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Niamh. 09-05-2013 10:13 AM

It's a miracle
 

Vanessa 09-05-2013 10:14 AM

:laugh:

Jesus. 09-05-2013 10:15 AM

I don't get it. I can't see anything.

Livia 09-05-2013 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ (Post 5983487)
I don't get it. I can't see anything.

Just above where the baby's eyes are... on the right... Blind Pew.

Kazanne 09-05-2013 10:22 AM

Oh my Lord,uncanny.

Jesus. 09-05-2013 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Livia (Post 5983493)
Just above where the baby's eyes are... on the right... Blind Pew.

Baby's eyes? Nope. Lost me there. This is like one of those tests they give to psycho's. I genuinely can't make a baby, let alone anything else out of those shapes.

Jesus. 09-05-2013 10:29 AM

Is it the owly looking thing in the very top right hand corner?

Niamh. 09-05-2013 10:33 AM

For Gods Sake Jesus :bored:

Livia 09-05-2013 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ (Post 5983497)
Is it the owly looking thing in the very top right hand corner?

No... it's the catty looking thing in the very top right hand corner.

Livia 09-05-2013 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 5983503)
For Gods Sake Jesus :bored:

Sometimes I find it hard to believe he is the Son of God.

Niamh. 09-05-2013 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Livia (Post 5983505)
Sometimes I find it hard to believe he is the Son of God.

You and me both :rolleyes:

Jesus. 09-05-2013 10:43 AM

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I am here. This isn't a pm conversation between the two of you. Suddenly thetruth becomes a serious contender for a spot in my top 10. :hmph:

Livia 09-05-2013 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ (Post 5983511)
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I am here. This isn't a pm conversation between the two of you. Suddenly thetruth becomes a serious contender for a spot in my top 10. :hmph:


Seriously, you wouldn't want to see the PM conversations about you.

You know you're in my top ten though, right? Okay, you're quite low down, but you in there.

Shaun 09-05-2013 10:47 AM

i thought jesus was supposed to have given sight to the blind

Jesus. 09-05-2013 10:54 AM

Every right wing Christian will tell you, I only pay attention at the very second the sperm hits the egg, for then it is a human. After that? Not my problem.

Jesus. 09-05-2013 10:59 AM

Right, I think I've worked it all out.

The owl is the big circle, and the cat is the little one.

http://i.imgur.com/RCJG0NA.jpg

Niamh. 09-05-2013 11:08 AM

That does not look like an Owl :nono:

Jesus. 09-05-2013 11:13 AM

Alright Attenborough, chill your boots. I think you'll find it looks more like an owl than a cat.

Shaun 09-05-2013 11:14 AM

LOL i never noticed the owl and assumed your cat was the cat everyone was seeing... but yeah now I think your owl is the cat

Jesus. 09-05-2013 11:16 AM

******ing hell, Niamh. See how you've confused everyone? Pretty disgraceful.

Shaun 09-05-2013 11:16 AM

i'm more concerned by the Alien baby bursting out of the baby's stomach

Niamh. 09-05-2013 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5983546)
LOL i never noticed the owl and assumed your cat was the cat everyone was seeing... but yeah now I think your owl is the cat

I never noticed the cat that Jesus saw but now it looks like a cat and a kitten next to it

Shaun 09-05-2013 11:20 AM

http://imageshack.us/a/img849/123/catalienbaby.jpg

Livia 09-05-2013 11:21 AM

It's obvious... She swallowed the cat the catch the owl, she swallowed the owl to catch the alien, she swallowed the alien to catch the baby, she swallowed the baby to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly... I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die.

Vanessa 09-05-2013 11:21 AM

:joker:

Jesus. 09-05-2013 11:23 AM

The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to be born
From a beautiful ladies Vagina
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Because the mum was a ***** called Regina.
The Owl looked down to the canal below,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'

arista 09-05-2013 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5983515)
i thought jesus was supposed to have given sight to the blind


No he is Anal

Livia 09-05-2013 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ (Post 5983562)
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to be born
From a beautiful ladies Vagina
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Because the mum was a ***** called Regina.
The Owl looked down to the canal below,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'

Took you till page 2 to get to the pussy joke. You're slipping...

Jesus. 09-05-2013 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Livia (Post 5983564)
Took you till page 2 to get to the pussy joke. You're slipping...

That's what she said.

I wasn't even going to go there at all. It was only the owl that turned it into a nursery rhyme.

Jesus. 09-05-2013 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arista (Post 5983563)
No he is Anal

You are Alan.

Jessica. 09-05-2013 12:27 PM

http://puu.sh/2PSPc.jpg

Shaun 09-05-2013 12:31 PM

:o

Niamh. 09-05-2013 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessica. (Post 5983680)

:amazed:

She's carrying a whole litter

Marsh. 09-05-2013 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ (Post 5983496)
I genuinely can't make a baby

Aww. :pat:

Marc 09-05-2013 03:05 PM

:joker: that pic

Lee. 09-05-2013 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Livia (Post 5983505)
Sometimes I find it hard to believe he is the Son of God.

Son of a bitch more like..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 5983542)
That does not look like an Owl :nono:

I have to agree with Jesus though, it does look more like an owl

Niamh. 09-05-2013 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 5983887)
Son of a bitch more like..



I have to agree with Jesus though, it does look more like an owl

Stop going for his 10pts Lee, he's already promised them to me :idc:

Marc 09-05-2013 03:15 PM

Lee you cheap desperate hoe

lostalex 09-05-2013 03:16 PM

I want to make jokes with MS Paint too, but i have a Mac. :(

Jesus. 09-05-2013 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 5983892)
Stop going for his 10pts Lee, he's already promised them to me :idc:

Would take a lot more than that to get Lee to register on my radar.


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