what dya call an artist with a brown finger?
 

Picasso:joker:

cracking home made joke at last from Samson ....
he certainly came to life on this painting task

bravo.....more entertainment from him now that the loudmouths like sallie, jemima and controlling dan are gone

Sam is the funniest one in there, some of his jokes have been brilliant. They need to show him more

I'm surprised he stayed awake long enough to paint anything.

hes come to life now that the boorish bullies like sallie have gone and the controlling copper....he also had the rabid rottweiller jemima chewing at his heels for the first few weeks....loved his flirting in the spray tan task too

He's a very talented guy, always entertaining and very brave, a worthy winner that will make great use of the prize money to help children going through similar issues.

He took to his bed right after the task and slept right through cucumbergate.

good for him, hes got his own expanding cucumber to think of

and he won 7 grand on deal with no deal....how many people can say that? fair play the kids got a set of brass balls and an expanding winkie:joker:

He's got balls for playing Deal or No Deal, where winning is entirely down to pot luck?

???i have had train journeys more exiting than Sam.

Sallie wasn't a bully to anyone, she was just loud and said what she thought-a lot like Gina,actually but no-one seems offened by how rude that badly painted little girl is (blue and pink make-up don't suit her skin tone-that's why the make-artists took it OFF!!!!!!!:devil:

And SAM is the reason Jemima went because the stupid little boy thought he was a gigolo and could pull a woman TWICE his age!!.:nono:

:joker::joker::joker:

He's dull as dish-water and he's not brave; he deaf NOT dying.As for talent, what talent??.

Johnnyuk was being sarcastic ......

Sam :love: would actually be happy if he won.

Obviously

he has.....how much have you won on there on any other tv show.....imagine how nerve wracking it is, then imagine how much harder when your 80% deaf

maybe he could have....did he really think that ? or was he just messing about? how far did he take it? did he actually go after her? no not at all

yeah im sure theyre really exciting journeys with you on board

Dearie me, it took me at least 10 seconds to get this.

you enter live tv 24 hours a day for 3 months with 80% deafness
in fact try it in everyday life for just 24 hours
it takes enormous heart to overcome that

He was? oh s*** I didn't realise.:shocked: lol, I don't know him you see. (that's My excuse and I'm sticking to it).:dance:

You liked Sam's flirting even though the woman he was flirting with had a partner?

:eek: Tut, tut. There's a double standard there somewhere.

What i knew that joke when i was at school ! its donkeys years old

Oh lmfao. Pick ass hole.
Took me at least 35 mins to get this:laugh:

As someone who is classed as being 80% disabled (in a wheelchair because of a broken spine) I can honestly say no, it doesn't take heart, it takes just dealing with it and learning, over time to find ways of getting on with your life despite the disability.

Sam's a big boy, he's learned to cope with the disability. By the way, did you know that Anastacia is almost blind? and yet she's a a multi-award winning singer songwriter.

The point is, he doesn't need sympathy, he needs treating the way everyone else gets treated-that'll do him much more good than all the sympathy in the world.

Sorry to hear that.

Good points but no-one gave Jemima the benefit of any doubt they just accused her of being a "bunny-boiler" because of Sam's behavior.

I liked hIs scarecrow joke.

Thats an old one too

Sam is clearly a very entertaining housemate, he has also mixed well with everyone and made a great friend in Callum. It's very easy to see the natural bond and love they have for each other, Sam trusts him 100%and lets be totally honest here...we all need someone like that who would not lie to us,help us through difficult times etc. It's extremely kind of Callum to be there for this young man as he strives to raise awareness of this terrible condition. Sam winning would be great for the show but even more so for all those children suffering in and around Wales.

LOL at your sarcasm.

I actually laughed at that,lol

I respect your opinion and understand what youre saying. however I disagree , I think this does take heart. im not saying pat him on the back and patronise him....im saying to go on this particular show when youre almost deaf does take guts heart call it what you will.....its a different kind fo courage from some things but I think it is very courageous....its an intense situation in a tight spot under 24 hour cameras where communication counts 24 hours a day and the lad cant hear most of whats said.....that's a massive challenge and hes dealing with it admirably imho
yes im aware of anastacia...also stevie wonder, Andrei bocelli, ray Charles, amongst many others with blindness ....just remarkable singers
ian dury was another singer with a disability....you don't get that many with such disabilities in the music and entertainment business....take big brother...have they ever had a wheelchair in any big brother house?

I'm sure he'd more appreciate being treated like everyone else and not patronised about everything he does in life just because he's deaf.

well stop patronising him then theres a good little boy then