best / worst sexual experience?
 

hmm once you settle into a set routine I find sex is less memorable...enjoyable but not so memorable

Im not a man who likes to do it in the pool or on park benches,
but the beach is my fave , our frozen white backsides bouncing off the pale moonlight, with just our bodies to provide any heat, away from the idiotic human race, just the 2 of us on planet earth, and in between the spanking and the rhythmic pumping, me providing the bob marley tunes, badly:dance: what woman could resist?

the worst? semi lob on..... always boil the frog slowly:joker:

Best - "OH MY GOD YOUR SO BIG"

Worst - " Cummed as soon as those words were uttered"

SRS!!!!

*you're

:joker:

worse
getting caught knocking one out by me mam's bloke when i was about 17

Best : An ex boyfriend who gave me multiple orgasms. :blush2:
Worse : My first time. He was such a jerk. He threw me out afterwards. :bawling:

:laugh3:

tell us more vanessa:wavey:

Euphemism?

Kinky. :evilgrin:

Deciding not to have sex with a girl who was just starting her period and wanted me to have sex with her even though she was bleeding. I refrained from doing it (thank god) and she was a right slag so I guess I made the right choice since I didn't really want to catch anything lol

good decision

best: 14 hour meth-binge sex marathon with a guy that was taller than me (i'd never been with a guy that was taller than me)

worst: a closet-case (probably married) guy who was so worthless at oral sex (he literally just put it in his mouth and didn't move) that i got so angry I berated him and asked him to leave. He looked like he was about to cry.

:laugh:

Is this a dating service?

Anyway being serious I can't have sex outside, I have a weird phobia about sitting down or lying down outside so it would definitely have to be indoors, and the girl to actually have personality and not be scared of me would also be preferable.:joker:

:eek: Urgh.

:laugh2:

:joker: :laugh2:
Why would she be scared of you?

we need more stories in this thread.

and seriously mock, why would she be scared of you? are you scary?

i am saving my self

for the right person

but i would have sex indoors with an big lady and has an good personalty

Good question but I just seem to scare girls.:joker:

oh so do i

I don't get why though BB12? what have we done to deserve this treatment?:bawling:

i know

what the heck is a meth binge session?

Best -my first time with my ex fiancée ( candles,music and rose rose petals)

Worst - it did not last long fist time

14 hour sex session WTF , I can go 14 mins MAX

SRS

as i said it was are first time and i am saving myself now for the right women

you can only learn from your mistakes, fists are not the way to a girl's heart.

:joker::joker:

sorry it was going to say

worst - is was our first time

not fist

Best -my first time with my ex fiancee ( candles,music and rose rose petals
very romantic)

Worst - it did not last long first time

[QUOTE=bigbrother12;5584864]as i said it was are first time and i am saving myself now for the right women[/QUOTE]

is women a spelling error or your hopes for the future BB12..:evilgrin:

[QUOTE=CherieB;5584934]no i saving myself for an women so my hope for the future :blush:

Best: none
worst: none

#loner

i saving my self for the right women to come along and i know i can do the candles muisc and rose petals again

aw... how lovely, im hoping Sheriff is taking notes.(edit, from here on the forum....not from the side of the bed).

yeah he is

and thank you you dont think is too chessey

yeah same here

hi hope he not in the house and you dont find that cheseey