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Dan's bitter ex confirms he and Rylan are a couple
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Like stay tacky and move on with your life bitch. Ew. |
Matt Parker @matthewpparker
@DanNealOfficial hahahaha soo fame hungry you will do anything!! #downgrade hahahaha Excuse you bitch but Rylan is an upgrade, sit your nasty ass down and move on with your life :hmph: |
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Well I have to say I never saw this coming |
Tbf I see why he's hurt, he pretty much got rid of him once he realised that he had a smidge of fame.. but yeah, bit tacky to put it on Twitter like that
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Rylan is great. :hugesmile::lovedup:
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Yeah, I mean I can understand why Matt is hurt.. he got dumped after being with him for so long, because Dan is a fame hungry bitch, but this just screams tacky and it's like ew.
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There's a line from a film, mean girls too something to function?....... :joker:
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too gay to function :laugh3:
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Thought Dan would go for somebody more manly
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Matt (despite being camp) would be good looking enough to bag a Hazel type if he wanted to switch sides. Let's be honest, no woman would want to 'turn' Rylan. There are the Graham Norton's and then there are the Matt Boomers who women want to 'turn', the latter are always more attractive. |
Sorry but this is laughable.
Good luck to them though...they'll need it...I'm not jealous at all. |
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Who is the 'top' :joker::joker: |
Rylan doesn't bottom tyvm. He said that in his latest Attitude magazine :idc:
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Dan's abit of a tool then.
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They managed to keep this on the quiet, I've seen nothing over the past few weeks that has indicated they may have been talking/meeting up
Done well really |
omg LOL imagine if Dan and Rylan present BOTS next year and AJ's ditched
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I'm so jealous of Rylan
I want to be with dan :bawling: |
i hope matt leaks dan's nudes
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LOL sorry - there is no way Rylan is an upgrade :joker:
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I'm really surprised at Dan. I'm not quite sure where he thinks he going to get with Rylan. |
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Shows Dan up for what he really is.
He was practically auditioning for a presenting role, every time he's been on BOTS! |
Let's be honest Rylan as much as you like him, as fabulous as you may find him, as funny as you find him is not attractive or sexy. When women say they fancy him they are just being ueber hags. It's like Beckham saying he fancied Cherie Blair, he doesn't but it something nice to say.
Nice guy blah blah has all the sex appeal of a burnt ferret. Or Alan Carr. Physically he's scrawny, his look is fake, he auditioned for X Factor with ueber " camp " Butlins steward blond mullet hair, dyed black later. He's actually ginger*. He has tango skin. He just looks - and acts - stereotypically " gay ", not sexy**. Then there's the dress sense - fantastic - if it's for a WOMAN. Unmanly and creepy for a man. I often find myself wondering " where did he get that top". For me for me, for a gaY man to be attractive he's got to have more than a modicum of masculinity, and not set off my gaydar -but that happens. Gaydar goes into overdrive. Rylan seems gay asexual as well.Like Will Young. Or Joe Mckeldery Then there is his tombstone gleaming white dentures which don't fit his mouth and have altered the shape of his face drastically. I suspect he's had other surgery. Don't want to be mean, he's not ugly but he's not in shape or form remotely attractive. *Nothing wrong with ginger but he looks awful with any hair colour. **Even gay guys like twin jack have said they hate gay looking and acting gay men |
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I think if Rylan actually likes him, hes gunna end up getting hurt tbh.
I loved Dan in the house, but its clear he will do anything for a bit of fame. I think this is just to get publicity. I hope I am wrong though. |
Dan is blatantly using Rylan.
Dan is about an 8 Rylan is a 4. |
Poor Rylan. He's going to get hurt. :bawling:
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Possibly the worst couple ever
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It's their business....if its true and real good luck to them and I hope they're happy...
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