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Is there an L in Should
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why is there a b in thumb
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because thats how it shoud be
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Because the English don't like people learning their language so they make it as hard as possible. Even most English people I've come across can't seem to grasp it.
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Why is there only 1 F in Frank Bough?
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Why do birds suddenly appear?
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Every time you are near.
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Just like me, they long to be
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why is there an o too
it should be shud |
**** sake scott
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They are not the lyrics. :nono:
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Scott... :rolleyes:
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boooo
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what have i done D:
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:bored:
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can somebody explain the joke to me :nono:
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is that what this is to you scott!? a JOKE!?
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clooooooose to youuuuuuuuuuu
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He Should Jump On You in the shower |
Not that close arista....:nono:
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Feel The Force |
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:o Oh errr.... that could be a wee bit close to the bone. |
I think I remember someone telling me it's how we used to literally pronounce words, but people started leaving those letters out when pronouncing them because they took too much effort to say, so as people started to leave them out it became a gradual process until everybody did so.
That's what someone told me. It's probably horribly false and I'm horribly naive. |
One reason why I cannot spell,
Although I learned the rules quite well Is that some words like coup and through Sound just like threw and flue and Who; When oo is never spelled the same, The duice becomes a guessing game; And then I ponder over though, Is it spelled so, or throw, or beau, And bough is never bow, it's bow, I mean the bow that sounds like plow, And not the bow that sounds like row - The row that is pronounced like roe. I wonder, too, why rough and tough, That sound the same as gruff and muff, Are spelled like bough and though, for they Are both pronounced a different way. And why can't I spell trough and cough The same as I do scoff and golf? Why isn't drought spelled just like route, or doubt or pout or sauerkraut? When words all sound so much the same To change the spelling seems a shame. There is no sense - see sound like cents - in making such a difference Between the sight and sound of words; Each spelling rule that undergirds The way a word should look will fail And often prove to no avail Because exceptions will negate The truth of what the rule may state; So though I try, I still despair And moan and mutter "It's not fair That I'm held up to ridicule And made to look like such a fool When it's the spelling that's at fault. Let's call this nonsense to a halt." |
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cus yolo. xo
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