afraid of masterbating?
 

..because i think my dead relative's ghosts are watching and frowning at me

Paranoia setting in Karl:

Try living in a hostel. It's been weeks now since I managed to have a tommy.

are you in one of those dorm type rooms?

seriously i hear things

Have you been smoking something Karl?

Yeah, in a six bed dorm with only four of us in. I was in a twelve bed dorm when I first got here.

Like what? The sound of your dead relatives tut tutting you as you fap?

I don't know how you cope with that lack of privacy and personal space

http://blog.beyondtrust.com/Portals/...ead-people.jpg

...i see dead people watching me fap

yeah jesus ben i'd freak out

I may just run into the cleaning cupboard and fap over the mop, then use the mop to clean it up. :(

I think you need an exorcism

Those pervert dead people. They should have better things to do, like haunting people, than watching you bash one out. :bored:

A sexorcism. ;)

:evilgrin: I've missed you, cheeky

:evilgrin:

they're just jealous they cant

go for it Karl, Ben and me will protect you

How weird would that be, ghosts fapping and covering you in their ghost jizz?

I WILL NOT ACT AS A GHOST CONDOM FOR KARL!!!!

/caps

Ghost condoms don't work anyway

ghost cum :laugh2:

What a lovely thread.

:laugh:

i cant believe you are staying in a hostel has hostel taught you nothing :nono:

:joker:

I would be willing to bet all our dead relatives thwacked off regular as clockwork its probably not a frowning face you are seeing but a cumface.
I hope this helps you in your hour of need karl.

This thread :D

:joker:

Wtf did i just read

http://www.lily-press.com/wp-content...m-emoticon.gif

oh for gods sake.....get a grip !! literally !

:joker:

Only on TIBB will I ever read of somebody being frightened of masturbating because he thinks his dead relatives are watching him.

i really have to stop getting drunk and going on here

freak

This :o:o:o

:joker:

This tread! :joker:

Karl, I totally know what you're talking about!!

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