when someones new tattoo is ****.

:joker::joker::joker:

Hi I'm David Beckam and Harper 7 was my idea and Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

I'll post some more later. :D