Tim Healy threatening to "sort" Michael out...
 

http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/news/nort...9310-30172909/


What a bloody cheek. He needs to sort his missus out, but instead he validates her behaviour and enables her. Two drunken idiots together - a match made in heaven.

I'm sure Michael will be quaking in his boots:bored:

Whos Tim Healy? :/

...oooooh.. I was expecting someone a little bit attractive :l ...Michaels not gonna care what this nobs got to say :laugh:

Tim will make HIM look a silly "little" man

Michael's in trouble, the surviving Munchkin from the Wizard Of Oz is loose.

Go Tim.

LOL. I would love to see this

Lol at that old man "sorting out" Michael. Him and what army of oxygen tanks?? he couldn't even "sort out" what he's having for breakfast.

HA, the only thing he could sort out is a few pints, he's a drunken mess, just like his hag of a wife.

What a bellend! :nono:

He didnt exactly wipe the floor with Jason Gardner when he staggered drunk from the audience to sort him out on DOI last year, in fact he ended up with serious egg on his face :devil::joker:

"If he goes too far with her I’ll sort him out"

Isn't he like 5ft 5 or something? :joker:

:joker::crazy:

yeah, and poor Jason is no longer there. He was by far the rudest of the two. Tim perhaps should have kept in his seat, but he is a very loyal husband.

Reading all the way through the article I found it to be quite tongue in cheek.
Especially when giving the stats of each contender. Too funny.:joker:

:joker:

So what chance does he have against Michael?

What does he consider going too far....calling her mentally unstable should surely be enough to see him scaling the walls of BB, taking out all the security guards, pulling Michael from his bed, and giving him a thorough pasting....:joker:

He's selling a Pathetic little story to the press. That's all this as ever been to her, Denise wants to be remembered for this.

Michael and the Twins don't give a ****, because they will go back to America, where no one even knows about this show.

This islike George clooney doing a Japanese deoderant add for them.


That;'s what British people don't know, the Americans come over here because they know America will never see it.

It's no different than Brad Pitt doing a shampoo ad in Japan to them. Why does Brad Pitt do a shampoo ad in Japan? because he knows most people will never see it, and it's easy money.

His loyalty is misplaced. Denise doesn't need an enabler, she needs a caring husband who tells her that her behaviour is making her look a fool, is unacceptable, and is humiliating them all, especially their son. Or perhaps he would prefer to visit her in a mental institution which is where she seems to be heading if she doesn't "sort" herself out.

Furthermore, if he had made such a threat in America Michael could have sued his a*se off. People on here don't seem to make any allowances for the perceptions and sensibilities of other cultures. What may be "tongue in cheek" to us Brits, is a lawsuit in other countries.

Around his beer gut, yes.

When LaToya Jackson and Verne Troyer went in, they were reporting it on E! News ..plus theres Youtube ...plus your American and your seeing it :conf:

Yes. I can see where you are coming from, but we are not in America, and the Sunday Sun is a regional paper. I doubt many would take it that seriously up North. Tim Healy saying he would "sort" someone out if they did not leave his wife alone is hardly a threat, he is just stating how he feels. The paper does appear to be more than a little tongue in cheek about it.
As to her humiliating her family, well that is for them to decide, they do know her best after all.

i'm not a typical American. How many Americans are on this site??? i think i'm one of what.. maybe 3 or 4 on this forum? out of over 300 million?? Americans know nothing about CBB UK. trust me. It really is as obscure as a Japanese shampoo commercial.

You don't say!:bored: The point I am making is that there is no allowance made for the cultural differences, and the way in which such an article might be perceived by Michael or his family. If Denise's husband thinks her behaviour is just a "joke", then I really don't hold out any hope for her ever getting the help she so obviously needs. As to whether her humiliating her family is up to them to decide, I beg to differ. She is humiliating herself in the most cringeworthy and annoying way, right here in my living room.

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

And there I thought you were calling Tim a useless old drunk the other day........

Oh dear, please don't tell me Tim's going to get his baps out for Michael too...

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...tHSPNbmV5-junZ

The short-arse, punchy drunk will make himself look about as classy as his wife looks.

Exactly! It's all hot air :idc:

If Big Brother had ANY sense at all, he would send Big Tim into the house for a day.

I mean if 'sending celebrities in' is now exciting and awesome, and people like Jodie Marsh are welcomed to go into the house for a sh*te task, then Tim is more than welcome now.

I want to see this.

If Big Brother had ANY sense at all, he would send Big Tim into the house for a day.

I mean if 'sending celebrities in' is now exciting and awesome, and people like Jodie Marsh are welcomed to go into the house for a sh*te task, then Tim is more than welcome now.

I want to see this.

..in the left corner is Mr Blonde...
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...wbCtMupHZLWb8w

...in the right corner...which one of the Mr Men is he?..
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...X1ME5CSIZND-5q

...apologies if I got the wrong one

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/ma...-584444340.jpg

When a man has dressed like this, it's hard to take him seriously.

FS. The guy played 'Big Security Dave' in Waterloo Road back in '09 - he is a legend.

http://image.com.com/tv/images/proce.../9c/265231.jpg

..I think the producers were being ironic

If he was a legend for anything it would be for playing the gaffer in Auf Wiedersehen Pet not bloody waterloo road :idc:

Please just no, I don't want another one spoiling Michael's BB adventure.:bored: If they want to do all that sh*t, then wait until it's outside the house.:joker:

He is likely planning to go up close to Michael and gas him with his breath while saying ''she has 5 jobs man''. like he did with Jason on Dancing on ice.

:joker:

yea, and Michael would rightly say..."is that what she tells you when you try to get frisky?" I'd rather have 5 jobs than have sex with that old man too. She's showing her teets to 18 y/o boys. When's the last time she showed her teets to you old man???

Crusty old man can't do sheeeet!