The 'Be Sarcastic About All The CBB Housemates Thread'
 

I love the way the women are so sensible this year.

Bruce is an amazing housemate.

Charlotte could have 6 pints and sleep in my bed anytime!

Carol is such an honest, genuine, lovely, caring person.

I haven't been waiting for someone to create this thread...

I love how Sophie is just so kind to Lauren

Carol is a role model for all women her age.

Bring back Ron...

Louie is the best dancer I have ever seen!

Mario won't get any stick whatsoever from his male friends for wearing that lovely lime-green mankini...

I love Abz's Jamaican accent.

I'd love to run my fingers through Abzs hair

Bruce is such a calm, gentle soul.

Dustin, Abz and Bruce are the stars of the show. TV gold at its finest

I'm sure Carol's family will be extremely proud of her the way she's behaved.
Well done; you're a lady & I'm a fan.

Charlotte is an excellent role model for all decent young women.

Courtney could do with a bit more up top.

I wish I was as camp as Louie.

Charlotte was brought up well, the parents done a damn good job not ruining a human.

People understand that Charlotte's an exaggerated character

Lauren's gonna make great wife one day........................

I'd like to go for a pint with Bruce........................

Lauren is very boring and plain

If it wasn't for Abz I wouldn't be watching.

Abz FTW!

Courtney's father must be so proud that his daughter married a man older than him.

I am looking forward to Dustin's best bits.

If you thought Louis Spence was just idiot.......................you've been proved wrong

Sophie has lovely lips.

sophie is really over her past she dont wear it like a badge
charlotte is a lady the ideal marriage material
courtney is a fat hobbit
loulie speaks without a lisp
lauren doesn;t look like herman monster
abz is really black
dustin is funny
carol is not a bitter bitch
bruce has no issues at all

Lauren is a woman :devil:

Carol always tells the truth. You can always count on her.

Bruce is so calm and collected man. He never gets angry.

Charlotte, yeah. That´s a classy lady. So good mannered.

Abz would be brilliant in Hamlet!

To Be or not to be innit!

Mario in that mankini made me physically sick!:hugesmile:

Carol is the epitome of sobriety...

You see her here, you see her there, Vicky Entwistle is everywhere!

Lauren wants to go.

Ron always waits for someone to finish speaking before he starts stabbing his index finger at them...

Courtney is a bit over dressed !

Lauren looks great for her age.

Charlotte is the equivalent to Gina!!