What would you do?
 

What would do if you heard a noise in the middle of the night and you looked out your window and there was a strange man standing in your garden waving at you?

Ask him wtf his problem is from the window.

Open my window and tell scott to **** off

:joker::joker::joker:

Propose

Give him a wave back

Show them my tits.

How long have you been wanting to post that? :joker:

She doesn't have to use magic to have people fall in love with her, proven on SVU.:joker:

I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing though that she makes people go to that extreme.:hugesmile:

Im guessing a year.

I remember waking up on a Saturday morning to see the window cleaner casually cleaning my window when he could clearly see me in the bed underneath it when I was about 12. I was convinced he was a perv. lol. I **** myself and I've always closed the curtains since.

so long

you have no idea

:joker:

Hey that was the greatest day of my life.:nono:

:shocked:

Throw a paper airplane at him, and then cry when it plopped straight out of the window rather than flying directly to him

Put the kettle on, and say, hey Scott, finally we meet. :D

I have an embarrassing window cleaner story too
- was about 13, mum and dad were out, I had my music on loud in the bedroom, had tied a scarf round my head and was dancing to Wham. I turned round and the window cleaner was laughing his head off. Oh the shame ... :blush: :laugh:

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I'd wake up Gav

Depends what he looked like:joker:IF he was mysteriously handsome,I'de be intrigued if however he was a munter I would throw the contents of the pee pot over him,lol.

Ask him if he fancies a blowjob.

Leave him there waving because i won't be waving back :sleep:

Sh*t myself.

Beautiful.

Probably dive back under my duvet and stay there shaking until the morning :joker:

So none of you would phone the police? I think you are all a bit mad tbh.

well i would be licking the window

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I think you're mad, you're seeing people :idc:

I'd open the window and start talking to him the time it would take me to tell him anything, he would soon be on his way or fall asleep.