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Jay Frost 21-12-2011 12:31 AM

Im BAAAACK. With my AUDITION TAPE (im the one no one likes)
 
Hi im Jay Frost, you all think im a bit of a loser, well alot of you are wrong.

Heres my audition for your eyes. Enjoy.
Please remember to slag it off as that where 90 percent of you get your kicks x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWkdRAMVowE

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 21-12-2011 12:32 AM

i love you :amazed:

Jay Frost 21-12-2011 12:34 AM

you serious. Its late so ill take that mesage as an insult.

smiley face

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 21-12-2011 12:36 AM

http://i.imgur.com/wp7ls.jpg

armand.kay 21-12-2011 01:06 AM

Are you the one with the leggo shoes? :)

Jords 21-12-2011 01:12 AM

Came across a bit of a dickhead I say you might make the shortlist ;)

iRyan 21-12-2011 03:56 AM

You are too similar to Mark.

But if you get in, please be entertaining and argumentative.

Marc 21-12-2011 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4827399)
Came across a bit of a dickhead I say you might make the shortlist ;)

I agree.

But I don't think you'll make it :idc:

billy123 21-12-2011 07:05 AM

Reason #49624 why big brother is a total fail for the last 5 years.

flamingGalah! 21-12-2011 11:39 AM

Oh dear. I agree with the dick head comments...

I think you were trying too hard dear. It looked too fake & scripted & people that say they are "wacky" & "crazy" actually make me want to punch them...

Why not try again & actually just be yourself, as it sounded kinda ironic that you said at the end they would probably just pick someone 'fake'... :whistle:

Roy Mars III 21-12-2011 11:45 AM

Hopefully you get in

InOne 21-12-2011 11:55 AM

What's with the wife beater? :joker:

Samuel. 21-12-2011 12:01 PM

They need to get you in the house :worship:

Black Dagger 21-12-2011 12:05 PM

The last VT you did of yourself, with the 'Black and Yellow' track in the background was miles better.

This was forced and just urgh.

Josy 21-12-2011 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iRyan (Post 4827473)
You are too similar to Mark.

But if you get in, please be entertaining and argumentative.

This is what I thought too.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 21-12-2011 12:10 PM

the advent calendar one where you had a pair of socks shoved down your drawers is the best

Ithinkiloveyoutoo 21-12-2011 04:15 PM

I think they would absolutely love you if not for anything else for at least the fact that you said x factor instead of big brother.


send this one.

Pyramid* 21-12-2011 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobnot (Post 4827515)
Reason #49624 why big brother is a total fail for the last 5 years.

This.

It was dire.

Glenn. 21-12-2011 04:28 PM

Seemed a little fake and was obviously scripted.

The only thing that interested me was your pretty face :lovedup:

MTVN 21-12-2011 04:30 PM

Thought it was decent

calyman 21-12-2011 05:35 PM

Dull, bland, contrived and you'll probably get in.

arista 21-12-2011 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay Frost (Post 4827334)
Hi im Jay Frost, you all think im a bit of a loser, well alot of you are wrong.

Heres my audition for your eyes. Enjoy.
Please remember to slag it off as that where 90 percent of you get your kicks x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWkdRAMVowE



You are not Relaxed Enough.

Pyramid* 21-12-2011 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arista (Post 4828057)
You are not Relaxed Enough.



This works wonders apparently


Fetch The Bolt Cutters 21-12-2011 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Santa Claus (Post 4827947)
Seemed a little fake and was obviously scripted.

The only thing that interested me was your pretty face :lovedup:

erm excuse me but what

i thought you were back on women :nono:

Glenn. 21-12-2011 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sassy Claus (Post 4828072)
erm excuse me but what

i thought you were back on women :nono:

I can't just switch it off. I know a good looking bloke when I see one. :rolleyes:

kisywisy 22-12-2011 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowball (Post 4828059)
This works wonders apparently


:laugh2:

Marsh. 22-12-2011 04:48 PM

Too cliche. In trying to be "different" you came across like every other auditionee (I'll sleep with anyone, I'm outgoing, I'll argue with anyone). But that's not necessarily you're fault. The reason BB's failing with me is because we've seen it all before.
There's nothing new to see. Any personalities we've yet to see in the house are the kind of people that would never go in.

Smithy 22-12-2011 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flamingGalah! (Post 4827668)
I think you were trying too hard dear. It looked too fake & scripted & people that say they are "wacky" & "crazy" actually make me want to punch them...

Why not try again & actually just be yourself, as it sounded kinda ironic that you said at the end they would probably just pick someone 'fake'... :whistle:

This

arista 22-12-2011 05:05 PM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/...14_634x368.jpg

Incensed 22-12-2011 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowball (Post 4828059)
This works wonders apparently


Very poor taste!

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 22-12-2011 10:13 PM

royhpnol is a date rape drug that means pyramid wants jays frosty spike

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 22-12-2011 10:14 PM

rohypnol even

Incensed 22-12-2011 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sassy Claus (Post 4829703)
royhpnol is a date rape drug that means pyramid wants jays frosty spike

Exactly, and I'm sorry, but I don't find Pyramids post in the least bit amusing, intelligent or adding to the debate! Cheap shot!

Pyramid* 22-12-2011 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Incensed (Post 4829698)
Very poor taste!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Incensed (Post 4829722)
Exactly, and I'm sorry, but I don't find Pyramids post in the least bit amusing, intelligent or adding to the debate! Cheap shot!

No need to apologise. If you don't like the joke, you don't like the joke.

No big deal to me. Especially given that it's not exactly a serious debate thread - given what it's about in itself.

thesheriff443 22-12-2011 11:03 PM

there will never be a serious debate,when its about bigbrother!

Pyramid* 22-12-2011 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 4829813)
there will never be a serious debate,when its about bigbrother!

and in fairness: there isn't a whole lot of intelligence from what we've seen on the show before either...... it's full of bliddy debaucherty, crassness, rude, obnoxious, shifty, shaaadeeyy, goings on - willies flopping around, boobs on show, hms dry humping, and god knows what else. :devil:

thesheriff443 22-12-2011 11:07 PM

you forgot kemal washing in a dust bin,lol

Pyramid* 22-12-2011 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 4829821)
you forgot kemal washing in a dust bin,lol

And whasshis face peeing in it - the horrible Scottish man with the specs....

Dennis spitting in people's faces.

fight night......

god.... do you look of auditionees realise what how good you are going to have to be !!! :shocked:

thesheriff443 22-12-2011 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowball (Post 4829829)
And whasshis face peeing in it - the horrible Scottish man with the specs....

Dennis spitting in people's faces.

fight night......

god.... do you look of auditionees realise what how good you are going to have to be !!! :shocked:

dont you mean bad!,to get in,lol

Pyramid* 22-12-2011 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 4829848)
dont you mean bad!,to get in,lol

LOL..... yeah I guess they have to be bad to be good -.. Sandy that was the fella.


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