Somethings up with Helen
 

Reported in the Daily Star - B*t*h*s column
:helen:

is this anything to do with P&H selling up their flat :shocked:

We are all doomed - contact your local porphet of doom on prophet.of.doom@theendoftheworldisnigh.co.uk

They probably asked her in a really nasty way(we know what the press are like!!!!!), and she showed them what she thought of them with that look. Good on her I say. Lets hope all is well in the Adams/Clarke household :thumbs: :bawling:

I'm sure all is well and you are right chilledbootz. Anyway, we have already ascertained that the flat that is being sold is the ground floor one, not P&H's first floor residence.

:flower:

Sticks!!! Cheers Doomraider!

Spoiled my morning and made me look in all the gossip column's in the tabloids.


My mind going overtime on why such a chirpy bunny should be like this.

Chilled, I agree on this

Also, why were the b*****s apologising?

I think they must indeed have upset her in some way.


It better be. I could not cope with them splitting up.

The end of the world as we know it. He seemed pretty full on to me two weeks ago in his radio interview.

Come on you two:


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It IS them!!!


:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :hello: :hello: :hello: :hello:

no way r they splitting up.

we all know what helens like-do u really think shed be out at a party if her heart was breaking??
no me neither.

h/p always say theyll never talk to a newspaper again least of all the star for their jibes about helens weight a few months back and the false story abvout em getting married.

the bitches r so called because they act/write things in a bitcjy way.
they were probably struggling to speak to a celeb so they spotted helen and she ignored em, so they exagerate things.
no mention of paul or anything wrong so dont worry...................fingers crossed.

i don't believe this at all, IF she acted like this THEY must have been horrible to her :nono: :mad:

somethings up with Helen
 

on BBC news wales on cefax it says Helen sees limelight fading because she has been overshadowed by comparisons to big -brothers 3 jade goody may be they were saying nasty things about that to her it said also pundits are hanging on for her to tie the knot to Paul Clarke so im sure p/ h must be o k as they would have picked up something wrong for sure

yes, u know what the papers r like.

if something is up with a famous couple,its always in them
the papers know b4 the couple do as well.

n e way the bitches dont mention p at all, they r quite bitter and twisted arent they?(the bitches)

where what page?

it s on page 167 under the headline big brother star sees limelight fading hope you find it cc10

can u type it up please??

somethings up with helen
 

i m not very good at this but i ll give it a try - former hairdresser helen adamsstar of big brother 2,has found her hopesof a long career in showbusiness are fading . the cwmbran-born blonde has been overshadowed by compraisions to big-brother 3contestant Jade goody.adams was recently turned down for a part-time job by celebrity hair dresser trevor sorbie in London(which we knew) She also lost her job as beauty pundit on lorraine kelly T.V. chat show.but fans are hanging on for her to tie the knot with boyfriend paul clarke. (hope this is o.k.) Ibought the southwales echo but nothing in it about helen

thanx

I am surprised at ceefax really.

It's such a negative article, and actually contradicts the response we had to the initial Trevor Sorbie comments.

Poor old Helen. The news items on this years contestants are fizzling out, so they are digging the dirt on last years.

I still think Helen might appear when Lorraine comes back from her summer break with Rosie.

Even if she doesn't, I think she's bubbly enough to pick herself up.

I think I might write to her, c/o her agent, to say we still care about her and look forward to seeing her on our screens soon!

Shall I invite her and a close personal friend to our TIBB reunion as well?

OF COURSE YOU SHOULD!!!!!!

:paul: :helen: :love:

If Helen is unable to find work, and they were counting on her having income to pay the mortgage......... :shocked:

As Mort was saying last night after reading this thread, it is known that rows about money is one of the biggest causes of relationship breakdown. They have been waiting for the two to tie the knot. Has Helen's lack of job success managed to do what the Sun could not. Has the dream run its course

Is this the end of the :helen: and :paul: saga.

I will look at a certain section in Heat with trepidationnext week.

Contact you local prophet of doom on prophet.of.doom@theendoftheworldisnigh.co.uk

I REFUSE TO LET YOU UPSET ME STICKS, LEST I FEEL AN OVERWHELMING URGE TO SLAP YOUR LEGS WHEN WE MEET IN NOVEMBER.

SO, I AM CALM, I AM SERENE

ALL IS WELL WITH THE WORLD

Sticks, this one is just for you mate:


GO HERE:

Try hoping for the best just once in a while......


