Pot Noodle etiquette
 

Am I the only person who drinks the remainder of the Pot Noodle once I've got as much noodles out as I possibly can with a fork?... :sad:

No I do it too!

You disgusting animal

I've never had a Pot Noodle because I don't hate myself

None of us believe that.

Genuinely never had one

No I meant the second part :joker:

I haven't had a pot noodle for so long. I think I was about 10 when I had one last.

That's the best thing about them tbh.

Try one now

No, I kind of feel sick at the thought of drinking it.. I just put less water in than you're meant to so there's very little liquid left in the bottom!

nothing to do with Pot Noodles but I remember I used to go school with a guy who would drink the disgusting tuna water you get in a tuna can

I read that as "pool noodle" and it had a whole different context :blush2:

Is it any worse than drinking the milk after the cereal is gone?

:laugh3:!!!

Yes, it is lovely, like drinking a soup.

Never had a pot noodle, because I dont like noodles. But I judge all you dirty bastards who drink noodle water :bored:

Oh god, how could you. :shocked:

A real man has a Bombay bad boy with the whole sauce packet in it and finishes the lot without sipping any drink.





If you haven't done that your not a real man period.

pot noodles are gross, let alone doing that with them

-cuts contract to appear in the Mole 7-

Had this today :love:

With the sauce? Tell me did you have the sauce?






I love the flavour as it mingles in with the taste of sweat dripping down the face into your mouth.


Pure bliss.

Sometimes I wonder if I've reached the total number of reasons why we are friends and then you continue to surprise me and I have to add yet another one on at the end

That's the one I had lol

Well in that case then you are disgusting Marc..

The only pot noodle that is acceptable is Chicken & Mushroom tbh :idc:

Good man. I have respect for a man that takes on the BBB


Chicken and mushroom used to be good but once you've had BBB, spicy curry, that Kebab one and fajita flavour it became too bland for my demanding taste buds. :dance:

Of course I had the bloody sauce! What do you take me for?

What about the limited edition Irn Bru and Haggis, Josy?

Can you imagine how rancid that would taste :laugh2:

:hugesmile:


I'm so glad, I didn't want to have to tell you to go to New Look first thing tomorrow and buy yourself a bra for failing to live up to your duty as a man! :dance:

I love irn bru and I love Haggis.


Get this idea sent to Pot Noodle now I'm serious!

Don't worry my friend, there are a small number of us who live up to the challenge on a weekly basis

A weekly basis?


Sir you are a greater man than I. I doth my fork to thee......

Depends where the haggis were bred :idc:

:laugh:

What is haggis?

I was told that Haggis has two legs shorter on one side so that when it stands on a hill it stands straight.


Whenever I go see my family in Livingston my Grandad still tells me that as if I'm going to believe him....

In the fields of gold.. Most of them had cancer though....:-/

It's a bird

Ah okay, I always thought it was a funny looking sheep or something

Agreed!