What does your toilet roll say about you!
 

:D


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Mine isn't on there. :bawling::bawling:

I do the little pointed bit like 3star one below....... sad mare that I am !

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We dont even have 1 of holder things loooool

It broke and we never bothered repairing it.

:laugh: Jords just wipes his ass with his hand...

I always put the roll on the holder as in the first picture.

Then lick it clean we dont have a sink either -cries- (saves tears in bottle to drink later)

My flatmates always do the third one. How bloody difficult is it to change a toilet roll!? Frustrating. Anyway I do it accidentally, so whether it runs over or under is by chance. But I do prefer the roll do go down the back side (no dirty jokes please - the 2nd one), it looks neater.

-reminises over my baby wipe thread-

aw amaze

Normally do the third one :laugh:

Shaun..................... go. go get. KILL.
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OMG... don't you even have a bidet? !!

How common. :hmph:



*has no bidet either!*

:D

I love it down the back side.

First one for me usually.

:joker:

You heedless fool. (refers to diagram)

I'd like to think my toilet roll wasn't actually saying anything about me behind my back, after everything I do for it :idc:

What..... like shitting on it and chucking it away when it's expended it's use!

Nasty Marc, Nasty.:nono:

*takes toilet roll away from Marc and gives it a big cuddle*

That's how I treat my women? :shrug: That's not normal?

If you are a misogynist - then that's perfectly normal.

:p

-wipes ass with Pyra-

You say that like that's something unusual. It's the trend - didn't ya know.

The first one.

My Dad always does number 3 and it makes me ways to murder him because putting a new ****ing toilet roll isn't that difficult. .__.

But yeah for me its be number 1.

As in the 2nd picture for me. I read somewhere it was the correct way to do so. :hmph:

According to wiki, "It has even been suggested that preference for under may correlate with ownership of a recreational vehicle or a cat".

I don't have either...

please stop using me to wipe up your ejaculate maybe idk

I don't have a toilet roll holder! :blush2:

I HATE it when the toilet roll is like in fig.2. I ALWAYS change it if it is like that. Not only is it not correct but also fig.2 makes the tissues difficult to grab.

LOL at wiki !

Mine isn't on the 'cartoon' one. Pffttt.. typical.

I drive my friends daft though - especially after a few shandies: they come down and apologise for not being arsed to put the point back !! :joker:

I don't even have a holder! What does that say about me? :joker:

I refuse to be defined by my toilet roll.

"carefee, refuse to be bound by others, free souls who like to take a stance even if there is little to support it (ha ha...get it.... nothing to support the toilet roll)"

Sorry. :blush2:

Actually that sounds a lot like me! :eek:

To be fair: I did charge up my crystal ball and chanted some satanic incantations and poooooofffff.... in a puff of smoke, the spirits told me that.

:eek:

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Omg! Can you tell me my future? :o:p

What sort of hovel are you living in

I can but it will cost you top dollar.

It just broke and i don't know how to fix it! :blush2:

The same type as Jords lives in......... :hugesmile:

*starts whipround for Jords and Vanessa, to buy them new toilet roll holders*

You need a new challenge...

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*mutter all sort of expletive under breath - ala Mutley style*

In fact, youve got me thinking here now. This would be the ideal way to freak my mates out. I can 'hear' the laughing right now as they went to the toilet ! :D :D

I'm away to have a mooch now. Damn you.

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This would go down a treat.... !

Toilet Paper Origami....... what next ! LOL