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fruit_cake 28-11-2011 10:50 AM

Choose your eternal fate!
 
how are you going to be got rid of??? you DIEcide!

I always thought cremation was best but recently having been to a funeral or two, I think it's better to be buried, at least there's some kind of monolith to remember you by??

Burials:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...G29XGe1aiIp0zj
Cremations
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...mBr2BfC4TqQt1T

In other parts of the world they have buildings known as 'nichos' or 'niche' they're a bit like miniature flats for coffins, which is a third option I suppose.

Nichos:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...sDXVDk1YJXbvA8

When you're cremated, that's it, as if you weren't even there. I think I prefer Burial.

edit: please put this in the right place mods obviously although the x-factor these days is probably a fate worse than death it's not really in the right section

Kate! 28-11-2011 10:53 AM

Lol Fruity, what a lovely cheery thread :D

I would rather be cremated, my dad was cremated and we buried his ashes in the same plot as my Grandparents, so he does have a memorial site. Don't like the thought of bodies rotting away underground, yeurgh!

fruit_cake 28-11-2011 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 4786035)
Lol Fruity, what a lovely cheery thread :D

I would rather be cremated, my dad was cremated and we buried his ashes in the same plot as my Grandparents, so he does have a memorial site. Don't like the thought of bodies rotting away underground, yeurgh!

tyvm Kate! there's a local church I've been spending quite a lot of time in recently, and now I've got more used to the graves they become a bit less macabre and more like people. I always imagine the grave stones as if they were the people themselves standing there for eternity

Ammi 28-11-2011 10:56 AM

Hadn't really thought about it..your body is just an empty box anyway...cremated, I suppose...

Niamh. 28-11-2011 10:56 AM

I would rather be cremated, I hate graveyards and I don't want a grave after I die. What I would like is to be cremated and also Gav wants to be cremated so whoever dies first the other will keep their ashes and when the second person dies our ashes will be mixed together and scattered awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :love:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-11-2011 10:56 AM

i want to be stuffed and kept in somebodys house as an ornament or something useful like a hat rack idk

fruit_cake 28-11-2011 11:01 AM

I like the ashes to ashes dust to dust thing they say, It seems more natural to be buried to me

Vicky. 28-11-2011 11:03 AM

I dont particularly care.

But if I had to chose I would say cremated

fruit_cake 28-11-2011 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott (Post 4786044)
i want to be stuffed and kept in somebodys house as an ornament or something useful like a hat rack idk

that's a very creative idea Scott, but even if you were old and wrinkly???

Roy Mars III 28-11-2011 11:04 AM

six feet under

MTVN 28-11-2011 11:06 AM

Buried, I dunno it just seems nicer to me, instead of having my body reduced to a heap of ashes

Niamh. 28-11-2011 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTVN (Post 4786055)
Buried, I dunno it just seems nicer to me, instead of having my body reduced to a heap of ashes

Better a heap of ashes than maggot infested imo :idc:

fruit_cake 28-11-2011 11:10 AM

gravestones are impressive memorials though once you get past the spookiness of it imo you only get those with burials

MTVN 28-11-2011 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 4786060)
Better a heap of ashes than maggot infested imo :idc:

Yeah maybe :laugh: and I suppose your body would rot away anyway, I'd still rather be buried though, I don't like the thought of being burned :/

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-11-2011 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fruit_cake (Post 4786052)
that's a very creative idea Scott, but even if you were old and wrinkly???

yeah :amazed:

and at Christmas they could dress me up in a santa outfit and stand me in the front window and stuff

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-11-2011 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTVN (Post 4786073)
Yeah maybe :laugh: and I suppose your body would rot away anyway, I'd still rather be buried though, I don't like the thought of being burned :/

what if you get buried and some maniac digs up your corpse and has sex with it bet you wish you had been burned then :nono:

joeysteele 28-11-2011 12:37 PM

Buried, I am not that bothered though, the majority of my family gone before me have all been buried so I guess I would go the same.

