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Fetch The Bolt Cutters 16-08-2012 12:12 AM
sexiest male
 

poll~

Shaun 16-08-2012 12:13 AM
martin deserves a mention tbf... something about him... but I'd still say Ashley.

Monkey Slut 16-08-2012 12:13 AM
Lorenzo

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 16-08-2012 12:15 AM
julian and martin are not allowed in the poll because they are old

Shaun 16-08-2012 12:16 AM
martin > harvey & michael

Sophiee 16-08-2012 01:24 AM
michael. harvey is good looking too.

flamingGalah! 16-08-2012 01:26 AM
Lorenzo, but I wouldn't kick Ashley out either...

Michael has a weird stomach, he doesn't have a six pack it just looks a bit of a mess :conf: I'd rather have Julian to be honest...

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 16-08-2012 01:27 AM
ifkr it looks really bizarre

and he doesnt have an attractive face he looks something from the simpsons

flamingGalah! 16-08-2012 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Scott (Post 5411529)
ifkr it looks really bizarre

and he doesnt have an attractive face he looks something from the simpsons
Compare his abs to Harvey's & Ashley's :shocked:

He is fugly too, big nose & he's gotta be about 40...

Scotty07 16-08-2012 01:38 AM
Lorenzo.

Lwize 16-08-2012 05:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott (Post 5411351)
julian and martin are not allowed in the poll because they are old
:nono:

Munchkins 16-08-2012 05:36 AM
Mike.. definitely

glasstangerine 16-08-2012 05:39 AM
Lorenzo reminds me of Steve Carell. But I consider that a good thing.

lostalex 16-08-2012 06:30 AM
Lorenzo and Harvey are both very hot.

Vanessa 16-08-2012 08:23 AM
All of them are hot, but Lorenzo is delicious! :amazed::evilgrin:

Vanessa 16-08-2012 08:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by glasstangerine (Post 5411768)
Lorenzo reminds me of Steve Carell. But I consider that a good thing.
I love Steve Carell as well! :blush:

BJ 16-08-2012 11:20 AM
Lorenzo

Livia 16-08-2012 11:25 AM
Martin, although he's not on this rather limited list. As old as he is, he's still the sexiest.

Definitely NOT The Situation. He has great abs but a face that looks like it's been made out of placsticine by a four year old.

Kizzy 16-08-2012 11:28 AM
Martin may be older but he is better looking than most of them...especially 'the big shnozz situation'..
Lorenzo is gorge though.
Best looking is julian...Look at him, he is beautiful :)

Vicky. 16-08-2012 12:48 PM
Lorenzo. Harveys pretty but not 'sexy'

The olympics bloke looks like the werewolf from the vampire diaries.

And I seriously dont think 'the situation' is sexy in any way at all. His body is ****ing awful, looks plastic :bored:

Black Dagger 16-08-2012 01:04 PM
Michael...

Despite his age I'd still let Martin do me.

Patricia4 16-08-2012 01:06 PM
Lorenzo :dance2:

Big Brother Cartoons uk 16-08-2012 05:16 PM
Martin kemp is easily best looking.

Apple202 16-08-2012 05:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott (Post 5411351)
julian and martin are not allowed in the poll because they are old
:laugh2:

lostalex 16-08-2012 05:30 PM
I don't think that Brits get the joke yet. Mike is not sexy in any way, he's a joke, he thinks he's the hottest guy in the world and acts like he's the hottest guy in the world. that's what's so funny about him.

He's popular in America because he's a joke. All of the Jersey Shore people are JOKES, they are outrageous caricatures of guidos and pop culture, that's what's funny about them.

It will be interesting to see the British response to him. Will they get the joke?

Deep down they are endearing though, because they are so naive and so unaware of how they are perceived. Any one who has watched the entire Jersey Shore run actually ends up having real affection for them because they are decent human beings deep down. I wonder if Brits will be able to see the decent human being underneath all of the horribleness.

I can't wait to see how this plays out lol

Livia 16-08-2012 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 5412581)
I don't think that Brits get the joke yet. Mike is not sexy in any way, he's a joke, he thinks he's the hottest guy in the world and acts like he's the hottest guy in the world. that's what's so funny about him.

