Only Connect: Onlyay Onnectay
 

Hello and welcome to Only Connect, the quiz that does away with all the frivolities like "questions" and "prizes". Yes, what we care about here is the most fundamental concept of quizzing: Inspiration from complete confusion.

"But how do you play Only Connect?" I hear you cry. Well my friends, it is rather simple. The game is split into 4 rounds which will be explained as we go, but the only thing that varies from the rules of the actual show is this: Give a correct answer, you score the points and they go to the great OC leaderboard. Person with the most points at the end wins.

We begin with round one: Connections.

In this first round, you will be given up to 4 clues and you must find what connects them. Clues will be given periodically, but this can be done more quickly if you ask "Next clue". 5 points will be scored if you get it with one clue, 3 for two clues, 2 for three clues, and 1 point for all four clues. Example:

The first clue will be posted in the next post, good luck to everyone.

First set of connections of the game, here is your first clue:

http://i.imgur.com/mTxFNbK.png

Things on a prisoners wish list

Things I have instead of a sex life

:joker:

I love this show :lovedup:

Types of lubricant

Things a mechanic would use

Things I like to smear myself in while I'm crying my eyes out

All incorrect so far:

http://i.imgur.com/qviJMnh.png

What I'm thinking of right now is just, bizarre. Shrek and his cat using vaseline is all I can think of... http://i.imgur.com/qxqfHUO.gif

Things associated with a car(oil)puss in boots(boot)

things voiced by Antonio Banderas :amazed: no wait...

things "in Boots"? (you could buy Vaseline in boots :whistle:)

None right so far, this was probably a horrible one to start with :L

No idea give us another clue.

I've just googled it :laugh: sorry, it's a good one though!

Patrick Swayze ;-)

Musicals

Didn't realise this one was google-able now :L Shall have to delete the traces!

Movies

I've just found it on google too. Too hard. :joker: Can we have some easier ones please.

I got the Bette Midler films from the wall a few weeks ago. Not sure I should be proud my knowledge extends to films by Bette Midler. :pipe:

that's not a foreign language (idgi)

Ok but I reckon Vicky Coren would give me the points for that one. :whistle:

Right, well since I started with a stinker and forget to cover my previous Only Connect tracks, we'll scratch this one down to experience :L

http://i.imgur.com/mUBRgyz.png

Vaseline is the Argentinian name for "Grease"
Shrek's Cat is the Israeli name for "Puss In Boots"
He's a Ghost was what "Sixth Sense" was called in China
and Die Slowly is the German title for "Die Hard"

Onto our next connection, and this is one I haven't used before so you won't be able to directly google it :L

http://i.imgur.com/ZU0cZkl.png

things you do when Jade Goody dies

:laugh3:

dancing

things you do before having sex

Things not to do at a funeral

things I make my cats wear

Again, this isn't one to get on the first clue xD

Things Zee does before getting an STD

Things Ben does before he makes fun of Zee getting an STD

No, I do that after you get one. ;)

See it is things that lead to Zee getting an STD

things you do to get someone to give you a blowjob

isn't that a quote from a musical... i'm not sure if it's Rocky Horror or Lil Shop of Horrors

Things you do on a night out with Kizzy