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Oh dear ROB I did enjoy singing along to Monty python's song. I was sitting here a very happy bunny. I could have been at the karoake with Discolady! Like you, I'm sure H & P are fine. The Daily Star is not a paper to give any sort of credence too, is it? Sticks, for the hundredth time, lighten up old fruit.

Sorry but we got chewed out by Mort for not spreading enough doom, dispair and despondency.

I wil have to try that angelfire link at home as they are likely to be blocked access here

other papewrs would have picked up on it, letes face it helen ignores the star and all of a sudden we think their splitting up?

bit premature?

Helen and Paul are just fine, Sticks.

There is nothing, repeat NOTHING that will break those two up.

So, STOP WORRYING!!!!!!!!!!

:paul: :helen: :love:

please explain the first comment

and yes i think its a great idea-imagine how much it would cheer her up!!!


:paul: :helen: 4 ever!!!!

ALSO IF U REPLY TO MY MESSAGE ON THE THIRD PAGE OF THE P/H TO SELL FLAT THREAD THEN THEY MAY RULE THE POSSIBILITY OF IT BEING THEIR FLAT- THEREFORE NO NEED TO WORRY---GO ON----SOMEBODY???

I'm sure everything's fine and rosy!

On a side note (and don't be offended ROB) , your photo of Paul looks awfully like Dale Winton..... :laugh:

(the orange-ness!!!)

There not breaking up, blimey, it would be on the news. There's nothing on Sky's showbiz interactive it would be, everything else is. It's just the Daily Star with nothing to print now Jade's told those bitches were to go, so they've decided to pick on Helen. :mad: :devil: :nono:

:spin:

I think by now Helen is probably missing her TV work and feeling edgy and insecure as to where here career future is going.

The TV idustry is swamped with wannabies after a slice of the cake. Sadly I believe that Helen will be set aside now as the industry tries out newer hopefulls. I think we are unlikely to see her on our TV screen in any career form in the future. The odd appearance maybe when BB4 is around but that will be it I am afraid.

I hope out of all hopes that I am wrong!!!

Now that Helen is becoming a none celeb and looking for more mundane work it will be an acid test as to Pauls love for her.
Let's all keep our fingers crossed.

:bawling: :bawling:

You can blame that on my scanner.

As for any other resemblance....................................... ...... :nono:


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Dale's a nice boy, but I don't think there is any comparison with the one and only PC

HOW RUDE!!!!

Yes, RoB, a bit spooky!!!!! I preferred your old one...... :colour: :colour: :colour: :colour:
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Well I for one like your new Paul pic, but then there's not many of him I don't like.

The papers seem to be getting desperate for news now - nothing really interesting going on with the BB3 lot, so they are desperate to get an angle on anyone. Perhaps Helen was just having a bad day. Helen always said she would be happy to go back to the salons and didnt expect her showbiz career to go on for ever. I'm sure if there were any problems someone else would have picked up on it.

Paul and Helen break up never! I have a theory that Paul has been waiting for all the fuss to go down and for them to both get back to normal, thinking that if they got engaged then no-one would be interested and they could keep it a very private thing.

As Paul said in his recent radio interview if they could survive the last year then they were made for each other and they had supported each other massively. That's what is happening now - Paul has always been there for her and I cant see that stopping just because she's lost her job. After all he earns good money too.

PAUL AND HELEN 4 EVER THAT'S WHAT I SAY :paul: :love: :helen:

It must have been a slow news day at the Daily Star. Also, their columnists are not called Bitches for nothing!! I'm sure everything in the Adams/Clarke household is fine and I'm sure they can do without gloom & doom merchants in the press (and elsewhere, Sticks!!).

This is all speculation based on virtually nothing. Imaginations are working overtime. The fact that we are even entertaining these thoughts at all is because that’s what Sticks wants us to do.

Here’s a few postings from Popbitch.

and an older posting

james? where did u get the quotes from popbitch?

ive checked popbitch.com and i cant find them???

cc100,

The quotes are from these pages:

http://www.popbitch.com/board/2002/08/14/11/

http://www.popbitch.com/board/2002/08/14/16/

http://www.popbitch.com/board/2002/07/22/23/

thanx

how do u search the archives on popbitch???

Popbitch doesn’t have a search tool and just in case you think I went through every page…

I wrote a computer program that generated the addresses for all the pages in the last couple of months, retrieved them, and then searched for the word ‘Helen’.

I don’t normally read popbitch. Whenever I do, you realise where the market for nonsense written about celebrities is. Take it all with a pinch of salt.

Well they certainly wouldn't win any literary prizes with that style of writing would they? You can see how they ended up scribbling for a tabloid paper. They probably write everything with the spell check on too!