King Gizzard 28-11-2011 12:39 PM

Cremated, don't like the thought of my body decomposing undeground

arista 28-11-2011 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott (Post 4786044)
i want to be stuffed and kept in somebodys house as an ornament or something useful like a hat rack idk


Spiffing

arista 28-11-2011 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott (Post 4786081)
what if you get buried and some maniac digs up your corpse and has sex with it bet you wish you had been burned then :nono:


Yes they are so nutters that have Sex with Dead Corpses

Scarlett. 28-11-2011 01:06 PM

Buried, usually after people die they have their blood removed and replaced with preservatives and the like (to look alive in the chapel of rest), so they chances of being buried alive are pretty much nil.

arista 28-11-2011 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joeysteele (Post 4786206)
Buried, I am not that bothered though, the majority of my family gone before me have all been buried so I guess I would go the same.


No they will not be room

Later in your Life
a Official Order will Ensure you are burnt in a Oven
to save land

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...mBr2BfC4TqQt1T


Feel The Force

King Gizzard 28-11-2011 01:08 PM

Hello Mr. Morbid

arista 28-11-2011 01:08 PM

I will be sent in space.

King Gizzard 28-11-2011 01:09 PM

You already got it sorted?

fruit_cake 28-11-2011 01:13 PM

ho ho ho merry xmas

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...cXmCbC002yCUUQ

Kazanne 28-11-2011 03:13 PM

I'm leaving my body to medical science,dont want to be buried,not keen on cremation,my ideal would be to be left in a remote place on TOP of the ground and left to the elements,although a crypt may be cool,lol

InOne 28-11-2011 04:40 PM

Cremated, to definitely make sure I'm gone

Don't want any of that waking up in the coffin **** :nono:

Marsh. 28-11-2011 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott (Post 4786044)
i want to be stuffed and kept in somebodys house as an ornament or something useful like a hat rack idk

http://rspremiere.files.wordpress.co...f0ab1be8d2.jpg

Pyramid* 28-11-2011 05:08 PM

Ach, push my dead & decomposing body into the sea or something; may as well feed the fishes and help the food chain a wee bit.

Suze 28-11-2011 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyramid* (Post 4786592)
Ach, push my dead & decomposing body into the sea or something; may as well feed the fishes and help the food chain a wee bit.


Push my body out to sea
Let the Fishies make a meal of me
I'll be dead and gone so what's it matter
serve me to those Fishies on a hardboard platter.

mizzy25 28-11-2011 06:00 PM

im leaving my body to medical science after theyve done wot they want they can prob cremate wots left of ,me

fruit_cake 28-11-2011 06:12 PM

I often wonder what happens if when you die your actually still conscious but just dead

Niall 28-11-2011 06:16 PM

I haven't decided yet. :shrug:

King Gizzard 28-11-2011 06:19 PM

You must decide right now Niall

Niall 28-11-2011 06:26 PM

Or what? :suspect:

Bollo 28-11-2011 06:31 PM

Fired from a cannon a la Hunter S Thompson style. Then cremated with the ashes forming part of a gemstone for someday to wear as a nice ring... I saw a program where they can do that now..

arista 28-11-2011 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niall (Post 4786697)
I haven't decided yet. :shrug:


Typical.





Feel The Force.

Niamh. 28-11-2011 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InOne (Post 4786538)
Cremated, to definitely make sure I'm gone

Don't want any of that waking up in the coffin **** :nono:

tbf though, I doubt it's even possible to wake up in a coffin anymore, don't they pump your body full chemicals and stuff to preserve your body now? If you weren't dead beforehand, you'd be dead after that

Niamh. 28-11-2011 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fruit_cake (Post 4786691)
I often wonder what happens if when you die your actually still conscious but just dead

That's a horrible thought :shocked: Doubtful though without a working brain


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