A Big Brother tradition: The opening line
 

A yearly thread on TiBB - suggest your opening line!

To stop obvious questions, these are the previous:

BB3: Hello, I've been expecting you.
BB4: It's back.
BB5: 13 housemates, one house and a whole world of pain.
BB6: You didn't think Big Brother would ever be nice, did you?
BB7: Viewers, you have fifteen seconds to say goodbye to your summer. Big Brother's coming to get you!
BB8: Racism row apology.
BB9: Dya know what? Britain's not got talent.
BB10: Tonight, sixteen housemates will walk into that house, but none of them know they aren't housemates yet.
BB11: [Into montage] ...you decide.

CBB4: Twelve housemates, eleven celebrities?
CBB5: *Sniff* I smell celebrities...

Mine:
Big Brother's back, and this time, it's live on Channel 5.

RIP Big Brother? Yeah Right! << Sorry. :L Cheesy

"You didn't think he'd stay away for long... did you?!" ("He" being BB).

Meh IDK. It'll probably be some kind of resurrection thing.

"You cant get rid of HIM that easily!"

"You didn't really think we were gone forever, did you?"

1.Live And Let die?
2.New house,New presenter,New channel,Same Big Brother?
3.Davina Ma-Gone :(

"The Second Coming is upon us!!"

*Cue OfCom complaints from religious audiences*

New House. New Rules. New Channel. New Brother?

They have no idea what they are letting theirselves in for.

We're back, and we are bigger and better than ever!

Revival. Ressurection. You didn't think Big Brother would be dead forever, did you?

BB10 one is wrong:

It's,

'But they have no idea that none of them, are housemates!'

"Welcome to Brian's new show!"

"He said he'd get back to you, didn't he?"
or
"anyone think it's time for a resurrection?"

"You live by the brother, you die by the brother... IT'S BACK!"

my personal favourite ....... " watch and learn channel 4 "

Something like: We told you we would be back.

Guess who's back? Back again!
:evilgrin:
BB's Back! Tell a friend!

0:23 x

I like both of them together :love:

Something snappy like 'Back so soon?'

Maybe it'll be a video package of like all the lights switching on in the house one by one, almost like a huge house rebooting. Camera pans to Brian and "... Do you believe in life after death? Big Brother is BACK!".

Brian (points to himself): I bet you didn't think you'd see me again!

*title sequence*

I think it could be a close up shot of the big brother eye with the BB music playing in the background. Like a 5 second clip..

Then titles roll!

Haha. I quite like this one!

Or what about.. "PC BB? Not anymore!!"

...no

love it! :D

This! That would be really really good to see.:thumbs:

Just show the same montage that was used in the UBB Final Hour - only put it in Black and White this time round.

Then at the very end of it when 'Big Brother says: Big Brother Will get back to you!'

*Cuts off*

Let the *Cut off* part - like reopen if you get me?
And then we see Brian standing there on the stage all cool like.

The crowd SILENT and he just says 'Big Brother's word is final ;)' or you could even steal this from BBAUS - 'What Big Brother Promises? He Delivers.'



And then the opening titles come on and the crowd are like 'ROAAAAAAAARRR!' and we're all just jizzing everywhere.

^^Editing yours...

New House...[Show VT of house]...New Rules...[Show snippets of the new rules interspersed with second long clips of possible punishments looking scary lol]...Same Brother [Show VT of the Big Brother eye each flashing for a second until we get to the CBB8 eye - this then opens up, as it is revealed that the eye is in fact the doors of the house and not a picture. Brian steps out, crowd cheers]...Or is it?

Roll titles.

No.

It was actually 'Tonight, sixteen housemates will walk into that house, but they've got no idea that not one of them are housemates.'

Anyway... I would like something like, "A brand new channel, a brand new house, and a brand new bunch of celebrities." - Not really sure to be honest but I hope there is one :spin:

You're just jealous because you realized you can't jizz. :idc:

Your a hypocrite.

And yeah actually I can jizz. Muahahahaha!! :elephant:

No - they should try and make this a LAUNCH SHOW for Big Brother in general not some ******ing CBB Launch - they made a horrible mistake launching with CBB, If they keep mentioning Celebrities it'll suck.

I think it will be quite cheesy.

Big Brother said he would get back to you, didn't he?
*Roll titles*

Back with a vengeance!

That one's been said...

I have another one.

We see a gravestone. The camera pans in. The stone is enscribed 'RIP Big Brother - 2000-2010'. Then a hand pops up from the grave and wiggles. Brian walks to the graveside dressed as an undertaker.
"On the 5th channel, he rose again."

Pretty cheesey, I know. :P

I was just about to post exactly the same thing. :shocked:

Actually doing CBB first is a better move. They will get more viewers on launch night for CBB than if BB12 was starting first.

The mention of big names going in has already sparked interest for people who don't generally watch BB!

This would be good :spin:

"Lets cut the crap and get on with it"