He's popular in America because he's a joke. All of the Jersey Shore people are JOKES, they are outrageous caricatures of guidos and pop culture, that's what's funny about them.

It will be interesting to see the British response to him. Will they get the joke?

Deep down though they are endearing though, because they are so naive and so unaware of how they are perceived. Any one who has watched the entire Jersey Shore run actually ends up having real affection for them because they are decent human beings deep down. I wonder if Brits will be able to see the decent human being underneath all of the horribleness.

I can't wait to see how this plays out lol
I'd never heard of him until yesterday, and yes... I see what you're saying and it makes sense.

From what I've seen so far he seems deeply self-involved and very unattractive in almost every way possible... but with the ego of a God!

flamingGalah! 16-08-2012 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Livia (Post 5411968)
Martin, although he's not on this rather limited list. As old as he is, he's still the sexiest.

Definitely NOT The Situation. He has great abs but a face that looks like it's been made out of placsticine by a four year old.
His abs look a bit like they are made of placsticine too, where is his 6 pack? It's just a concaved mess! :joker:

Livia 16-08-2012 05:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by flamingGalah! (Post 5412587)
His abs look a bit like they are made of placsticine too, where is his 6 pack? It's just a concaved mess! :joker:
I must admit I didn't spend much time looking at his abs. Every time he lifted his teeshirt I covered my eyes with embarrassement for him.

chuff me dizzy 16-08-2012 05:42 PM
Martin by miles

flamingGalah! 16-08-2012 05:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Livia (Post 5412595)
I must admit I didn't spend much time looking at his abs. Every time he lifted his teeshirt I covered my eyes with embarrassement for him.
Find a picture, it looks like a chewed toffee or something :joker:

lostalex 16-08-2012 05:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by flamingGalah! (Post 5412622)
Find a picture, it looks like a chewed toffee or something :joker:
http://www.vegasnews.com/wp-content/...Burney-570.jpg



lol

glasstangerine 16-08-2012 06:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 5412581)
I don't think that Brits get the joke yet. Mike is not sexy in any way, he's a joke, he thinks he's the hottest guy in the world and acts like he's the hottest guy in the world. that's what's so funny about him.

He's popular in America because he's a joke. All of the Jersey Shore people are JOKES, they are outrageous caricatures of guidos and pop culture, that's what's funny about them.

It will be interesting to see the British response to him. Will they get the joke?

Deep down though they are endearing though, because they are so naive and so unaware of how they are perceived. Any one who has watched the entire Jersey Shore run actually ends up having real affection for them because they are decent human beings deep down. I wonder if Brits will be able to see the decent human being underneath all of the horribleness.

I can't wait to see how this plays out lol

Ooh! Well put.

I have watched some of Jersey Shore and some of Geordie Shore and I think that the difference between the two is that the Jersey kids can be fully committed to being pantomimes of themselves, they are very tongue in cheek, and they still completely accept themselves.


As for his abs, in the begining of the show they WERE perfect, but he's been living a pretty decadent lifestyle since the show got popular, and he's started making a lot of money. :)

Also he does bring home a girl nearly every night they go out. But they basically pick up very drunk girls and the local bar who's purpose is to find a stranger to have sex with. I am interested to see how he does with sober girls who are a little more buttoned up than he's use to.

coolface 16-08-2012 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 5412635)
lmao, he's like 16% bodyfat, i.e. not fat but not lean enough to have proper abs and to be showing them off like that, why does he do that rofl

also, he only ever trains arms and abs and a bit of chest, no back, no legs, no shoulders, pencil neck etc it looks hilarous how out of proportion his arms are

Beth. 16-08-2012 10:28 PM
Mike. But Martin should be in the poll.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 16-08-2012 11:32 PM
ashley takes size 5 shoe :sad:

M X 16-08-2012 11:37 PM
Ashley. So fit.

rionablue 16-08-2012 11:53 PM
Where the hell is Martin? Just cos he is older doesnt mean he shouldnt be considered. I think he's hot

Tregard 17-08-2012 12:07 AM
Julian Clarey

flamingGalah! 17-08-2012 11:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott (Post 5413729)
ashley takes size 5 shoe :sad:
Size 5?! :shocked: Jesus I'm a size 11 :joker:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 17-08-2012 07:51 PM
hot


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