Dexter Lab
 

A thread dedicated to the (mostly unintentional) comedy provided by the legend that is Dexter Koh.

I'll start you off with his puny work-out
http://bb3.channel5.com/c5/article/v...eels-the-burn/

then you can have his 'bad chi'. :hugesmile:

Please add your own contributions.

This wine tastes cowy! :D

there is already a fan thread?

Dexter chasing Gina through the garden.

His naked streak. He was holding his ass. :joker:

Dexter's footballing skills::joker:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxy1P8oSOxY

sticky this thread

'I think we should put those dead flowers down the toilet. Dead flowers are really bad chi - REALLY bad.'

"I'll ruin your ****in life" what a lovely bloke.......NOT

"I didn't bring any photos. It show weakness"
And then he puts he shades on afterwards....

Like 'H' off CSI Miami :hugesmile:

I cringed and LOLed when he told that story about jerking off for a German guy on the internet to earn some cash. Dan's ick face at hearing it was perfect. :laugh3:

In the Diary Room : 'I've come on Big Brother to de-arsehole myself.' And totally deadpan too. :joker:

..anytime he's wearing that onesie! He looks like a toddler in a babygrow. :hugesmile:

'Flirting leads to womanization.' :laugh:

It's like Japanese Baywatch :bigsmile:

Trollolol

His adorable dance moves - him and Gina giving it loads in the garden was golden!

Dexter's exercise routine::joker:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f_gbyPASm8

In reply to Gina's question about things you can do with your tongue. 'Cleaning! You can clean someone's ear out with your tongue! :shocked::joker:

"I'm the STUPIDEST in this house"

Dexter's football skills.



:D

When he was doing his strenuous garden workout he appeared to have borrowed an eight year old girl's shorts. :joker:

"I look up to you callum intellectually"

"I'm going to walk in a boy and walk out a man" :tongue:

only real quotes Hadouken

City are looking to sign him once he leaves the house

questions in the DR just before the SH twist "Well from these questions I guess I am still an a-hole" :joker:

'' ****** my life'' When he saw Hazel and Daley close together! :bigsmile:

Don't use me as a human shield ever again.

best one was after being nominated by all but one or two people that second week and they exposed how many nominations they each got

"I've come into the house to make some new friends, judging from nominations this week I have done that."

:joker: Thanks! Not seen that one before.

When getting ready for the pursuit of Charlie dance routine - the suspicious package down the front of his leggings! And his OTT facial expressions of longing during the dance! :laugh3:

He bit in the Diary Room when he said he came into Big Brother to "de-arsehole myself".

Roy he said that Lol.

1) Can you put the knife down, Callum

2) Shall I pop your cork?

3) I'll try not to have too much head on it.

:D

In the diary room, after being saved by the public for (I think) the third time, he said it was like a cowboy movie where the bad guy just won't die. :laugh2:

'I'm the president of the Callum Appreciation Society!' :laugh3:

Last night on LF when talking to Gina he said " Only 3 people in my personal space - my hairdresser, doctor and..........the one that does my pedicures Lol

he must have been drunk

Thursday night. on the way to the DR and Dexter fell up the stairs "****** MY ARSE" :joker: