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one sentence stories
i thought i do this i do one sentence then you lot carry on
I day i was walking down the street untill |
i got butt****ed by david dickinson
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I hit that car.
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Because of this I now have a fear of ice creams.
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But we all scream for Ice Cream.
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An attractive woman.
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She went on to suck my...
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Penis.
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so i died of a heart attack and so did she
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but i didnt because i died
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and shot a guy in the dick
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And then The Police came chasing after me.
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i was walking inside the house big brother was i was walking down stairs |
with ther truncheons in their hands
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Singing Somebody Save Me by Remy Zero.
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whilst shooting a guy in the dick
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Waynes passed out now I better log off.
Speak soon peeps |
And then Adele fainted when she saw Wayne with another guy.
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but this didn't detract from the time that I shot a guy in the dick
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with a blow dart filled with
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a guy who was shot in the dick
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And the dick fell off.
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and landed in the hands of a guy who was, funnily enough, shot in the dick
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he screamed my dick
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and the when to put it on ice
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but little did he know that soon he would be shot in the dick again
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And then wayne woke up and wondered where his dick had gone.
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and found out that it had been donated to another guy whose dick was shot
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when suddenly her dick was shot
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And The Doctors was wondering how the **** can a woman have a dick.
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Al the dicks were then collected and glued to an ex members head and they nicknamed him...
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but they stopped thinking that when a masked man appeared out of nowhere and shot them in the dick
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wayn king of dicks
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